TruNutral88 Sergeant
 522 Posts




 | | 01/28/2006 9:40 PM |
| Not sure what section this should go under but oh well. If i ever won "the" tournement of the year i would make an epic Chuck "teh pwnage" Norris mini.
Here is what my cousin and I came up with:
Chuck Norris 98pts Faction: Chaotic Neutral Lvl: 12 Speed: 10 AC:25 Melee: +19/+14 (25m) Ranged: +10 (20) Range 6 Special Abilities: Unique. Aura of Fear 5. Mobility. Unavoidable Strike [][] Stunning Attack [][][] (DC 21) Roundhouse Effect ( like whirlwind attack but can move his full speed).
Whaddya think? | | Champion of Bruenor Battlehammer | |
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Aravis Underboss
 1155 Posts




 | | 01/28/2006 9:50 PM |
| | Overly powerfull. Would never ever be made :P | | Welcome to Eternal Crack... "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!" Champion of the Frost Salamander | |
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jos1-1 Sergeant
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 | | 01/28/2006 10:03 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Aravis
Overly powerfull. Would never ever be made :P
WHAT? almost not powerful enough gezz, donno what your talking about.
wicket cool!
But i think the vin desel mini would be greater in ever way! | | Poor student looking for minis =D | |
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Aravis Underboss
 1155 Posts




 | | 01/28/2006 10:16 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by jos1-1
quote: Originally posted by Aravis
Overly powerfull. Would never ever be made :P
WHAT? almost not powerful enough gezz, donno what your talking about.
wicket cool!
But i think the vin desel mini would be greater in ever way!
Are you KIDDING ME?! 2 Crits for 50 damage. Then attacks that almost NEVER miss. He can move up, roundhouse stun unavoidable strike for 60 damage everyone. You cannot tell me that is not strong. | | Welcome to Eternal Crack... "Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!" Champion of the Frost Salamander | |
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Orion72 Underboss
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 | | 01/28/2006 10:28 PM |
| | Chuck Norris has CLEAVE. With his FOOT! | | | |
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scruffydude7 Underboss
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 Rock Hill, SC
 | | 01/28/2006 11:03 PM |
| | Add a gaze attack that causes a morale save and you're all set! | | Champion of the Revenant Knight of the Elf Duskblade Complete Trades: Oni, Kidkach, Melrune, callidusx3 | |
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robbdaman Underboss
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 | | 01/29/2006 12:13 AM |
| You forgot a special ability: Kick of Death (unlimited uses)+50 Melee Damage when using Roundhouse kick.
I'll add it to the list: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ [:o)]
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taliesin Underboss
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 | | 01/29/2006 1:47 AM |
| | I'd say his faction should be Any. Every faction serves Chuck Norris, not Chuck serving in any faction. | | Champion of the Entire Monster Manual 1! (Click link to see current progress!) Uncommon Painting Competition 2 Winner | |
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Sunderland Skirmisher
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 | | 01/29/2006 3:20 AM |
| | Those stats are obviously too weak to be Chuck Norris. This must be Aspect of Norris, right? | | H/W :http://maxminis.com/hwlist.asp?user=Sunderland
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ShadowLord XT Commander
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 Plane of Shadow
 | | 01/29/2006 9:46 AM |
| | He should also be the only mini in your warband. He doesn't need help, he's Chuck Norris. | | Disipline is the only way to overcome chaos. Champion of Half-Golems Knight of Golems "This world is made for love and peace" - Trigun "anyway..shadow..you've figured women out. KUDOS." - raye_kino16 | |
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Aramus Warrior
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 | | 01/29/2006 10:02 AM |
| | Don't forget the must be attacked by no more than 1 at a time and all others must sit back and wait their turn | | Play and have fun, this hobby is an escape from the harsh realities of life | |
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TruNutral88 Sergeant
 522 Posts




 | | 01/29/2006 1:48 PM |
| hehe forgot cleave thanks. Here are the revised stats:
Chuck Norris Faction: Any Points: 200 Type: Chuck Norris Lvl: 16 Hp: 150 AC: 28 Speed: 10 Melee: +20/+15 (35magic) Range: +10 (20) range 6 (shotgun [:)]) Special Abilities: Unique. Cleave. Aura of Fear 5. Roundhouse Effect (like whirlwind attack but can move his full speed). Unavoidable Strike [][] Stunning Attack [][][] (DC 21). Roundhouse Kick [] (Hit one target for a critical at 3x your damage). Independant. Chuck Norris (this can be the only creature in your warband). Deflect Arrows. Mobility. Gaze Attack [lie the f**k down (destroy creature DC 21)] Dual Activation. Save +4. Evade Damage.
Epic Chuck Norris Faction: Any Points: 500 Type: Chuck Norris Lvl: 23 HP: 500 AC: 32 Spd: 12 Melee: +30/+25/+20/+15/+10 (40magic) Ranged: +20/+15 (30) range 6 Special Abilities: Unique. Greater Cleave. Aura of Chuck (creatures that are adjacent to this creature need to make a moral). Roundhouse Effect. Unavoidable Strike [][][] Stunning Attack [][][][] (no save). Roundhouse Kick (one attack is an auto-hit and does three times the damage (effects immune-crit creatures)). Evade Damage. Gaze Attack (destroy creature) Independant. Hero (Only creature in your warband). Untouchable (can't be hit by ranged attacks). Quad Activation.
How does this sound? lol Maybe a tad bit powerful but he's worth the points [:D] Edit: Oh forgot the SA "The Hitman" so he kill a unqiue mini and gets x2 off its VP. | | Champion of Bruenor Battlehammer | |
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jos1-1 Sergeant
 829 Posts




