dj-chuckles
Underboss
2455 Posts
    
The State that invented Spam!
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MechaKingGhidra
Sergeant
632 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 2:29 PM |
| | While he purposely left himself open to the Beholder's attack, thinking his comrade in arms would surprise it, Tundar Aurix failed to notice he was relying on help from nothing more than just a simple statue. | |
Champion of the Prismatic Golem
MechaKingGhidra: Infamous for his absolute despisement of Red Dragons and devout worshipper of all Black Dragons. | |
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SneakyJoeKDB
Sergeant
593 Posts
Utah
| | 07/17/2006 2:34 PM |
| | Moradin: Maybe if I stand here long enough without moving the Beholder will think I am a statue too. | |
"Like a thief in the Night"
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SYB
Warrior
328 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 2:34 PM |
| The aspects of the dwarven gods learned the hard way to never play Marco Polo with a beholder.
-SYB | |
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Brimulk
Sneak
162 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 2:38 PM |
| | I spy, with my eleven eyes, two dwarven critters I want to deep fry. | |
Vindicated Champion of Green Slaad
Champion of the Feyr
Correct Unhallowed Called Shot - Bone Naga
Night Below Called Shot - Skulk | |
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
7711 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 2:51 PM |
| | "Hey Erle, what kinda eye rays did you say this critter had? Erle?" | |
Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers
Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60,
Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger.
Called Shots: Frost Giant in Dangerous Delves. | |
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stephengroy
Underboss
1440 Posts
Tempe AZ Beeyotch
| | 07/17/2006 2:56 PM |
| | "Now I thought I had ONE statue in that Hallway...waitaminit...darn those minnionions, I TOLD them to keep Enlarged Dwarves OUTTA my domain! THAT'S it, SOMEONE'S getting disintegrated! SNIG, CAN YOU COME IN HERE FOR A MINUTE? Leave that warg alone, and GET IN HERE! Yes, NOW!" | |
Waiting for Chainmail Equivalencies since 2005
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Ack
Underboss
1476 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 2:59 PM |
| Eye 1: "OMG!@! Is that a shield?"
Eye 7: "It might be.."
Eye 3: "Can we disintegrate it"
Eye 4: "Probably not, tho we should try"
Eye 2: "I concur" | |
Minis... Serious Business
Completed Trades (18 ) | Pending Trades (0)
Ebay seller to Avoid –Fantasy_Quest_Dist
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Faragdar the Wise
Commander
3547 Posts
Albuquerque, NM, USA
| | 07/17/2006 3:08 PM |
| | Um...You go ahead. I'll cover you! | |
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." - Albert Einstein
Champion of Myopic Half-Orcs
Winner, WBC X | |
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Most Edumacated
zenthrus
Warlord
5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 07/17/2006 3:09 PM |
| | After turning one over-sized dwarf to stone, the beholder contemplates which eye ray to use on its next victim... | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Sharn Inquisitor
Underboss
1623 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 3:13 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by SYB
The aspects of the dwarven gods learned the hard way to never play Marco Polo with a beholder.
-SYB
I can't possibly beat this...ROFL. | | | |
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Beast
Sneak
143 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 3:17 PM |
| Thudar Rockclap- Ok. Here is the plan. As soon as that beastie comes around the corner, bash it with the hammer, got it?
Stoned Dwarf- ...........
Thudar- Ahhh the strong silent type, I like it. | |
Death to the infidel.
Champion of Vampiric Dragons.
Bloodwar called shot Lord of Blades | |
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Blade
Sergeant
412 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 3:26 PM |
| Moradin: I will distract at least one eye and you do the rest.
DA: Me bash good.
Moradin: OH LOOK A FLYING WTF! | |
"All For The Game"
Champion of the Horned Devil (BW vindicated) Champion of Wulfgar(icon-4 vindicated) Champion of Catti Brie
Night Below Called Shot: Bruenor
Desert of Desolation Called Shot: Bruenor
Reference Thread:
http://www.maxminis.com/Forums/tabid/104/view/topic/forumid/53/postid/435711/Default.aspx | |
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Zoons
Underboss
1067 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 3:39 PM |
| Moradin: The Beast will come from that direction over there.
Ancestor: And I will pound his head.
Beholder: These two idiots must have watched the D&D Movie. They're going to taste great. | |
Never teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time and it annoys the pig.
Champion of the Blink Dog. | |
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Ironfist Boulderbender
Sergeant
498 Posts
Twin Falls, Idaho, USA
| | 07/17/2006 3:52 PM |
| Moradin: Damnit Kraag!!! If I tolds ya oncte, I tolds ya a 'tousand times...'member what Nancy Regan said "Jes' Says NO!!!!".
