Hello all!
Well, time for my regular feature, checking in on how well WotC is doing at providing minis for those of us who play conjurors. Remember, being a conjuror lets you play with minis like a DM, but you get to loot like a PC! Okay, here we go:
Critters in bold have a mini for them Critters in italics have a reasonable proxy (proxy in parentheses -- suggestions welcome) Aquatic critters have been omitted
SM I S Celestial dog                                    T Celestial owl S Celestial giant fire beetle S Celestial badger T Celestial monkey S Fiendish dire rat T Fiendish raven M Fiendish monstrous centipede S Fiendish monstrous scorpion T Fiendish hawk S Fiendish monstrous spider S Fiendish snake, viper
Comment: This is a rough category, since most of the monsters are tiny or small. But a glaring omission is, and has been for years, the Medium Monstrous Centipede. C'mon, guys, 1st level characters have been plagued by these critters since the Gygaxian era! We need this mini! Â
SM II M Celestial giant bee M Celestial giant bombardier beetle M Celestial riding dog (HA Wolf) S Celestial eagle Lemure Fiendish wolf Â(Timber Wolf) L Fiendish monstrous centipedeÂ(Carrion Crawler) M Fiendish monstrous scorpion M Fiendish monstrous spider (Spider of Lolth) M Fiendish snake, viper
Comment: Lots of OK proxies here. I would like to see the Bombardier Beetle made into a mini, if anything to see the description of the "special attack" on the card. Maybe the Medium Monstrous Scorpion would be more apropos for Desert of Desolation. Â
SM III Celestial black bear Celestial bison Celestial dire badger Celestial hippogriff Elemental, Small           ÂAir (Air Mephit)           ÂEarth (Earth Mephit)           ÂFire           ÂWater (Ice Mephit) Fiendish ape (Dire Ape) Fiendish dire weasel Hell hound M Fiendish snake, constrictor Fiendish boar Fiendish dire bat H Fiendish monstrous centipede (Purple Worm) Fiendish crocodile (Monitor Lizard) Dretch Fiendish snake, Large viper (Bright Naga, Dark Naga) M Fiendish wolverine
Comment: This list is nicely filled out, but geez Marie, where's the Celestial Bison? That is Meat Shield Numero Uno for mid-level conjurors, although I prefer the Huge Centipede for impressing the rubes. When you really need a door knocked down or a bad guy trampled, you call 1-800-GO-BISON. We've found some toy proxies, but it's always nice to find the actual mini.
More to come.
JIM aka kyrin |