 | | 01/29/2006 2:17 PM |
| one of my favorite minis is Riddick
Riddick 197 points Faction: LE lvl: 18 Speed: 12 AC: 32 HP: 135 Melee: +18/+18/ (50m) Range: [][]+20 (20m) Special Abilities: Unique, sidestep, mobility, Wall Walker, blindsight, Conceal 6, aura of fear 3, Vicious Attack, always hits (ones does not count as critical misses), Deadly Rend (dc 20), Melee Sneak Attack +10, DR 5, Fearless, Cleave, Backstab +30 [], hide, Spell Resistance, Powerful Charge +20, Evade Damage, Deflect Arrows, Independent, Pounce
hmm i think he got to many abilities but all so fitting | | Poor student looking for minis =D | |
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 Ack Underboss
 1476 Posts




 | | 01/29/2006 2:56 PM |
| quote: Don't forget the must be attacked by no more than 1 at a time and all others must sit back and wait their turn
I wholeheartedly agree with this statement. must have SA for Chuck | | Minis... Serious Business Completed Trades (18 ) | Pending Trades (0) Ebay seller to Avoid –Fantasy_Quest_Dist
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TruNutral88 Sergeant
 522 Posts




 | | 01/29/2006 5:13 PM |
| | Oh and he always falls over like he's going to lose but then comes out on top. Maybe this could be like the SWM Mini Wedge Antilles? Can't remember what the ability is called but he can come back after he's killed if he makes a save. | | Champion of Bruenor Battlehammer | |
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Luisjoey Underboss
 1704 Posts



 Caracas Venezuela
 | | 01/29/2006 5:16 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by TruNutral88
Oh and he always falls over like he's going to lose but then comes out on top. Maybe this could be like the SWM Mini Wedge Antilles? Can't remember what the ability is called but he can come back after he's killed if he makes a save.
AVOID DEFEAT [:D]
What a funny thread! What about governaitor Mini? | | Knight of the Quori Champion of King Kaius III of Karrnath
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jos1-1 Sergeant
 829 Posts




 | | 01/29/2006 5:21 PM |
| make minis for countires, expmle: canada 62 point +10 to all hockey skills :)
but really tho, chuck, mr. t, and vin all ned there own minis :) | | Poor student looking for minis =D | |
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Luisjoey Underboss
 1704 Posts



 Caracas Venezuela
 | | 01/29/2006 10:49 PM |
| Vin Diesel Mini! Wow [:0] Better Jackie Chan that could charge over difficult terrain and climb walls[:D]
My country Venezuela Cost 56 pts and have +10 in Beautyness for women! and maybe is always Out of Commander effect [:D] | | Knight of the Quori Champion of King Kaius III of Karrnath
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scruffydude7 Underboss
 1196 Posts



 Rock Hill, SC
 | | 01/30/2006 12:17 AM |
| Now we need mini stats for the only person to kick Chuck Norris's hairy arse - Bruce Lee.
(Aside from Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan.)
Major kudos to whoever gets that reference without checking the Off Topic thread. [)] | | Champion of the Revenant Knight of the Elf Duskblade Complete Trades: Oni, Kidkach, Melrune, callidusx3 | |
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robbdaman Underboss
 2380 Posts




 | | 01/30/2006 2:47 AM |
| Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris on film and look what happened in the end. He died months later. Bruce Lee died from just a fake fight with Chuck Norris, a real one would have ripped Bruce Lee in half.
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 Custom Title WakeXX Warlord
 10152 Posts



 Edinboro PA
 | | 01/30/2006 8:04 AM |
| | Chuck Norris is the schznit | | | |
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The Mighty jai Commander
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 | | 01/30/2006 10:04 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by scruffydude7
Major kudos to whoever gets that reference without checking the Off Topic thread. [)]
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 11113 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 01/30/2006 12:54 PM |
| Hehe... the flash movie had a link to download that song.[:)]
quote: Originally posted by jai
quote: Originally posted by scruffydude7
Major kudos to whoever gets that reference without checking the Off Topic thread. [)]
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Malin Lug Sergeant
 742 Posts




 | | 01/30/2006 12:59 PM |
| I think I would prefer a Mr. Rogers Mini. The green cardigan and the sword version.
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nyjastul69 Commander
 2731 Posts



