vanrulzz
Commander
2778 Posts
    
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 | | 12/07/2006 3:25 PM |
| this is a list, kinda like a champions list, but its a joke, say i joke champion a Brownie, like the food, that would be cool. Or i could say a Huge Dire Feindish Celestial Half Dragon Vampiric WTF, which is my real entry to this, that would qualify too. So Champion away!
Current joke Champions:
Abominable Villiage Priest Balor- MackeyJ
Aspect of Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich - Nylarthotep333
Balkar the Trobbit King- Wraithborne
Bogun- Username
Black Leaf the Theif (comlete with noose around neck) - Diomedies
Cheerleader- Vrecknidj
Chocobo Cavalier- Sir Bozak the Damned
Christmas Treant- One_Wing
Epic Barkeeper-Bigmongo
Epic Enraged Colossal Siliconed b**bed Nymph Barbarian- Mjolnir
Epic Jesus riding a Holy Ghost- Froffenhoffer
Epic Pants: Teflon Jeff
Epic Tavern Brawler- Freindly Alienist
Epic Sage- Wolfgang
Deadly Demonic Ooze Mouse of Death- undeadsmiles
Dolph, a large anthropomorphic blue hippotamus Ninja/Ranger with very fascistoid views who loves to smash weaklings to death with a club.- Alasair Longreach
Fiendish Dire Werescallop- qillan_dvra
Feral Anthropomorphic Elephant Barbarian- Star
Gazebo- Delguidance
His Sig- stevengroy
Hill Giant Circus Clown- Dordelum
Hoopsnake- the beer baron
Huge Dire Fiendish Celestial Half Dragon Vampiric WTF- vanrulzz
Invisible Stalker Empty Base- Low Key
Jello Golem- jack
Kampestry- jooquase
Kobold Foreman- PDK
Kleptomanus Paladin- Luisjoey
Large Dire Chicken- zenthrus
Link, Hero of Time (with epic): Orcmonk220
Master of really Pretentious Names- Pauler81
Nightmare mounted on blackguard: tgt
Ogre Jelly- Orion72
pixie- Ryoga
Pixie Swarm - ares71
Pheldagriff- Raland
Pseudonatural Dust Bunny- Ghendar
Reformed Succubus Paladin Mounted on Vrock- Cthulhufnord
Smurfs- Sirohk
Titanic Two-headed Chameleon Stoney Kobold: Fibby Rizo
Tribble- Faragdar the Wise
Strawberry Flesh Golem- Salamander
Umber She-Hulk - MarioCleanStuff
Valenar National Elf Service
venger- greyhaze
Warforged Monk- yack
Vindidcated Champions:
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
7737 Posts
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Ryoga
Underboss
1124 Posts
Coquimbo - Chile / Italia
| | 12/07/2006 7:10 PM |
| | I dont wanna see an pixie here........ Uhgggggg | |
Dealing with new life... new country and life without DDM :(
Some day I will be back in board | |
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Most Edumacated
zenthrus
Warlord
5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 12/07/2006 8:04 PM |
| | Large Dire Chicken (must say 'Wark!') | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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MackeyJ
Underboss
1414 Posts
| | 12/07/2006 11:02 PM |
| Fine.... sign me up for Champion of the Dire Chiwawa.
I'm not putting it in my sig though unless someone sends me four of them in a trade. | |
John
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Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Cthulhufnord
Warlord
11114 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 12/07/2006 11:08 PM |
| | Well I'd be the champion of the Reformed Succubus Paladin mounted on a Vrock then. | |
Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void - without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe - anything at all - you would have hidden from it in terror. | |
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MackeyJ
Underboss
1414 Posts
| | 12/07/2006 11:15 PM |
| Posted By Cthulhufnord on 12/07/2006 11:08 PM Well I'd be the champion of the Reformed Succubus Paladin mounted on a Vrock then.
I find that hilarious. Good one. I may very well have to rethink my chiwawa now that I see the kind of potential we've got here. | |
John
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MackeyJ
Underboss
1414 Posts
| | 12/07/2006 11:21 PM |
| I changed my mind.
Champion of the Abominable Village Preist Balor. And yes he wears a tuque.
