dj-chuckles
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| Well,
I'm playing a cleric, his name is Hugh Hefner. He's a cleric of Lastai (Goddess of Pleasure) and well I'm creating a second domain to scare many of the people in the campaign.
Spell Ideas:
Bears Endurance (for those long nights)
Speak with Dead (Necrophelia)
.....etc
I need the 1-9th spells and a fitting bonus to go with this Domain.
I am serious about this character, he wears a velvet robe and silk boxers.
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Posted By WakeXX on 09/25/2006 4:49 AM OMG DJ!This has to be the spammiest spam thread ever! 
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orcdoubleax
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| | 05/16/2006 6:40 PM |
| Is he a Sadist or a Mascoist?
Is into and specfic type of sexual depravity?
Is he bi-sexual?
If so is he a bottom or a top?
What about watersports, Scat, Tossed salad, BCT, Bondage, FemDom, etc?
Most people with abnormal sexual apptities have very specfic tastes. So your domain should only include spells and ablities that are useful for general sexual depravity or tailored to your characters specfic wants and needs.
I don't think the speak for dead is very approraite. most Necropheliates are actual very sexully repressed. They can relate easier to a person that can't judge or reject them. The exceptions being true sickos that see it as a natural progression of violate rape, torture, snuff and then Necrophelia, but I don't think this is what you have in mind. | |
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Malin Lug
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| | 05/16/2006 6:52 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by orcdoubleax
Is he a Sadist or a Mascoist?
Is into and specfic type of sexual depravity?
Is he bi-sexual?
If so is he a bottom or a top?
What about watersports, Scat, Tossed salad, BCT, Bondage, FemDom, etc?
Most people with abnormal sexual apptities have very specfic tastes. So your domain should only include spells and ablities that are useful for general sexual depravity or tailored to your characters specfic wants and needs.
I don't think the speak for dead is very approraite. most Necropheliates are actual very sexully repressed. They can relate easier to a person that can't judge or reject them. The exceptions being true sickos that see it as a natural progression of violate rape, torture, snuff and then Necrophelia, but I don't think this is what you have in mind.
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dagonet
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| | 05/16/2006 7:12 PM |
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Remove Disease came to mind almost immediately. The third-party sourcebook Armies of the Abyss actually has a Pleasure Domain, which includes spells like Charm Person, Tasha's Hideous Laughter and Heroes Feast, as well as a few new ones like Phantasmal Orgy.
While it looks like this character is neither serious nor intended for a serious campaign, if I'm misreading your intentions it might be worth your while to pick up a copy of the Book of Erotic Fantasy, which as I understand it is a pretty comprehensive treatment of this and related subjects.
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Zenako
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| | 05/16/2006 7:16 PM |
| Eagles Splendor
Think about the appearence and charm type spells as well.
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dj-chuckles
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The State that invented Spam!
| | 05/16/2006 7:30 PM |
| Bisexual? No
Into Animals? No
Also part Dragon Shaman so he's into female dragons.
Nothing over the top for this character. Captain of the Ship called the Filthy Whore, Captain syphlis. Where ever the filthy whore has been, Syphilis has sure been there. | |
Posted By WakeXX on 09/25/2006 4:49 AM OMG DJ!This has to be the spammiest spam thread ever!
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IanB
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| | 05/16/2006 8:22 PM |
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IanB
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| | 05/16/2006 9:08 PM |
| | I'm having a hard time believing this is anything but a joke thread, but carry on if you like. | |
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orcdoubleax
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| | 05/16/2006 9:27 PM |
| You could build on the concept of prostitudes.
The ships name can not only point to his desire for hookers, but also his low opinion of them. It would be common for a wominizer to actual have a very low opinion of women. In his mind they are all filty whores. Something to be used and forgotten.
He may not even be truly aware of these feelings. He may believe he loves women, but in reality he has some deep emotional commitment problems.
This is an easy character to play, and does require that he be that much of a sexual devient. I would suggest that he would like sexual acts that gives him pleasure at the expense of the woman. ie Anal, Face F$%#^ing, piledrivers.
man I read too much Dan Savage [}:)] | |
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TemplarSaint
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| | 05/16/2006 9:30 PM |
| Well, anything from the Charm domain would work, but that puts an air of compulsion into the mix, and I don't think Hugh is into compulsion.
Cat's Grace would be good for the special moves.
Earthquake to really make an impression.
Heroes' Feast for in-between recovery.
Darkness, 'cause everybody's desperate sometime.
Enlarge Person.
Deep Slumber, for the getaway. (You know, if you are that sort)
Discern Lies, because she might just be a Succubus.
Spiritual Weapon (Cat-o-Nine Tails or Merciful Shocking Baton only), so you can be a crowdpleaser.
