Wraithborne
Commander
3244 Posts
    
West Virginia
 | | 07/02/2006 7:36 PM |  Alert | So we were playing our weekly D&D game last week and our DM had gotten the issue of Dragon with the write-up on Kostchtchie. We ended up meeting up with his Aspect and we were supposed to be suitably intimidated when suddenly I burst into song:
"Kostchtchie, Kostchtchie;
Oh so soft and cuddly;
Kostchtchie, Kostchtchie......."
Diffused the tension for a moment as we all had a huge laugh at Kostchtchie's expense, after which he pretty much pulverized us to the point that we were lucky to escape his Icy Clutch. I think the song elevated his typical rage to epic proportions, as he really put the pound on us, keying on me for some reason [B)] | |
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gss_000
Commander
3204 Posts
Baltimore, MD
| | 07/02/2006 10:50 PM | Alert | Wow.
And yes, I do remember the song.
I thought I forgot it.
I hoped I had forgotten it.
I think I'm going to go watch something horrible to wash that cutsieness out of my brain. [:)] | |
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Can of the Cave Beer
Commander
2838 Posts
| | 07/03/2006 12:17 AM | Alert | I was wondering just what that had to do with RPG....
Were I the DM, I'd have been adding 5 to just about all of his rolls. [}:)] Not a demon you want to get angry. | |
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IHawk
Underboss
1045 Posts
Lisle, Illinois
| | 07/03/2006 1:05 AM | Alert | one of the guys in the office says Munchi's all of the time,
except it sounds like Mon-Chi...so at least one other person
begins to sing the song. It has been stuck in my head for years.
I will hope never to play against Kostchtchie, cause i know the
same thing will happen.
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Wraithborne
Commander
3244 Posts
West Virginia
| | 07/03/2006 5:36 AM | Alert | quote:
Originally posted by Can of the Cave Beer
I was wondering just what that had to do with RPG....
Were I the DM, I'd have been adding 5 to just about all of his rolls. [}:)] Not a demon you want to get angry.
I think he added at least that much, and threw in some obligatory bonus Hit Dice as well. We did at least 250-300 damage to him and he never faltered. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of him as the campaign progresses. | |
4dv3ntur3
It's totally bonzer!!!!!
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Wraithborne
Commander
3244 Posts
West Virginia
| | 07/03/2006 7:21 PM | Alert | quote:
Originally posted by Vrecknidj
I hate you.
[:)]
Dave
Is it stuck in your head now? I did the same thing to a guy at work with the song from Monty Python's Life of Brian. He said he had just gotten it out of his head a month or 2 before and I was singing and whistling along and he's cussing me whenever he sees me now.
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Vrecknidj
Warlord
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Can of the Cave Beer
Commander
2838 Posts
| | 07/03/2006 9:09 PM | Alert | quote:
Originally posted by Wraithborne
"Always look on the bright side of life"
*whistles*
I think you got off lightly for that. [)] | |
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kyrin
Commander
3107 Posts
| | 07/03/2006 9:31 PM | Alert | All right, Cartman, you force my hand...
"I'm sailing a-waaaay..."
ObTopic: I'm sure that little song will rank right up there with "Rock me Asmodeus" in the annals of Songs about Powerful Extraplanar Entities that Would Just as Soon Kill You as Look at You. | |
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Wraithborne
Commander
3244 Posts
West Virginia
| | 07/04/2006 7:20 AM | Alert | quote:
Originally posted by Can of the Cave Beer
quote:
Originally posted by Wraithborne
"Always look on the bright side of life"
*whistles*
I think you got off lightly for that. [)]
Yeah, me too, but I'm twice his size....hmm maybe I should watch my back for a while....
quote:
Originally posted by Vrecknidj
Dude, I'm gonna start posting lyrics to annoying songs as a counter to your awful taunts!
[:)]
Dave
[outrageous french accent]Go away or I shall taunt you a second time. [/outrageous french accent]
quote:
Originally posted by kyrin
All right, Cartman, you force my hand...
"I'm sailing a-waaaay..."
ObTopic: I'm sure that little song will rank right up there with "Rock me Asmodeus" in the annals of Songs about Powerful Extraplanar Entities that Would Just as Soon Kill You as Look at You.
Ack!!! you got me with the Cartman...Curses...
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 07/05/2006 4:10 PM | Alert | | Yes, I remember. And because of that I am sure that there is some actually useful bit of information that was pushed out to make room. :( | |
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jgsugden
Commander
4320 Posts
Walnut Creek, CA
| | 07/05/2006 4:45 PM | Alert | o/~
Mon-chi-chi, mon-chi-chi,
oh, so soft and cuddly,
with their thumb in their mouth they're really neat,
it's fun to wiggle their little feet
o/~
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Can of the Cave Beer
Commander
2838 Posts
| | 07/05/2006 10:02 PM | Alert | | C'mon. Don't make me bring out "Tainted Blood" (although we never did finish that one)... | |
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Ghendar
Warlord
10647 Posts
In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
| | 09/27/2007 9:24 AM | Alert | | I command thee thread, RISE!!! | |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner and RPG designer from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute and RPGA certified DM named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and THAC0. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, D&D every night. In the spring we'd make meat helmets for LARP. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag, forced to walk the walk of a thousand four siders, and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe, which was very handy for D&D. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles for LARP. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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dman
Skirmisher
18 Posts
| | 09/27/2007 2:30 PM | Alert | Way up in dee trees live dee Mon-Chi-Chi's! Mon-Chi-Chi! Mon-Chi-Chi!
