Iksander
Underboss
1010 Posts
    
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| | recovered topic 4167 | |
Bite me. | |
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Iksander
Underboss
1010 Posts
| | 05/29/2005 4:52 PM |
| | "OMG! It's the Dread Coffee Table!" | |
Bite me. | |
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Hero of the Force
Siddartha of Suburbia
Underboss
2277 Posts
| | 05/29/2005 5:33 PM |
| The obvious one, that I and I'm sure everyone else has heard at some point,
"So long as I don't roll a one..." | |
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kritter
Underboss
1331 Posts
Calgary, Alberta Canada
| | 05/29/2005 5:36 PM |
| as a dm i have heard
"its ok it's just 4 trolls"
1st round; each troll had a piece of the gnome illusionist
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Satsujin Kingyo
Underboss
1247 Posts
| | 05/29/2005 5:47 PM |
| From one of the sessions I DMed...
"You see a (insert vivid Tyrannosaurus description here), what does our Paladin do?"
"I'll make a move silently check..." | |
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Stabmastaarson
Sergeant
442 Posts
| | 05/29/2005 5:48 PM |
| DM: "You should probably put yourself back in the initiative order."
Player: "Oh, was I holding?"
DM: "No, you were dead"
This was after he died, of course, but it's still funny as hell.
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Jeb McDonald
Sergeant
400 Posts
Central New Jersey
| | 05/29/2005 5:49 PM |
| | Our party's gnome rogue went into a cave to scout it out. Upon finding nothing, he called back to the party, "ALL CLE..." That is when the Roper got him. | |
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The Defenestrator
AesophDarkfable
Warlord
5628 Posts
| | 05/29/2005 6:08 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Jeb McDonald
Our party's gnome rogue went into a cave to scout it out. Upon finding nothing, he called back to the party, "ALL CLE..." That is when the Roper got him.
Wow for some reason I didn't read the "the" before Roper and was thinking Roper from Enter the Dragon got him. Was gonna say THATS AWESOME!
I think one of the funnier, out of character things said before death was this.
Player- "a 20 Hey are we going to do that rule of double 20's is auto kill we were talking about?"
DM- Sure
Player rolls a 5
DM rolls a 20, and then another 20.
Player- "Ok I'll be in the back inserting my foot into my mouth and rolling up a new character"
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Monsoon28
Underboss
2290 Posts
Toronto
| | 05/29/2005 7:55 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by AesophDarkfable
Player- "a 20 Hey are we going to do that rule of double 20's is auto kill we were talking about?"
DM- Sure
Player rolls a 5
DM rolls a 20, and then another 20.
Player- "Ok I'll be in the back inserting my foot into my mouth and rolling up a new character"
LoL, almost had that one happen last month, the party was lucky I said 'no' when they first rolled their 20.
Funniest quote recently...
Player(Rogue): 'Man nothing's happened for the last four rooms, this is too easy."
DM: "as you pass the center of the corridor you set off a trap, three heavy crossbow bolts are fired at you." (DM rolls all three hit the last one even being a critical.)
"Umm you take 28 points of damage, how many hit points you have left?"
Player: "Umm -11." [xx(] | |
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Hero of the Force
Siddartha of Suburbia
Underboss
2277 Posts
| | 05/29/2005 9:58 PM |
| Oh, I liked this one;
[paraphrase]
DM: As you enter the room you come face to face with some orcish looking warrior. Around his neck he wears what appears to be human ears, a viscious axe in one hand is splattered with blood. As he sees you a snarl escapes his lips and he hurls a torch from his off hand at you.
PC: I'll back out of the room and hope he doesn't see me.
DM: What?!!?! Did you even hear what I said?
