dj-chuckles
Underboss
2455 Posts
    
The State that invented Spam!
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Most Edumacated
zenthrus
Warlord
5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 07/13/2006 2:53 AM |
| My entry: We finally get a keg and no one brings steins? You've got to be kidding me!!!
As an aside, there's a dwarf toting a gun. Grim sign for things to come in the DDM world [)] | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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thecheatachu272
Skirmisher
29 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 2:55 AM |
| quote:
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
I know people would think it were fishy if I were chosen so I'm just doing this for fun...
Guy on right: "I see you guys lost the bet...but those skirts are real pretty." | |
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Aesnath
Underboss
1358 Posts
Augusta, GA
| | 07/13/2006 3:09 AM |
| | "Now all that was left for the Dwarven Woodwind Trio was to acquire a saxaphone for Bill." | |
**Note: Unless otherwise stated all my minis are unbagged**
My reference thread is at: http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12765
Graduate school is swollowing my soul!!!!
Champion of the Raumathari Battlemage!
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Ackrus
Warrior
282 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 3:14 AM |
| | My entry "What do you mean we are out of ale?" | |
Champion of Halaster Blackcloak
Rage!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Janos M.
Underboss
1015 Posts
Hamburg / GErmany
| | 07/13/2006 3:16 AM |
| [IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
so you're the exchange student dwarf from Underberg...
Go get yourself a skirt and some beer!
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My Haves and wants:
http://www.maxminis.com/hw_list.asp?user=Janos_M.
Champion of Elan Psions
Proud Owner of the "Aura of cursed dice" | |
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Lead Moderator
LCS
Underboss
1928 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 3:42 AM |
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"Ok... let me just make sure I've got this right. The orc warcamp was completely abandoned, but you couldn't find any tracks leading away, and for some reason they left behind a giant barrel of dwarven ale.
So, which one of you was it again, that came up with the bright idea to take it back to the fortress with us?" | | | |
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DrakoonHarmtoucher
Sneak
135 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 3:59 AM |
| | "all hope was lost when the new recruits arrived with shaved bodies, short beards and mini skirts." | |
trade refs:http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=23164 | |
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Ridureyu
Underboss
1622 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 4:25 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
NOTE: ONLY 1 SUBMISSION PER PERSON! (No Ors or Alts)
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
We're men... we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
We may look like sissys,
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. (bang)
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Owner of The Original Rust Monsters!
DDM: Harbinger: 76/80 Dragoneye: 60/60 Archfiends: 56/60 GoL: 72/72 Aberrations: 60/60 Deathknell: 60/60 Angelfire: 60/60 Underdark: 60/60 War Drums: 60/60 War of the Dragon Queen: 60/60 Blood War: 60/60, Unhallowed: 60/60 Night Below: 60/60 Desert of Desolation: 60/60 Dungeons of Dread: 60/60 Against the Giants: 60/60
Dreamblade: All | |
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Jenkiis
Skirmisher
44 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 6:02 AM |
| | New dwarven action figures with magnetic clip on weapons, action man-skirt and, kung-fu grip. Collect all two!!! | |
Online Art Portfolio-http://benbrooks.lusagi.com
DevArt Page-http://wolfgangbrooks.deviantart.com | |
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Aries
Warrior
284 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 7:11 AM |
| Welcome to the clan of "We all look the same"! Shave your beard and come join our band!
Sorry about the double posting in the first one. I thought it was just for fun.[B)] | |
Positive trades: Tactician, Talistran, Chad the DragonLordofAiur x2,
Favorite_1, Blackblood, mykbuckley, cooter926, Thorgrin, James the True
Ebay ID Awclearwater | |
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Hejas
Sergeant
435 Posts
Poland
| | 07/13/2006 7:41 AM |
| [img]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/img]
"There always *has* to be a gay character in games and movies these days. This time - whole clan of gay dwarves."
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~Polish~DDM~Elite~ ;-)
Champion of the Psion Killer.
Knight of the "Baldur's Gate" Characters.
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Blade
Sergeant
412 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 7:44 AM |
| | So, let me get this right..... Beer or Death? | |
"All For The Game"
Champion of the Horned Devil (BW vindicated) Champion of Wulfgar(icon-4 vindicated) Champion of Catti Brie
Night Below Called Shot: Bruenor
Desert of Desolation Called Shot: Bruenor
Reference Thread:
http://www.maxminis.com/Forums/tabid/104/view/topic/forumid/53/postid/435711/Default.aspx | |
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crookre
Skirmisher
29 Posts
Virginia
| | 07/13/2006 7:45 AM |
| Plot Outline: Two aleheads wake up from a night of partying and can't remember where they parked their ride.