Haha I think we've found our next PC race. I hear they're coming out in the new Races of Cute book which is the last in the Races series before 4e comes out. The book is also rumored to contain stats for Quicke Koala and the Wuzzles. | | | |
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stephengroy
Underboss
1129 Posts
Gilbert, AZ
| | 09/27/2007 2:48 PM | Alert | There's a Special place in Heck for people brings up old junk like this...a friend recently brought up Poochie on Livejournal.
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Cthulhufnord
Warlord
10205 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 09/28/2007 7:04 PM | Alert | | Sounds like we ought to have a off topic stickied thread of all these "altered" song lyrics. | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
10647 Posts
In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
| | 03/28/2008 5:12 AM | Alert | Posted By stephengroy on 09/27/2007 2:48 PM a friend recently brought up Poochie on Livejournal. Â | |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner and RPG designer from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute and RPGA certified DM named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and THAC0. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, D&D every night. In the spring we'd make meat helmets for LARP. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag, forced to walk the walk of a thousand four siders, and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe, which was very handy for D&D. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles for LARP. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
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Master of the
Awesome Sauce
Teflon Jeff
Warlord
5407 Posts
Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
| | 03/28/2008 9:54 AM | Alert | Hey, Where's Poochie?
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stephengroy
Underboss
1129 Posts
Gilbert, AZ
| | 03/30/2008 1:53 PM | Alert | Posted By Teflon Jeff on 03/28/2008 9:54 AM
Hey, Where's Poochie?
In Hell, or at least one hopes. | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
10647 Posts
In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
| | 03/31/2008 5:43 AM | Alert | | [kent Brockman voice] Howlingly unfunny debut [/kent Brockman voice] | |
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner and RPG designer from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute and RPGA certified DM named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and THAC0. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons, D&D every night. In the spring we'd make meat helmets for LARP. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag, forced to walk the walk of a thousand four siders, and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe, which was very handy for D&D. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles for LARP. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Spreading the love of the Digitus Impudicus
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Ctulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Master of the
Awesome Sauce
Teflon Jeff
Warlord
5407 Posts
Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
| | 03/31/2008 10:14 AM | Alert | [comic book guy voice] Worst. Dog. Ever. [/comic book guy voice]
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vanrulzz
Underboss
2159 Posts
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| | 04/03/2008 9:03 PM | Alert | | well then... is that the 3rd ressurection or so now? | |
TENTACLES!!!!!
STRANGE TEMPLES!!!!
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Master of the
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Teflon Jeff
Warlord
5407 Posts
Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
| | 04/04/2008 8:40 AM | Alert | Second resurrection.
birth
1st resurrection
2nd resurrection.
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Warrior
327 Posts
No Yack. I said.. we need a DM not BM!
| | 04/04/2008 11:04 AM | Alert | | no third... this was dead 'til wraith breathed life into it... | |
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stephengroy
Underboss
1129 Posts
Gilbert, AZ
| | 04/04/2008 11:57 AM | Alert | And Kid hadda answer it, altho he usually has something worth reading!
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TENTACLES!!!!!
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Wraithborne
Commander
3244 Posts
West Virginia
| | 04/09/2008 8:55 PM | Alert | Some posts are just worth reading over and over....unfortunately, none of them are Van's.
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4dv3ntur3
It's totally bonzer!!!!!
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Master of the
Awesome Sauce
Teflon Jeff
Warlord
5407 Posts
Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
| | 04/10/2008 10:26 AM | Alert | Posted By Wraithborne on 04/09/2008 8:55 PM Some posts are just worth reading over and over....unfortunately, none of them are Van's. 
Zing! Looks like it'll be a tense buddy cop drama.
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stephengroy
Underboss
1129 Posts
Gilbert, AZ
| | 04/11/2008 10:45 AM | Alert | Posted By Teflon Jeff on 04/10/2008 10:26 AM
Zing! Looks like it'll be a tense buddy cop drama.
(Upbeat Urban Music)
Donald LaFontaine [V/O]:Â In a town gone down the tubes, a veteran cop has new problems to deal with....
Harvey Keitel:"Kid, you'll never make it on the force in a town like this with your attitude....Kid, are you listening to me?Â
KID, GETCHER %^(&^% THUMB OUTTA YER MOUTH WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YA!!!"
Donald LaFontaine [V/O]:Â This summer...Harvey Keitel, Dennis Hopper, and Mon-Chi-Chi in...
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Master of the
Awesome Sauce
Teflon Jeff
Warlord
5407 Posts
Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
| | 04/11/2008 11:28 AM | Alert | Looks like we already have a script writer ready to go.
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