[/paraphrase]
this was actually in a PBEM, so it was more of a "Did you even read what I sent you?" and the character, thanks to the intervention of another character squeaked out of it, but the story above about the t-rex and the paladin's move silently reminded me of this. | |
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megamadrat
Sneak
126 Posts
| | 05/30/2005 12:03 AM |
| playing a Monk with absurd jumping abilties, I was being chased throught a forest by a pack of pseudodragons (50 or so) when i had a brainwave and drank one of my super jump potions before doing a jump of approx 150'. The GM at this point with his finger on his map behind the screen asks which direction i am jumping. "North because i can see the forest ending that way and i can reaaly build up some speed on open ground" GM smacks forehead and pronounces "30 or so feet into your stunning jump, the cliff ends under your feet and you land about 250 feet out to sea take some falling damage...
at this point the party paladin pipes up "I'm going to jump in after him and try to rescue him"
GM:"OK, what are you wearing?"
PAL: "Oh crap... Fullplate"
GM hands us each a new character sheet. | |
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Darastrix Maekrix
dariustad
Warlord
6322 Posts
| | 05/30/2005 1:22 AM |
| This wasn't when a character died. Instead, this was an enemy attacking us through a doorway with a long sword, and we had the critical fumble rules in play:
Bad warrior: "You will die where you stand!" *charges at door we partially opened*
DM: *rolls 1, then a really bad number (I forget which)
DM: Okay, the fighter charges at you, but his longsword gets in the way and trips him up. He slams into the door, back first, when his long sword impales him through the neck. The tip sticks out a few inches on your side of the door.
My response:
*Takes off his helmet, placing it on the sword's tip* "Hey, look! Hat rack!"
The session broke down. It was a good, sick, situational joke. [)] | |
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Marjorie
Underboss
1141 Posts
| | 05/30/2005 10:15 AM |
| Not my character, but typical of this player...
DM: You are knocked down by the Bandit leader, who crosses his blades across your throat.
Player: I roll out of the way.
DM: Are you sure?
Player: Yup.
DM: O--kay. What did you have in mind for your new character? | |
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IHawk
Underboss
1049 Posts
Lisle, Illinois
| | 05/30/2005 2:28 PM |
| My favorite all time quote was
"I'm kinda liking the 'or else' part"
as the 15th level cleric cast Destruction on the partially
sumberged huge black dragon.
The dragon had told the party to go back from where we came from,
not to enter the swamp, 'or else.'
Just then two more huge black dragons popped thier heads up
flanking the party...It was a great fight! | |
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Cthulhufnord
Warlord
10782 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 05/30/2005 5:04 PM |
| Lets see
"Do not Lick the Bleeding Tree!"
"Don't fret M'lady we put the beast(troll) down."
"I don't know what happened, his wounds just kept,on getting worse and worse."
"C'mon guys a Dragon couldn't possibly fit through there."
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dj-chuckles
Underboss
2454 Posts
The State that invented Spam!
| | 05/30/2005 5:55 PM |
| Scene:
Temple of Lolth
A Group with a paladin walks in.
Drow Priestess said "Who are you, and what are you doing here."
First time paladin says... I'm here to smite evil...
(Half the people playing characters fell out of their chair...) | |
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tdaraa
Sneak
163 Posts
| | 05/30/2005 6:24 PM |
| Second edition, Combat and Tactics era, just after they put the bite back into heavy crossbows....
The Paladin (Justinian Turansome) (nother story there) is on one side of the mouth of the cave, injured fellow party member on the other, Eight gnolls inside the cave are doing the Napolianic style firing line. Justinian's player posits " well, there's only eight of em, I have field plate on, they can't hit me, and if they do, a crossbow won't do that much damage " He dashes across, the gnolls have been waiting for something to shoot at, 8 fire....I have a small case of the hot dice and 7 hit....about 3 of those due to the newly modified armor penetration rules in PO:C&T. I reach over and start gathering the damage dice and Mike (Justy's player) pipes up, "Hey Spence, what are you doing with those D8s?" (damage dice had gone from d6+1 to d8+1)....down goes the pally....didn't die but went negative. Quick thinking cleric pulled his biscuits out of the oven... | |
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The Defenestrator
AesophDarkfable
Warlord
5628 Posts
| | 05/30/2005 6:32 PM |
| Oh yeah. Another story!
