dj-chuckles
Underboss
2455 Posts
    
The State that invented Spam!
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Runelord151
Underboss
1203 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 4:30 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/17_InField_lg.png[/IMG]
Taken from Neverwinter Nights 2
Farrel was upset to relize that he hadn't bought quite enough raid to deal with the pests in the garden...... | | | |
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orcmonk220
Underboss
1608 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 4:35 AM |
| | "Stand perfectly still, and it won't.... HEY! Where'd you guys go? Guys?" | |
My Trading Thread | |
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Alakhai
Underboss
1842 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 5:19 AM |
| "I don't care how long it takes you to scour the entire patch of flowers, just you find mum's Crystal Ball before she notices I've been playing soccer with it again, OK?"
Cheers
Al. | |
R-Rated poster
HB: 80/80 - DE: 60/60 - AF: 60/60 - GL: 72/72
AB: 60/60 - DK: 60/60 - AF2 : 60/60 - UD: 60/60
WD: 60/60 - DQ: 60/60 - BW: 56/60 - UH: 00/60
UNHappy Champion of the Marilith | |
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Maimonides
Sneak
100 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 5:34 AM |
| | "Oh no, not again! That sorceror should have told me not to pour entire magical fertilizer on the field... And there are even no pears on it. I am gonna get a refund! | |
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Lead Moderator
LCS
Underboss
1928 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 5:35 AM |
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"Well, that's the last time I buy sealed cases of seeds.. next time I'm just going to get singles from the marketplace."
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Jenkiis
Skirmisher
44 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 5:51 AM |
| | "Level One Summonings: Greater Pine Bark Mulch Elemental" | |
Online Art Portfolio-http://benbrooks.lusagi.com
DevArt Page-http://wolfgangbrooks.deviantart.com | |
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Aries
Warrior
284 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 6:48 AM |
| I think I'll find another spot to sit in the shade.
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The doctor gave me seeds and said to try growing a bonzai plant but COME ON NOW!! | |
Positive trades: Tactician, Talistran, Chad the DragonLordofAiur x2,
Favorite_1, Blackblood, mykbuckley, cooter926, Thorgrin, James the True
Ebay ID Awclearwater | |
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auggest
Sneak
130 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 7:28 AM |
| | Excuse me sir, I was told the house on the left had STIRGES.....Any left? Oh look, Tulip bulbs! | |
I R SPEELING GOD | |
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Kumag
Sergeant
456 Posts
The Philippines
| | 07/11/2006 7:38 AM |
| Giant to Boy: "Could you turn around please? It's hard enough to pee in the bushes without someone starin' at ya. Sheesh!"
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Successful int'l trades(39): UK, time-bandit, Darkfather, smetzger, Kithmaker, thedip, tev, minatoman38 x3, Tasmanian_Tiger, chaoticgood, Tysac, Maniacal Mini Monger x2, Brucemc, Schooly_D, GreyOne, mnpatsfan, -Lance-, Wraith428, Shadowlord, Thailfi, TheDoctor, Siddartha of Suburbia, Feratu, Zeoph, elfinboots, Thatoneguy, Avrivah, sam500, WakeXX, Darrell, sfgiants, tyngfumv, stephengroy, gaarew, Kensei, Monolthicus
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monster_slayer
Warrior
331 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 7:42 AM |
| | "Well, he did say it was Special fertilizer" | |
Life is like a dogsled team, unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.
Champion of the Warforged Juggernaut
Champion of the Purple Worm (Vindicated!) | |
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Gunthar
Commander
2938 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 7:46 AM |
| "Hide-and-go-seek really sucks when we can't go inside."
Alternates: "Aren't you afraid little boy?" "Nah, you're on difficult terrain and only speed 4. There's no way you're catching me as skirmish doesn't have dex checks."