We could have him mounted on a Dire Chiwawa though. | |
John
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qillan_dvra
Underboss
1588 Posts
Oztraylya
| | 12/07/2006 11:22 PM |
| | Fiendish Dire WereScallop | |
Champion of the Aurak AND Sivak Draconian
Knight Champion of Yochlol - Handmaiden of Lolth
My H/W List
Completed Trades = 128
Bad Jujus Geka, Chaotic Good (x2) | |
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alepulp
Underboss
1540 Posts
Manchester, England
| | 12/08/2006 1:11 AM |
| | Spellstitched, Fiendish, Dire Were Aaardvark | |
One of these days WoTC will update their tournament page when I'm in the top 5... they never seem to do when I'm in that bracket :(
My Collection My DDM Website And My Trade Refs Be a part of the UK DDM Forum
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Star
Sergeant
978 Posts
New Britain, CT
| | 12/08/2006 2:05 AM |
| | Feral Anthromorphic African Elephant Barbarian - Minmaxers need mini's too. | |
Champion of Gromph Baenre | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
13113 Posts
Mud Lick, Kentucky
| | 12/08/2006 4:06 AM |
| Posted By Star on 12/08/2006 2:05 AM
Feral Anthromorphic African Elephant Barbarian - Minmaxers need mini's too.
Well, there's my next PC.
Here's mine
Pseudonatural Dust Bunny
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WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM
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Vrecknidj
Warlord
10493 Posts
United States
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Dordledum
Commander
3463 Posts
Netherlands
| | 12/08/2006 5:15 AM |
| Hill Giant Circus Clown
D. | |
Member of the Bearded Devils
Champion of the Huge Spider (WotDQ 46/60), A New Umber Hulk (DoDe 57/60), and the Orog Fighter! | |
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jooquase
Warrior
272 Posts
| | 12/08/2006 6:06 AM |
| | I am going to have to go for the Kampestry (not sure how you write it) its the singing and dansing mushroom back in second edition | |
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stephengroy
Underboss
1440 Posts
Tempe AZ Beeyotch
| | 12/08/2006 6:09 AM |
| Hrm. That's a hard one.Â
Champion of ....my sig.
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Waiting for Chainmail Equivalencies since 2005
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UndeadSmiles
Sneak
64 Posts
Currently in Iraq (wishin i was home)
| | 12/08/2006 6:19 AM |
| | how about the deadly demonic devilish ooze mouse of death. its deadly. | |
Champion of Red Caps
Lord Knight of the Undead Elementals Blood, Grave, Pyre, Mist.
Night Below Called Shot: Animated Object | |
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Orion72
Underboss
1917 Posts
| | 12/08/2006 6:20 AM |
| | Champion of the Ogre Jelly - think 10' tall animated gummi bear, and you'll get the idea... | | | |
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yack
Commander
3321 Posts
Gatineau Canada
| | 12/08/2006 6:31 AM |
| I want to see the warforged monk.. why because I dislike both.  | |
Champion of the Peryton
Vindicated Champion : Pit Fiend, Devourer
DW: Duergar Priest
RPG Only!!!! The Drumming Drunkn' DM | |
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Dordledum
Commander
3463 Posts
Netherlands
| | 12/08/2006 7:22 AM |
| Posted By yack on 12/08/2006 6:31 AM I want to see the warforged monk.. why because I dislike both. 
You mean this one?
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dk_gallery/x11.jpg
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Member of the Bearded Devils
Champion of the Huge Spider (WotDQ 46/60), A New Umber Hulk (DoDe 57/60), and the Orog Fighter! | |
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pauler81
Sneak
61 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 12/08/2006 7:50 AM |
| | The Master of Really Pretentious Names Figure -- who in all accuality is a common w/ a low attack bonus and a low AC. He bolsters himself as a top notch fig such as Tordek, but is a willing to flee like a Kobold Miner. You know his sword is used only as compensation for what he lacks. Instead of a aura of fear, he grants his enemies a +2 to all saves for he has the aura of weakness. Yes this is The Master of Really Pretentious Names Figure. | | | |
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vanrulzz
Commander
2778 Posts
¯\(°_o)/¯
| | 12/08/2006 7:52 AM |
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thats a warforged wizard
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ckissee
Underboss
1431 Posts
KD :)
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Username
Warlord
5692 Posts
| | 12/08/2006 8:09 AM |
| The Bogun!
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Originally posted by Schooly_D
Username - he deals in minis
Champion of Lhesh Haruuc Shaarat'kor | |
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ckissee
Underboss
1431 Posts
KD :)
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alepulp
Underboss
1540 Posts
Manchester, England
| | 12/08/2006 8:26 AM |
| OK - first try didn't work;
How about this one - the well know Elven Healer - "Valenar National Elf Service" | |
One of these days WoTC will update their tournament page when I'm in the top 5... they never seem to do when I'm in that bracket :(
My Collection My DDM Website And My Trade Refs Be a part of the UK DDM Forum
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Luisjoey
Underboss
1704 Posts
Caracas Venezuela
| | 12/08/2006 8:58 AM |
| The Kleptomanus Paladin!