My friend was playing some rogue/wizard type, and had been captured by a group of notorious bandits. I wasn't going to kill him as obviously there was just too many for the one of him. He makes some good diplomacy rolls and they are all getting drunk with him. That night as he has his shot to sneak out.. his last words..
"So as I leave the tent I'm going to shoot the leader" | |
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Monsoon28
Underboss
2290 Posts
Toronto
| | 05/30/2005 7:26 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by AesophDarkfable
Oh yeah. Another story!
My friend was playing some rogue/wizard type, and had been captured by a group of notorious bandits. I wasn't going to kill him as obviously there was just too many for the one of him. He makes some good diplomacy rolls and they are all getting drunk with him. That night as he has his shot to sneak out.. his last words..
"So as I leave the tent I'm going to shoot the leader"
HAHAHAHAHA, Let me guess his brain rolled a natural "1" and made a critical fumble! [)] | |
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The Defenestrator
AesophDarkfable
Warlord
5628 Posts
| | 05/30/2005 7:40 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Monsoon28
quote:
Originally posted by AesophDarkfable
Oh yeah. Another story!
My friend was playing some rogue/wizard type, and had been captured by a group of notorious bandits. I wasn't going to kill him as obviously there was just too many for the one of him. He makes some good diplomacy rolls and they are all getting drunk with him. That night as he has his shot to sneak out.. his last words..
"So as I leave the tent I'm going to shoot the leader"
HAHAHAHAHA, Let me guess his brain rolled a natural "1" and made a critical fumble! [)]
Not a 1, he just underestimated the amount of HP the NPC had... by a decent bit.. after the alarm rang it was all over but the crying.
Funny is the character by accident was responsible for the near death of the entire party and when kidnapped was running back to Silverymoon to get potions and help. | |
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Marjorie
Underboss
1141 Posts
| | 06/01/2005 4:32 PM |
| Not quite a last word -- a post-last word?
Two rather cocky players were involved in this one. During a foray onto the depths of Hell, one of them picked up the Wand of Orcus. As he had soooo much power at his command, he decided to try it out....
Trying to prevent him from using the wand, cocky player #2 tried to grapple him and take the wand from him.
Cocky player #1 decides to use "power word:kill", and the PC of cocky player #2 dies outright.
CP#1: Ooops.
CP#2: What did you do that for?
CP#1: I figured you would make the save.... | |
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CarrionCrawler
Underboss
1760 Posts
| | 06/02/2005 12:03 PM |
| My undead hunter and a friend's pyro sorceror get caught in a ginormous dragon's lair. The dragon goes about his "you will die...yadda yadda" speach. Sorceror goes into fantastic monolouge about how he is a god-king of fire and how he will smote the dragon with a bat from his eyelash for his impurtanence.
Player has maxed bluff and rolls a 20.
Dragon buys it completely. Turns to my character and asks Sorceror-god who I am. He says "this is my mute servent/disciple."
My character says "Yup." | |
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Blade
Sergeant
412 Posts
| | 06/02/2005 3:19 PM |
| High LV. Orc Mage is geting away from group of 8 PC. 7 of the group are fighting low LV orcs, but the Lv. 1 Dwarf fighter runs after the Mage. because the Dwarf could not run fast and the Mage was going to get away the Dwarf said.
"Come on are you not man enough to face me"
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Oni
Underboss
1131 Posts
| | 06/03/2005 1:53 AM |
| I was running Return to the Temple of Elemental Evil for my group for the first time. (just so you know it is huge).
Player 1: We need to cut some corners, and save some gold we are running low.
Player 2: Ok we will just buy one weeks rations. The game is call Temple of Elemental Evil its a temple how big can a temple be? | |
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Zeb
Underboss
2027 Posts
| | 06/03/2005 8:05 PM |
| No death was involved in this one, but it was funny...
The PCs had just boarded a ship and were searching the captain's cabin specifically the desk.
DM: "The desk is locked, what will you do without a rogue?"