"After a long day of destruction and mayhem, sometimes a sensitive Golem just has to tend his pansies to unwind." | |
Champion of Prit(Wemic vindication is here)
Minneapolis/St. Paul area
Completed trades: Aspect of Cheese (Love that moniker), Tickparasite, Elderthing, Lalato, Sodj, Grimoire, SmilinIrish, Zeb, RWarehall,Link, wikkawikkawa, Auramancer, Rommers, HK, Ivid5,Qillan_dvra, Puggins, Arcabius, Ironfist Boulderbender, Robby, Corim Danex, monster_slayer, DNDJUNKIE, Kelemvor, Krush, ckissee, Massawyrm, hockey fan, Wish, Uninspiring Lieutenant, vtloon x2, Vrecknidj, Darthpoke, WakeXX, AnarionZell, lycusmike, papabear5 and umpteen local trades with board members
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Rising Dragon
Sneak
91 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 8:10 AM |
| | Henry the stable boy did not suspect that he would have ‘random monster encounter’ in mom’s flower garden that day. | |
My webcomic: http://www.sentimentalhorde.com Bringing world peace by conquering on nation at time! | |
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Zoons
Underboss
1067 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 8:31 AM |
| The first one scared away the crows. This one would scare away anything.
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"I'm looking for a Mr. Scarecrow. I'm a friend of the witch." | |
Never teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time and it annoys the pig.
Champion of the Blink Dog. | |
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Janos M.
Underboss
1015 Posts
Hamburg / GErmany
| | 07/11/2006 8:40 AM |
| 16 years of adventuring... 2.700 pieces of gold
Green Pawn Armor +2... 2.450 pieces of Gold
Boots of Striding and Springing... 5.500 Pieces of Gold
Running into a Random Encounter.... Priceless | |
My Haves and wants:
http://www.maxminis.com/hw_list.asp?user=Janos_M.
Champion of Elan Psions
Proud Owner of the "Aura of cursed dice" | |
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ScruffyRanger
Sergeant
361 Posts
Central Coast AUSTRALIA
| | 07/11/2006 8:48 AM |
| | "Should have finished the job, Blondie... cause now, you're gonna pay!" | |
ScruffyRanger's Promo Page!
Check it out here!
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ilarue
Underboss
1259 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 8:52 AM |
| | Where is your +2 holy, flaming, golem bane sling when you need it. | |
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes--Who will gaurd the guards?
Champion of the Commoner Mob Leader | |
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Kensei
Sneak
50 Posts
Poland
| | 07/11/2006 9:02 AM |
| | "I think I've chosen wrong handful of magic beans..." | |
Champion of Avariel (Winged Elves)
Knight of Elves | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 9:15 AM |
| | [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/TheSulaco/17_InField_lg.jpg[/IMG] | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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DaemonKain
Warrior
312 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 9:26 AM |
| | "Woohoo! WotC finally made a huge earth elemental!" | |
-DaemonKain
Proud Mascot of Team Amish | |
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Ethandrul
Warrior
301 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 9:34 AM |
| | And so, by telling the pudgy kid that the earth demon was really a chocolate elemental- the town elders once again saved the town from certain doom. and, as was suspected- the recent rash of pie stealing came to an abrupt halt. | |
Want a great deal on Minis?
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coupon code loyal2MGff to get 2.95 off any order of 25.00 or more!
Tell them ethandrul sent you and we both get 5% store credit
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad
Sergeant
470 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 9:47 AM |
| | Giant/Elemental: "Get in mah bellah!" | |
Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column
Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote
Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar
Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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ehren37
Sergeant
642 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 9:48 AM |
| "Sorry kid, this is a no gnomes town"
"But you let in Fizzwart Glumplich..."
"I said no gnomeS. We're allowed to have one." | |
Completed trades: Zarnof, Salmander, Pigsnot, qillan_dvra, SilgentG, Ironfist Boulderbender, robdaman.
Reference thread: http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=8859
CHAMPION OF THE DOG! | |
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ShadowLord XT
Commander
2646 Posts
Plane of Shadow
| | 07/11/2006 10:19 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
The Halfling was relieved when the Cerebrus he was fighting turned to stone. What he didn't notice was the Medusa right behind the stone Cerebrus. | |
Disipline is the only way to overcome chaos.