Now look ats yas....we goes lookin' fer Beholders and yer no damn good 'cuz yer STONED!!!!!
Dwarf Ancestor: Dude, I gots me a Dragon-sized case of da munchies....
Moradin: Oh, fer God's sake, Kraag, 'dere's a 7-11 is just down da hall over 'dere an' it's open all da time.....
Beholder: *thinking* Did someone mention munchies? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, fried dwarf..... (drool)
Dwarf Ancestor: *chuckling* Cool.......Super Big-Gulp, Super-Sized bag 'o chips an' a whole box 'o Twinkies, here I come!!!!!!!
Moradin: *thinking* Dis is da LAST damn time I ever take Kraag on a Beholder hunt.... | |
Trade reference thread
http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=425
*everything listed below is 2006 and beyond*
Fixed Problems:
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nycfarmkid
Underboss
1210 Posts
Wadsworth, OH
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Chozyn
Warrior
213 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 4:20 PM |
| THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DAS
AoM: Dude! There's a Beholder around the corner
DA: Once I pop him in the groin with my hammer he's gonna Beholden dem nuttz!
AoM: Awesome plan.
Announcer: This is what happens when Dwarves stay sober. Brought to you by DAS: Dwarves Against Sobriety. | |
Join the fun of the Eternal Campaign
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad
Sergeant
470 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 4:36 PM |
| The look upon Xandraxxas face as he rounded the corner was a mix of surprise and fear.
"I shouldn't have challenged the dwarf maze." He said out loud while he thought "I'm lost, I'm lost, I'm lost... I'M LOST!" | |
Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column
Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote
Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar
Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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ehren37
Sergeant
642 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 4:36 PM |
| | Waaaaaaaaaariors.... come out and plaaaaa-yay! | |
Completed trades: Zarnof, Salmander, Pigsnot, qillan_dvra, SilgentG, Ironfist Boulderbender, robdaman.
Reference thread: http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=8859
CHAMPION OF THE DOG! | |
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Qapla
Sneak
82 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 4:40 PM |
| | Seeing Oskar disappear after putting on his MagecraftTM Ring of Invisibility, Rurik started to think that a Ring of Indavisibility from "Everyday Adventuring Gear for Less Than A Gold Piece" might not have been the greatest idea. The clerk said the name was just a typo but... | |
Champion of Silver Dragons, Minsc & Boo!
And now Champion of B-Wing Fighters.
"There be safety in numbers, and I am two or three at least!" | |
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mikeohlsen71
Sneak
91 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 4:47 PM |
| | Tonight on the History Channel, we delve deep into the annuls of history to bring you......THE ORIGINS OF WHACK-A-MOLE!!!! | |
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Paido
Skirmisher
36 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 4:53 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by greyhaze
"Hey Erle, what kinda eye rays did you say this critter had? Erle?"
This one is awesome! | |
"And now, may I make a right choice, and change the evil fate of this unhappy day!"
Aragorn, The Two Towers | |
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Hejas
Sergeant
435 Posts
Poland
| | 07/17/2006 5:13 PM |
| [img]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/beholder001-2.jpg[/img]
~*flesh to stone*~
Here is what happens when you do not check your line of sight right. Only one Enlarged Dwarf to go. | |
~Polish~DDM~Elite~ ;-)
Champion of the Psion Killer.
Knight of the "Baldur's Gate" Characters.
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Username
Warlord
5692 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 5:22 PM |
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[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/beholder001-2.jpg[/IMG]
Dwarf Ancestor to AoMoradin: Psst...numb nut, he is coming down THIS hall.
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Originally posted by Schooly_D
Username - he deals in minis
Champion of Lhesh Haruuc Shaarat'kor | |
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cooter926
Sneak
165 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 5:34 PM |
| | Secret Door???? WHAT SECRET DOOR? | |
Succesfull trades: Lowix (wotc), Kaya Kenobi, Halstan (wotc), Spikegif x 2, minatoman38, sidious515 (wotc)
Pending: | |
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Nobody Important
Sergeant
718 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 5:40 PM |
| | The "real" fight must be that way. | |
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Kithmaker
Commander
3926 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 6:09 PM |
| | Moradin: "This way! We must rescue our comrades incarcerated behind yonder force fi... *grumble* C'mon Gramps, you gotta move faster than that!" | |
My H/W list is not current...