Dwarf PC: Gives the DM a sarcastic look, "Ummm...I have an axe." | |
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psistef
Underboss
1572 Posts
| | 06/05/2005 8:26 AM |
| That reminds me of my own token Dwarf-with-axe-fetish player.
Party's fighting this prince and his bodyguards. They have previously learned that the prince is evil, but everyone else he's ruling in this settlement are good people, just following orders.
So the dwarf barbarian fights the prince, killing him handily, and the others kill his bodyguards.
The prince's second-in-command, a nice lady who had been helping the party throughout, had been fighting them to keep up appearances with her boss.
When the prince fell, she threw up her hands and began to surrender, and the party put down their weapons.
The Dwarf?
PLAYER: I can't hear her! I'm raging! AAAArgh!
He rolled a 20. And cleaved the maiden in half.
He felt pretty bad. | |
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dj-chuckles
Underboss
2454 Posts
The State that invented Spam!
| | 06/07/2005 1:24 AM |
| Centaur Druid...
Don't ask.. I played this more as a barbarian than a druid. Power Attack, Cleave...
On a cliff face. We are swarmed by crows. The sorcerer and its familiar are being attacked next to me. I go to attack power attack full.
Critical Failure. I hit and kill the sorcerer.
Friend goes hey you got cleave maybe you'll kill these birds!
Me: I CLEAVE! Roll... 1 again... I kill the familiar. | |
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Hero of the Force
Siddartha of Suburbia
Underboss
2277 Posts
| | 06/07/2005 7:21 AM |
| And that's why critical fumble rules aren't part of the core rules. I used to play with them, but it got too sick after awhile in our group the only chance you have of hitting an ally is when you fire into melee, as it should be.
I did have a character in 2e days, played in Greyhawk, called Eldemire the Lucky, a F/M/T who used the old dragon crit and fumble tables. Eldemire was called the lucky, because at least twice per combat for three levels, he would swing, roll a 1, when checking the result his weapon would always slip from his hand, and then randomly skewer and usually kill one of his attackers, it was never the one he tried to hit, but nonetheless his skill at rolling good fumbles was amazing.
He used to attack whoever was next to the meanest villain, in hopes that he would slip and hit the nasty one instead, and he often did. | |
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ckissee
Underboss
1431 Posts
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| | 06/10/2005 5:32 PM |
| This isn't a death, but actually the opposite...
The party I DM'ed for had been fighting for months and months to finally have a final encounter with the main villain, a female necromancer named Katana.
We had a new player that session, a cleric, and he joined right in the middle of the final encounter with Katana and her undead minions on a boat that was docked. The party leader, a ranger, had finally duked it out and defeated Katana and was on a different part of the boat cleaning up the rest of the minions, when the cleric ran on to the boat, asking if the party needed any help.
The ranger told him that some healing would be nice, and that there were other party members aboard that were in worse shape than he was, so he sent the cleric off to find them. Of course, the cleric didn't know who any of the party members were, so when he came upon the form of a fallen female wizard...
The guy that played the ranger is STILL P.O.ed at the guy who played the cleric to this day, and that was at least 10 years ago. | |
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kniterangr
Warrior
285 Posts
| | 06/10/2005 6:05 PM |
| | We were playing a high level group of characters. I was playing a rogue and said "Man, this group is poor". I did not pick on any individual or anything. They took it that I was trying to rob them and a fight broke out between the characters and we never got to the adventure. I think out of the 7 only two survived. It was pretty funny. I do not remember if one of the survivers was the rogue or not. | |
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Lady-Bast
Warrior
242 Posts
Central Illinois
| | 06/10/2005 7:38 PM |
| Call of Cthulhu...
Nothing else really needs to be said but,
The intrepid investigators find themselves in a cave under the Boucher estate when someone they were talking to starts to turn into a giant Monster.
Investigator One "Quick everyone run... I'll hold it off with my sword."
All of 5 seconds later... The group is running down the corridor being chased by a giant monster now wielding the arm of investigator one.
Investigator two "I have some dynamite."