Silence, so the Town Watch doesn't interrupt.
Power Word Little Death.
You will lose your granted domain power if you ever use any of the following:
Bestow Curse
Horrid Wilting
Stone to Flesh
Haste
This was a fun evercise, dj. Thanks for the game.
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orcdoubleax
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| | 05/16/2006 9:30 PM |
| As for spells I agree with charm person. It is a invasive spell that robs the person of control over thier will. Beware however, that using charm person to have sex with a person would be similar morally to using a date rape drug.
Whats this guys alignment? | |
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orcdoubleax
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| | 05/16/2006 9:35 PM |
| One option is that the domains granted power gives the bonus to the people that he had sex with as opposed to himself.
What if instead of passing along STD he could cure them with his holy water. | |
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dj-chuckles
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| | 05/16/2006 9:58 PM |
| CG, I'm a good character.
Never bad, I marry people in my off time, create new brothels... I mean temples in new towns.
BTW, if we could keep the types of lewd acts down a notch, I don't wanna get this thread locked, I need a list of spells by next saturday. I'll come up with the spells list by then. | |
Posted By WakeXX on 09/25/2006 4:49 AM OMG DJ!This has to be the spammiest spam thread ever!
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Fearfrost
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| | 05/16/2006 11:20 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by dj-chuckles
Bisexual? No
Into Animals? No
Also part Dragon Shaman so he's into female dragons.
Nothing over the top for this character. Captain of the Ship called the Filthy Whore, Captain syphlis. Where ever the filthy whore has been, Syphilis has sure been there.
Sounds over the top from the word go[:)]
But if you are serious then I would go with pretty much any enchantment spell. Also remove diease would be an obvious one. If you wanted to get a little more into it then instead of turn undead maybe something like a stun/enthrall effect x times a day.
Reminds me of a class not sure from what source but it was basically a prostitute type caster(think bard with less clothes) I think it was called an Houri? But that was years ago so I'm not 100% sure | |
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| | 05/17/2006 3:28 AM |
| | Actually, there is a d20 book titled something like "The Book of Erotic Fantasy" which would be perfect for building up your character. The only thing is, a lot of the skills and feats provided are useful only in a campaign that is focused on mature material. | |
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Ghendar
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| | 05/17/2006 6:41 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by IanB
I'm having a hard time believing this is anything but a joke thread, but carry on if you like.
Well, the idea of someone creating a cleric named Hugh Hefner is indeed, a joke. To each his own though. Your DM apparently doesn't mind. | |
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| | 05/17/2006 9:02 PM |
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Charm Person : Dating Services
?????????????: Marrige Services
Remove Curse : Divorce Services
You clerical does have a historical precident to. It was Ihtar that had the brothels *ahem* temples. Going into fantasy novels one can find stuff like Clark Ashton Smith "The Theft of the Thirty-Nine Girdles". Where thieves Rogues sneak into a brothel temple to steal ceremonial girdles of exceptional value.
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Originally posted by dj-chuckles
CG, I'm a good character.
Never bad, I marry people in my off time, create new brothels... I mean temples in new towns.
BTW, if we could keep the types of lewd acts down a notch, I don't wanna get this thread locked, I need a list of spells by next saturday. I'll come up with the spells list by then.
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FeranEldritchKnight
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| | 05/18/2006 12:44 AM |
| If you are truly serious about this...
The book of Erotic Fantasy lists 6 new domains: Body, Denial, Joining, Perversion, Pleasure, and Voyeur. Each domain has it's granted power and domain spells listed, but many of the spells are from that book only. Those from the PHB include things like Alter Self and Polymorph for things like Body, scrying spells for Voyeur, and things like Wish/Limited Wish, Suggestion, etc.
Also, there is a book by Encyclopedia Arcane called nyphology. This book considers sexual magic to be arcane in nature, though, and has an extensive list of spells as well.
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| | 05/18/2006 1:13 AM |
| | If you really plan on naming your cleric Hugh Hefner, then you might as well have an ensemble of iconic cohorts: Pamela Anderson, Shannon Tweed, Dorothy Straten, and Marilyn Monroe. | |
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Zeb
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| | 05/18/2006 5:24 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Fearfrost
[quote] Reminds me of a class not sure from what source but it was basically a prostitute type caster(think bard with less clothes) I think it was called an Houri? But that was years ago so I'm not 100% sure
The Houri is a prestige class from the Assassin's Handbook from Green Ronin Publishing. Sort of a courtesan spy/assassin. With abilities like pillow talk, kiss and dance of the veil.
I'd personally go with the enchantment spells. But Charisma enhancement are good if you are gonna go the James Bond route of enticement over compulsion. | |
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