Trade Reference List
OLD Trade references (191) | |
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Oryan77
Sergeant
959 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 6:12 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/beholder001-2.jpg[/IMG]
Moradin: "Why did you talk me into adopting? It was bad enough our adopted son turned out to be nothing but a giant head. Then, to top it off, we find out he's blind. The agency won't take him back, and we can't seem to lose the blind freak even in this giant maze....I hate you...." | |
Miniatures for sale *more added 11/26/08*: Click here
I will buy your unwanted D&D WotC minis collection (DDM only). Email me your asking price! | |
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Ridureyu
Underboss
1622 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 6:13 PM |
| | [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/Ridureyu/beholder-drugs.jpg[/IMG] | |
Owner of The Original Rust Monsters!
DDM: Harbinger: 76/80 Dragoneye: 60/60 Archfiends: 56/60 GoL: 72/72 Aberrations: 60/60 Deathknell: 60/60 Angelfire: 60/60 Underdark: 60/60 War Drums: 60/60 War of the Dragon Queen: 60/60 Blood War: 60/60, Unhallowed: 60/60 Night Below: 60/60 Desert of Desolation: 60/60 Dungeons of Dread: 60/60 Against the Giants: 60/60
Dreamblade: All | |
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ShadowLord XT
Commander
2646 Posts
Plane of Shadow
| | 07/17/2006 7:33 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
[IMG]http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h289/dj-chuckles/beholder001-2.jpg[/IMG]
Moradin: There, we should have finshed off all of the stupid zombies. Now the next room should be the prison cell. There should be the controller of the zombie minions in there since we've gone through every other room in this place got it? Dude? Oh so it's a Behol...erg...Why do I smell burnt toast...
(The prison cell reference is to the top of the picture with all what appears to be DDM figures.) | |
Disipline is the only way to overcome chaos.
Champion of Half-Golems
Knight of Golems
"This world is made for love and peace" - Trigun
"anyway..shadow..you've figured women out. KUDOS." - raye_kino16 | |
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Jeb McDonald
Sergeant
403 Posts
Central New Jersey
| | 07/17/2006 8:00 PM |
| | The dwarves plan to slay the beast was a perfect one...it was the execution of said plan which failed. | |
The man who thinks he can, and the man who thinks he can't are both right. Which one are you? | |
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Master of the
Awesome Sauce
Teflon Jeff
Warlord
7908 Posts
Sector 2814
| | 07/17/2006 8:23 PM |
| | Look, I told you, this is the last time we let the DM buy a Sonic the hedgehog D20 adventure. Seriously I don't want to free the fluffy little monster's. we're rich, stop playing like you're going to bash the beholder. Fine, be that way, but I'm going this way. | |
Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast
Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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delguidance
Sergeant
394 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 8:35 PM |
| | A screenshot from a D&D movie I'd consider seeing. | |
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King O Vrock
Sergeant
397 Posts
| | 07/17/2006 11:42 PM |
| | "Hey, you think this is a goblinkin? I could really use the +1" | |
Champion of Devas
Ref list: http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5179(42+ completed trades/sales)
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MarioCleanstuff
Warrior
325 Posts
San Diego, CA
| | 07/18/2006 12:22 AM |
| | ... And that's why we don't trust Aspects. | |
Completed trades: Brenigin, desiderata, HockeyFan, MikeyChraal, Raland, GuJiaXian | |
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thecheatachu272
Skirmisher
29 Posts
| | 07/18/2006 2:30 AM |
| | I so took this picture!! =D | |
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Janos M.
Underboss
1015 Posts
Hamburg / GErmany
| | 07/18/2006 3:13 AM |
| AoM:"OK, ten dwarves to me!
And when we're assaulting, remember that he don't have enough eyes"
Beholder:"I have ... hehe" | |
My Haves and wants:
http://www.maxminis.com/hw_list.asp?user=Janos_M.
Champion of Elan Psions
Proud Owner of the "Aura of cursed dice" | |
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Lead Moderator
LCS
Underboss
1928 Posts
| | 07/18/2006 5:45 AM |
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Tordek had been so sure that the Wand of Reduce Monster he borrowed from Aramil would be a big hit at the party... but the beholder was * not * amused. | | | |
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ShadowLord XT
Commander
2646 Posts
Plane of Shadow
| | 07/18/2006 11:23 AM |
| | Can the winner of this contest (the whole thing or even round #3) choose the next picture? | |
Disipline is the only way to overcome chaos.
Champion of Half-Golems
Knight of Golems
"This world is made for love and peace" - Trigun
"anyway..shadow..you've figured women out. KUDOS." - raye_kino16 | |
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DNDJUNKIE
Sergeant
498 Posts
| | 07/18/2006 12:56 PM |
| | AOM: ok you take him there and i will cover you from over there around that corner, NEAR THE EXIT. | |
MY H/W LIST: http://www.maxminis.com/hwlist.asp?user=DNDJUNKIE
HERE IS MY NEW TRADE REF LIST : http://www.maxminis.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13587
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