Investigator two lights the fuse of the 6 pack of dynamite right next to the blasting cap and drops it right in front of the rampaging monster.
The ensueing explosion successfully kills the the monster and the entire party.
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Lady-Bast
Warrior
242 Posts
Central Illinois
| | 06/11/2005 2:51 PM |
| One more...
Our D&D group had just gone through a long drawn out series of fights that left the wizard and cleric low on magic, one of the fighters weakened with Mummy Rot, the Monk with the shakes and everyone hurt.
Then a high priest in full plate and plenty of time to prepare comes out of a door and an Erinyes appears in the air above us. Our Noble Tabaxi (cat people) warrior shouts out to her.
"Fiend from Hell... I callenge you to single combat in the name of Aradell" (His celestial patron)
She smirks as she puts 5 flaming arrows into his chest, killing him instantly.
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Nixlord
Underboss
2464 Posts
Quezon City, Philippines
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Sands
Skirmisher
4 Posts
| | 06/13/2005 5:24 AM |
| We were playing with a newbie paladin and...
DM: What will you do?
wizard: Hey paladin, try to detect evil.
paladin (without consulting DM): I sense evil!!!
It was then that all the players realized he was a method role player. That, or he REALLY was a paladin...
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Rhydur
Sneak
62 Posts
| | 06/14/2005 1:39 PM |
| Okay, a very long time ago (I think it was ODD, even before 1st edition).
Our thief had scouted ahead, and found some type of trap door. he opend it, and was pulled in by a roper. We looked down at him and asked
"How much oil are you carrying?"
"Six flasks (back then, 12d6 worth of fire damage)" he repilied.
I'm dropping my torch into the room, I told the DM.
VROOM!!!
He was not a particularly well liked player, becasue, among other things he had a tendacny to cheat on die roles and encumbrance. He had another character killed by the DM for cheating, by having some type of Demon spawn fly into town and carry off the PC, for no appearent reason. We stopped inviting him after that... | |
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TemplarSaint
Sneak
157 Posts
| | 06/16/2005 12:13 AM |
| "I only need to roll a 4."
Sadly, the roll was a three and the poison killed him. The player has never again uttered such a line. And the rest of us never let him forget it. | |
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Darastrix Maekrix
dariustad
Warlord
6322 Posts
| | 06/16/2005 12:47 AM |
| One funny thing used to happen during local Skirmish games. We usually kidded around most of the time, so no one really took it to heart. Although, it was kind of an interesting phenomenon. (It was DDM, so it qualifies): [:P]
In games I was involved in, or sometimes watching when session time was running low, and we were getting punchy, we used to banter around a lot. One game I was in, I looked at my opponent's die, and just said, "1" (one). It came up a 1. He gave me a freaky look, but knew I hadn't done a thing to his die.
It continued on, and, somehow, I could magically "summon" a 1 on someone's die nearly every week. Needless to say, my reputation had grown in the group, and before every critical roll, they'd say: "Shut up! Don't say anything!" They'd say it laughingly, of course.
I really don't think I had any special control over people rolling 1's. But, hey, it was a great way to unnerve them by only saying one word. Sort of an abnormal ace in the hole... [)]
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Testament
Underboss
1397 Posts
| | 06/16/2005 3:14 AM |
| | So you've mastered the Peruvian Dice Jinx Dariustad? Remind me never to come near you. I know there's most of a planet between us, but still! | |
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glauron
Underboss
1379 Posts
Sydney, Australia
| | 06/16/2005 5:03 AM |
| Before being enveloped by a gelatinous cube, Dave said "It's only jello, right?"
More recently, Sam the Paladin, on first encountering a living spell in the Mournlands. "The Northern Lights don't normally appear at these latitudes do they?" | |
I have always been here. | |
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Hero of the Force
Siddartha of Suburbia
Underboss
2277 Posts
| | 06/16/2005 7:27 AM |
| | "Whatever it is it appears to be coming closer..." | |
"We can't stop here...This Is Bat country!"
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