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Subject: [Humor] GenCon: Things to not do to Guy.

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07/15/2006 8:39 PM  
As the championships draw near, I thought now might be a fine time to do a public service announcement for things to not do to our rules rep, Guy Fullerton. While this list is by no means exhaustive, it should give you a good idea of things to avoid.

Do not protest a ruling incorrectly: If GuyF issues a ruling in your game and you disagree with it, do not debate the ruling with phrases like, "I move for a bad court thingy." Guy will probably understand that you mean a mistrial, but that's not going to help you much.

Do not seal vents: As everyone knows, ninjas need full access to a ventilation system to sneak around. GuyF has telepathic abilities to pick up on the use of the 'T-Word' (Turn, specifically) and will need vents to drop out from in order to chastise the player in a timely manner. If you cover up the vents, he can't drop down dramatically, yell "Round, not turn. Hall of Shame!" and hit the offender with a poisoned shuriken before vanishing into the night. So please, be considerate of your ninja rules-rep.

Do not yell Guy's name in the same tone one would yell 'Khaaaan!': Should be self-explanatory. Actually...this might be fun to do if we can get enough people doing it. "Guuuuuy!" "Guuuuuy!", etc.

Do not bribe the GuyF: Offering a Drizzt to the head judge is considered bad form in a competitive venue, even if they are worth about as much as a small third-world island nation.

Of course, this all assumes he's going to be a judge at GenCon. If I'm wrong on that, then, um...uh...I move for a bad court thingy.

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07/15/2006 8:47 PM  
Do not follow Guy while shouting "Guy is incorrect" every time he says something.

"A running tackle" is not the proper way to greet Guy,

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07/16/2006 5:55 PM  
Great thread idea, Pegasus Knight. Let's clear up some other misconceptions while we're at it...

--Guy Fullerton and the Drider Sorcerer are the only two minis banned in sanctioned DCI events.

--Guy Fullerton has a kid, not a Minion ability.

--Guy Fullerton does not have Warband Building: tech employees.

--Guy Fullerton will not trade you an iPod for an HRD. (think I actually asked this once!)

--Guy Fullerton has a day job, not a secret identity.

Feel free to continue. [:D]

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07/16/2006 6:09 PM  
Do not refer to him as "That One Guy". He's really the only technical "Guy" you would be referring to.

Do not mock him with the Manu Weasel Dance if, by some miracle, you prove him wrong. Unless it's about the Beholder's anti-magic SA.

Do not interrupt him to answer a question directed towards him. You will not get a cool "(insert name here) is correct." You're more likely to be glared upon. By everyone. And be wrong anyway.

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