"Dude, Where's My Barrel?" | |
Big Daddy Rob | |
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Chozyn
Warrior
213 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 8:34 AM |
| | "Now that they have shaved their beards and started wearing skirts, the dwarves are discussing which vintage of elven wine to start drinking." | |
Join the fun of the Eternal Campaign
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ilarue
Underboss
1259 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 8:50 AM |
| | It's a good thing there aren't any female dwarfs around. Not wearing anything under dwarven kilts in the snow isn't the smartest move. | |
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes--Who will gaurd the guards?
Champion of the Commoner Mob Leader | |
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
7703 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 9:09 AM |
| | "Uhm, look Grognard... when I told you to disguise the prison wagon... I, uh, I meant with foilage or snow or something... I mean yes, it does look like a big keg and all, but I think the trolls might still be drawn to it, you know..." | |
Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers
Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60,
Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger.
Called Shots: Frost Giant in Dangerous Delves. | |
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azuretide
Sergeant
407 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 9:10 AM |
| | Even though the University of Dwarf State does not condone hazing PKD still puts its pledges through the gauntlet of hell week. | |
Completed trades: bonelock, noilo x2, greylord78, Altayr, Shadow Lord x3, qillan_dvra, symbiotesx2, devasque, smetzger, dulsin, Sir Bozak The Damned, Ironfist Boulderbender x3, tallcar24, Tactician x2, Okay McKay, skwave, dariustad,Eprosen,hung4treason,dog of the underworld,FeranEldritchKnight,Jerry_Damage01,vtloon | |
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SYB
Warrior
328 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 9:48 AM |
| And yet another dwarven kegger turns into a sausage fest.
-SYB | |
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Sharn Inquisitor
Underboss
1623 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 9:59 AM |
| | ...Cautious of an outsider, the dwarves of the Happyiron Mountains attempt to keep it hidden that their enormous keg is actually full of Elven Wine.[:0] | | | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 10:07 AM |
| My "official" entry:
His intitial thrill at discovering their hidden training facility was dashed when Fritz found out how much the Swedish Bikin Team let themselves go during the off-season.
Two more just-for-fun-but-they-don't-count:
The new "Mincing Hairy Bondage Freaks" MMO proved somewhat less successful than its makers had hoped.
"Okay, that's it! This friggin' Metrosexual trend has officially gone too damned far!" | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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Runelord151
Underboss
1203 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 11:37 AM |
| | You're going to stick that where? | | | |
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MechaKingGhidra
Sergeant
632 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 11:47 AM |
| Normally clothed Dwarf to his friends: "Hey guys! Sorry to have to leave the party so early last night but I had to-........................... okayyyyyyyy, going to back away slowly, now. Very slowly.............................."
Or with my personal take on a Dwarven accent and speech equivalent of the above: (THIS ONE DOESN'T COUNT!)
"'Allo, laddies! Sorry ta hav'a left tha' party so terrible soon last night, boot I had ta-................................ alrighty then, I'm goin' ta back meself a fair distance, now. A great distance.........................................." | |
Champion of the Prismatic Golem
MechaKingGhidra: Infamous for his absolute despisement of Red Dragons and devout worshipper of all Black Dragons. | |
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ehren37
Sergeant
642 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 12:04 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
NOTE: ONLY 1 SUBMISSION PER PERSON! (No Ors or Alts)
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
Yet another dwarven encampment falls prey to the old Trojan Keg trick.
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Completed trades: Zarnof, Salmander, Pigsnot, qillan_dvra, SilgentG, Ironfist Boulderbender, robdaman.
Reference thread: http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=8859
CHAMPION OF THE DOG! | |
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TroglodyteWizard89
349 Posts
USA
| | 07/13/2006 12:06 PM |
| | Dwarf on the Right- "Look ye blockhead, for the last time, shove that gun under ye skirt before Greyhaze sees it!" | |
Champion of Troglodytes!
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Zoons
Underboss
1067 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 12:19 PM |
| | Blackbeard Onebrow - "Alright. He's Larry, you're Daryl, and they're ALL Daryl too? Cripes man!" | |
Never teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time and it annoys the pig.
Champion of the Blink Dog. | |
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ManoVega
Sneak
108 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 12:23 PM |
| Blue dressed dwarf:
Shay laydees, wuz your daddy a forgemashter? Caush you're both real HOT!!