A paladin with sneak attack & pickpocketing XD | |
Knight of the Quori
Champion of King Kaius III of Karrnath
 Purple Knight of Venezuela
Venezuelan Site For D&D minis Calabozo Criollo Venezuela
Venezuelan Site for SW minis VeneMinis.com | |
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Dordledum
Commander
3463 Posts
Netherlands
| | 12/08/2006 1:07 PM |
| Posted By vanrulzz on 12/08/2006 7:52 AM thats a warforged wizard
Looks the same to me, both robots in a robe, ridiculous.
D. | |
Member of the Bearded Devils
Champion of the Huge Spider (WotDQ 46/60), A New Umber Hulk (DoDe 57/60), and the Orog Fighter! | |
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froffenhoffer
Sergeant
702 Posts
| | 12/08/2006 1:22 PM |
| | Can i put in a request for (epic) jesus riding holy ghost? | |
Champion of Wildshaped druid in with natural spell!
Thus said froffenhoffer
The Official through the heart, and im to blame archer. | |
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Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Cthulhufnord
Warlord
11114 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 12/08/2006 11:56 PM |
| Posted By froffenhoffer on 12/08/2006 1:22 PM
Can i put in a request for (epic) jesus riding holy ghost?
Do you mean.... Jesus riding the Holy Ghost..... or the Holy Ghost riding Jesus.... Either way it's a pretty strange sounding mini. Bet it would have some cool clear plastic going on in it though.... | |
Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void - without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe - anything at all - you would have hidden from it in terror. | |
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Low Key
Underboss
1231 Posts
| | 12/09/2006 4:25 AM |
| | Invisible Stalker, the empty base version. | |
Champion of the Sarrukh | |
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Sirohk
Commander
3939 Posts
USA
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Faragdar the Wise
Commander
3547 Posts
Albuquerque, NM, USA
| | 12/09/2006 10:45 AM |
| | Tribble | |
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." - Albert Einstein
Champion of Myopic Half-Orcs
Winner, WBC X | |
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FriendlyAlienist
Sneak
101 Posts
Finland
| | 12/09/2006 10:52 AM |
| Epic Tavern Brawler!
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Champion of Gibbering Abomination, Knight of All Things Aberrant | |
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Raland
Sergeant
924 Posts
| | 12/09/2006 8:21 PM |
| How about a Phelddagrif | |
Champion of the Kender
ckissee - "providing TPK's since 2007"
Albert Einstein never once said that if the bees disappeared, "man would have only four years of life left" but the theory is a scary prospect. | |
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Luisjoey
Underboss
1704 Posts
Caracas Venezuela
| | 12/09/2006 9:07 PM |
| | What if WOTC gets WhaccO and makes one of this minis a Rare for a set? | |
Knight of the Quori
Champion of King Kaius III of Karrnath
Purple Knight of Venezuela
Venezuelan Site For D&D minis Calabozo Criollo Venezuela
Venezuelan Site for SW minis VeneMinis.com | |
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jack
Skirmisher
11 Posts
| | 12/09/2006 9:32 PM |
| | the fearsome Jello golem | | | |
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Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Cthulhufnord
Warlord
11114 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 12/10/2006 11:11 PM |
| Posted By Sirohk on 12/09/2006 5:48 AM Pencil me in for Champion of Smurfs.Â
Â
Who is the realy old looking Smurf in that collection? Was there a granpa
Smurf? | |
Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void - without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe - anything at all - you would have hidden from it in terror. | |
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Most Edumacated
zenthrus
Warlord
5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 12/11/2006 12:51 AM |
| Posted By Cthulhufnord on 12/10/2006 11:11 PM
Who is the realy old looking Smurf in that collection? Was there a granpa
Smurf? Indeed there was. Papa smurf had to come from somewhere (just try not to think about the fact that there's only one smurfette  ).
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Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Mr_Smash
Skirmisher
4 Posts
| | 12/11/2006 1:24 AM |
| I'll champion the Oil Drum  Stats- Level- 5 HP-10 AC-13 Speed- 2  Melee +0 (5)  Commander effect- Oil drum aura All creatures standing adjacent to the oil drum are now...Standing adjacent to an oil drum.  Special abilities
Powerful charge +5
Drum contents- Upon being destroyed, roll a D20 to find the drum contents-
1-10 - Radio-Â 1 extra victory point
10-17-Â Â Lead Pipe- Creature that destroyed the oil drum gets +5 damage
17-20- BBQ roast- Creature that destoyed the oil drum gains +20 HP back.
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When life hands you lemons, make an intricate lemon cannon to CRUSH your enemies | |
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