SneakyJoeKDB
Sergeant
593 Posts
    
Utah
 | | 07/13/2006 5:43 PM |
| Fact: Dwarven women have facial hair too.
Blue Shirt Dwarf: "Tis a good ting ye ladies vere skirts or our species would have a hard time propagating.-----Can I get ye a drink?" | |
"Like a thief in the Night"
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Kithmaker
Commander
3926 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 5:51 PM |
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Originally posted by dj-chuckles
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
"What's with the wagon? Did Drizzt decorate it again??" | |
My H/W list is not current...
Trade Reference List
OLD Trade references (191) | |
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imsh
Skirmisher
5 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 6:22 PM |
| | Blue dwarf: I CANT BELEIVE YOU LET THE ELVES TAKE THE PONYS. WE STILL HADNT UNLOADED OUR MUGS YET. NOW THE ONLY WAY WE CAN DRINK IS BY [^]shoving our face under the nozzle. ME FIRST | |
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Drekzon
Sneak
101 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 6:32 PM |
| dark haired Dwarf: Those guys from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy strike again! Curse their penny-loafered soles!
Other Dwarfs: Relax silly buns! Welcome to our Rave! (Queue House Music) | |
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Nobody Important
Sergeant
718 Posts
| | 07/13/2006 6:39 PM |
| Ok, who's next?
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cooter926
Sneak
165 Posts
| | 07/14/2006 12:30 AM |
| "...And if any of you HO MO's, touch meh stuff.....and i'll Keeel ya!"
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Succesfull trades: Lowix (wotc), Kaya Kenobi, Halstan (wotc), Spikegif x 2, minatoman38, sidious515 (wotc)
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Cyber_Urza
Skirmisher
10 Posts
| | 07/14/2006 1:23 AM |
| | "Ok guys, who forgot the Slaugterstone Eviscerator back at camp?" | |
"Success Favors the Prepared Mind" - Albert Einstein | |
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Beast
Sneak
143 Posts
| | 07/14/2006 1:42 AM |
| | The first rule about fight club is, we do not talk about fight club. | |
Death to the infidel.
Champion of Vampiric Dragons.
Bloodwar called shot Lord of Blades | |
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One_Wing
Sergeant
494 Posts
London
| | 07/14/2006 6:21 AM |
| | The black haired dwarf suddenly realised that the guards were too preoccupied with the giant keg to care about him, and that the two dwarves he was talking too had big sticks and no body hair. | |
Thousands of Zulu's, behind You!
Proud member of PK's team low tier beasting; CG for ever!
Champion of the Dragon Disciple | |
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Prince o the Raven Banner
Sergeant
606 Posts
| | 07/14/2006 8:42 AM |
| Blackbeard:I mean I did't get NO DAMN EMAIL bout no damn theme party! You lads are daft runnin' round it those "roody poo" valkyrie costumes.
Gunslinger: I think you mighta hurt ole Cooners feelings with that "Big Arse" comment.
Blackbeard: He's bloody well dressed like me Mother! His arse looks hugeabungous in that frilly kilt! | |
Two trades completed!! (Krush,Hides From Hurricanes)
Champion of the Aaracokra
Herald Of Snig Goblin King | |
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dmmandil
Sneak
142 Posts
| | 07/14/2006 11:50 AM |
| | "You think the wagons are over-sized, you should see the horses that pull them! Let's just say you do NOT want to walk behind them." | |
Champion of the Warpriest of Laduguer | |
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Toxic_Rat
Sergeant
745 Posts
Lehi, Utah, USA
| | 07/14/2006 12:07 PM |
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"So what do you think the chief will do when he finds out that Lenny forgot the spigot to tap the keg?" | |
Any time you try to make something idiot-proof, someone always goes out and invents a better idiot.
Champion of Siege Equipment | |
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Faragdar the Wise
Commander
3547 Posts
Albuquerque, NM, USA
| | 07/14/2006 1:28 PM |
| | Around the Beer Wagon - dwarves in their natural habitat. | |
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." - Albert Einstein
Champion of Myopic Half-Orcs
Winner, WBC X | |
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FLEX7777
Skirmisher
6 Posts
| | 07/14/2006 11:03 PM |
| | My caption: Your outfit is colored much different from the pictures I've seen | |
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Luisjoey
Underboss
1704 Posts
Caracas Venezuela
| | 07/14/2006 11:44 PM |
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Originally posted by dj-chuckles
Blond Dwelf: Hey you lad, stop there!!! This is a sissy Dwelf Outpost; we are metrosexual, in order to enter you need a skirt-bikini and shave completly your legs and body! Come and get some fun lad! In name of sissy Coleriodrim!
Back Dwelf: Stay out of the margarita barrel. | |
Knight of the Quori
Champion of King Kaius III of Karrnath
 Purple Knight of Venezuela
Venezuelan Site For D&D minis Calabozo Criollo Venezuela
Venezuelan Site for SW minis VeneMinis.com | |
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stephengroy
Underboss
1440 Posts
Tempe AZ Beeyotch
| | 07/15/2006 2:24 PM |
| | "Olaf Orcsbeard could tell that things had degenerated in the Far Northern Outpost. The months of having no female warriors, and regular ale shipments had indeed taken their toll in new and interesting ways..." | |
Waiting for Chainmail Equivalencies since 2005
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Master of the
Awesome Sauce
Teflon Jeff
Warlord
7908 Posts
Sector 2814
| | 07/15/2006 3:58 PM |
| | Look, I done told ye, we only have one barber, and he only knows one way to shave ye. Now, ye can follow the last dwarf over there and get shaved, or ye can take yer chances with the Polar Bears! | |
Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast
Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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ShivanWurm
Sergeant
500 Posts
| | 07/15/2006 5:06 PM |
| [IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/9-890_2.jpg[/IMG]
Welcome to where the men are men, and the women are too. | |
Trades--------Old style wants list
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are CRUNCHY and good with ketchup.
Champion of Green Dragons. | |
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Vejitaku
Skirmisher
2 Posts
| | 07/15/2006 7:07 PM |
| | The dwarf with the black hair say: your thinks that im stupid? if i look to that direction you put that stick in my ass! | |
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