Champion of Half-Golems
Knight of Golems
"This world is made for love and peace" - Trigun
"anyway..shadow..you've figured women out. KUDOS." - raye_kino16 | |
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willoh
Warrior
319 Posts
Columbus, Ohio
| | 07/11/2006 10:39 AM |
| | Boy are you gonna get it when mommy sees what you did to her radishes | |
Champion of Bar Maidens | |
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
7713 Posts
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trollbill
Warrior
176 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 11:10 AM |
| | "Okay. If the tall grass counts as Difficult Terrain, he can't charge me and the worse that could happen is that I will have to provoke an AoO to run away if I lose initiative...or maybe I've just been playing too much DDM lately." | |
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delguidance
Sergeant
394 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 11:57 AM |
| | You shall not pass! | |
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Username
Warlord
5692 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 12:02 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/17_InField_lg.png[/IMG]
Taken from Neverwinter Nights 2
Johnny knew it was a bad idea to use the alchemist's cauldron as a latrine. | |
Originally posted by Schooly_D
Username - he deals in minis
Champion of Lhesh Haruuc Shaarat'kor | |
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Venport
Sergeant
739 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 12:24 PM |
| | Those kids will never make fun of me again not that Bob is on my side | |
Sacramento DDM http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=16854
New world Project http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=20745
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zenthrus
Warlord
5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 07/11/2006 12:26 PM |
| | Little Johnny knew he should have played more quietly as soon as he heard the sounds of mommy getting up from her nap..... | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Faragdar the Wise
Commander
3547 Posts
Albuquerque, NM, USA
| | 07/11/2006 12:43 PM |
| | FOOLHARDINESS: Foolhardiness is the determination to stand in the face of danger when you darn well should know better! | |
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." - Albert Einstein
Champion of Myopic Half-Orcs
Winner, WBC X | |
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MechaKingGhidra
Sergeant
632 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 12:54 PM |
| | Monster to himself: "That is the *ugliest* lawn gnome I've ever seen!" | |
Champion of the Prismatic Golem
MechaKingGhidra: Infamous for his absolute despisement of Red Dragons and devout worshipper of all Black Dragons. | |
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Neratos
Sneak
67 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 12:54 PM |
| | Boy: "Wanna peice of candy?" | |
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Voglj
Skirmisher
11 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 12:55 PM |
| | "You Must, NARFEL THE GARTHOCK!!!!!" | |
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Beast
Sneak
143 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 12:57 PM |
| | The immediant idea that a gnome mini was made, it was crushed by the all knowing wooden WotC golem. | |
Death to the infidel.
Champion of Vampiric Dragons.
Bloodwar called shot Lord of Blades | |
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Brimulk
Sneak
162 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 12:59 PM |
| | "Great," thought Jack, "First a beanstalk, now this." | |
Vindicated Champion of Green Slaad
Champion of the Feyr
Correct Unhallowed Called Shot - Bone Naga
Night Below Called Shot - Skulk | |
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Oryan77
Sergeant
959 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 1:06 PM |
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"Ok kid, by the end of the day you're going to get out of those diapers you're wearing and do it like a big-boy. Let me show you how it's done. First you squat like this, then you hold it like this, and then...." | |
Miniatures for sale *more added 11/26/08*: Click here
I will buy your unwanted D&D WotC minis collection (DDM only). Email me your asking price! | |
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MechaKingGhidra
Sergeant
632 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 1:13 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Brimulk
"Great," thought Jack, "First a beanstalk, now this."
That's because he was too lazy to get rid of the beanstalk's stump. | |
Champion of the Prismatic Golem
MechaKingGhidra: Infamous for his absolute despisement of Red Dragons and devout worshipper of all Black Dragons. | |
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Daezarkian
Sneak
110 Posts
| | 07/11/2006 1:16 PM |
| A young adventurer is given the dubious honor of being the first to behold...the Manure Golem.
Daezarkian
Demonic Accountant | |
Daezarkian
Demonic Accountant | |
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