Blond Dwarf:
Giggle! | |
Mano Vega | |
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Ironfist Boulderbender
Sergeant
498 Posts
Twin Falls, Idaho, USA
| | 07/13/2006 12:30 PM |
| my official entry:
*uses his best Scottish accent, it seems to work best for Dwarves*
So, Ironfist, YOU was da one what was on guard duty last night when da Orcs crept inta camp, shaved our beards, dressed us up in mini-skirts, and stole the tankards and pretzels!!! I've got half a mind to have Galad here shove 'is Arquebus up yer arse and see iffen dat tinker gnome really DID get der bugs worked outta it!!!! What da 'ell we gonna use to drink outta now!?!?!? | |
Trade reference thread
http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=425
*everything listed below is 2006 and beyond*
Fixed Problems:
Kretobregas-sent
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Daezarkian
Sneak
110 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 12:37 PM |
| (Village People music in background)
Dark-Haired Dwarf at Front Right: "Uhhh...sorry, wrong camp."
Daezarkian
Demonic Accountant | |
Daezarkian
Demonic Accountant | |
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mikeohlsen71
Sneak
91 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 12:44 PM |
| Here's my caption:
Dwarf on the left: "What do you mean we got 'Light' Ale??!!! This is the LAST time we order ale from WOTC!!!!!"
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MechaKingGhidra
Sergeant
632 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 12:50 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ironfist Boulderbender
my official entry:
*uses his best Scottish accent, it seems to work best for Dwarves*
So, Ironfist, YOU was da one what was on guard duty last night when da Orcs crept inta camp, shaved our beards, dressed us up in mini-skirts, and stole the tankards and pretzels!!! I've got half a mind to have Galad here shove 'is Arquebus up yer arse and see iffen dat tinker gnome really DID get der bugs worked outta it!!!! What da 'ell we gonna use to drink outta now!?!?!?
dj-chuckles, why don't you just stop the contest now? I think we might already have a winner cause I highly doubt that anyone could beat this![:D]ROFL[:D] | |
Champion of the Prismatic Golem
MechaKingGhidra: Infamous for his absolute despisement of Red Dragons and devout worshipper of all Black Dragons. | |
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*censored*
glumag
Warlord
5968 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 12:53 PM |
| Iron Fist Clan Encampment:
"Ye be wearing pantaloons? I see ye are new but thar be not ale you daft black-bearded fool! thar be lube fer the circle jerk!"
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Trades >> Completed: 49 | Bad: Ø | Pending: 0 | Trade & talk Live on IRC! SERVER: irc.psionics.net CHANNEL: #maxminis | |
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Foxman
Sergeant
417 Posts
Calgary, AB, Canada
| | 07/13/2006 12:58 PM |
| So let me see if Ah have this right.
Ya traded all the womanfolk AND our pants fer a keg of ale?!? | |
It would be very unlikely for unlikely events not to occur.
- J. A. Paulos "Innumeracy" | |
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Voglj
Skirmisher
11 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 1:49 PM |
| Dwarf in the middle looking at the other dwarf walking away:
"Baby got back!!....Wow, gotta' get me a piece of that" | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
13064 Posts
Mud Lick, Kentucky
| | 07/13/2006 1:56 PM |
| Staff Dwarf "Bud"
Gun Dwarf "Weis"
Axe Dwarf "Er"
eh, it was all I could think of. [:)] | |
WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM
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Oryan77
Sergeant
959 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 2:38 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
Dwarf in blue: "Hey, how come nobody told me about the party?"
Dwarf on left: "Sorry Clyde, no breeders allowed." | |
Miniatures for sale *more added 11/26/08*: Click here
I will buy your unwanted D&D WotC minis collection (DDM only). Email me your asking price! | |
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delguidance
Sergeant
394 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 3:13 PM |
| | At Dwarf Prom '06 no one was dancing, but everyone was trying to figure out how to spike the barrell of punch. | |
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Ragecage
Sergeant
362 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 3:23 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
NOTE: ONLY 1 SUBMISSION PER PERSON! (No Ors or Alts)
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
So, let me get this straight, it's two dwarves enter, one dwarf leaves? And the winner has to wear a skirt? Got it... can I borrow your gun? | |
KoK: MiNi Apostle
CHAMPION of STURM, SOLAMNIC KNIGHT | |
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Benito Pulatso
Skirmisher
38 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 5:01 PM |
| *dwarf to the left of the giant keg*
"All right, I'm set for the party, but what are are the rest of ye going to drink?" | |
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ArchMage7
Sergeant
358 Posts
CA, USA
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