 Rhode Island
 | | 01/30/2006 1:12 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Malin Lug
I think I would prefer a Mr. Rogers Mini. The green cardigan and the sword version.
What faction would he be in? | |
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Malin Lug Sergeant
 742 Posts




 | | 01/30/2006 1:26 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by nyjastul69
quote: Originally posted by Malin Lug
I think I would prefer a Mr. Rogers Mini. The green cardigan and the sword version.
What faction would he be in?
Lawful Good !!!! What else... it is Mr. Rogers after all.
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nyjastul69 Commander
 2731 Posts



 Rhode Island
 | | 01/30/2006 2:04 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Malin Lug
quote: Originally posted by nyjastul69
quote: Originally posted by Malin Lug
I think I would prefer a Mr. Rogers Mini. The green cardigan and the sword version.
What faction would he be in?
Lawful Good !!!! What else... it is Mr. Rogers after all.
I was thinking of the possibility of Neutral Good. | |
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Sharn Inquisitor Underboss
 1623 Posts




 | | 01/30/2006 2:09 PM |
| | If you've ever watched Walker, Texas Ranger you'd know that he should be LG faction. That in mind, his points just kinda seem low given the fact that twice he can hit for auto 50 magic damage and he'd be in the LG faction. He'd be like 200 points. | | | |
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nyjastul69 Commander
 2731 Posts



 Rhode Island
 | | 01/30/2006 2:22 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Sharn Inquisitor
If you've ever watched Walker, Texas Ranger you'd know that he should be LG faction. That in mind, his points just kinda seem low given the fact that twice he can hit for auto 50 magic damage and he'd be in the LG faction. He'd be like 200 points.
I was refering to Mr. Rogers. | |
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Malin Lug Sergeant
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 | | 01/30/2006 3:13 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Sharn Inquisitor
If you've ever watched Walker, Texas Ranger you'd know that he should be LG faction. That in mind, his points just kinda seem low given the fact that twice he can hit for auto 50 magic damage and he'd be in the LG faction. He'd be like 200 points.
Yeah... we were talking about Mr. Rogers and if you look at his epic roles in the Missing in Action series, you would see that invading a foreign country is not a lawful act.
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 13069 Posts



 Mud Lick, Kentucky
 | | 01/30/2006 4:09 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by jos1-1
quote: Originally posted by Aravis
Overly powerfull. Would never ever be made :P
WHAT? almost not powerful enough gezz, donno what your talking about.
wicket cool!
But i think the vin desel mini would be greater in ever way!
Bah! Mr T would kick both their butts. His special ability would be called "whoop ass" | | WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :( I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220 G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM
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hazel monday Warrior
 338 Posts



 Baltimore MD
 | | 01/30/2006 8:56 PM |
| | Chuck Norris is a hairy-shouldered disgrace to the martial arts.there, i said it. | | Champion of Phanatons. | |
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scruffydude7 Underboss
 1196 Posts



 Rock Hill, SC
 | | 01/30/2006 9:42 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by hazel monday
Chuck Norris is a hairy-shouldered disgrace to the martial arts.there, i said it.
Then he is a disgrace to martial arts that won World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Championships for something like 6 years in a row. Like him or not, he at least used to could kick some major butt. | | Champion of the Revenant Knight of the Elf Duskblade Complete Trades: Oni, Kidkach, Melrune, callidusx3 | |
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 Krush Commander
 4047 Posts




 | | 01/31/2006 3:04 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by Malin Lug
quote: Originally posted by nyjastul69
quote: Originally posted by Malin Lug
I think I would prefer a Mr. Rogers Mini. The green cardigan and the sword version.
What faction would he be in?
Lawful Good !!!! What else... it is Mr. Rogers after all.
Wasn't Mr. Rogers in Vietnam? Hence the long sleeve sweaters(supposedly to cover the tattoos). I digress only a rumour I heard. It can't be true or false because Mr Rogers truly kicks a$$! "Won't you be my neighbor?" Speedy Delivery! | | Gehenna | |
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scruffydude7 Underboss
 1196 Posts



 Rock Hill, SC
 | | 01/31/2006 6:04 AM |
| I heard that Mr. Rogers was in WWII, rather than Vietnam, but Vietnam seems to be more likely due to age. But yes, anyway, he was supposedly quite a bad motha' in whatever war he was in.
(I can't believe I just used the phrase bad motha') | | Champion of the Revenant Knight of the Elf Duskblade Complete Trades: Oni, Kidkach, Melrune, callidusx3 | |
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Malin Lug Sergeant
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 | | 01/31/2006 10:18 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by scruffydude7
I heard that Mr. Rogers was in WWII, rather than Vietnam, but Vietnam seems to be more likely due to age. But yes, anyway, he was supposedly quite a bad motha' in whatever war he was in.
(I can't believe I just used the phrase bad motha')
Actually I think it was the First World War, or the Civil War. That bad azz dude was really old.
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TruNutral88 Sergeant
 522 Posts




 | | 02/05/2006 4:35 PM |
| quote: We're going to need two minis. We need a Young Chuck Norris too.
rofl!!!11!!!1 | | Champion of Bruenor Battlehammer | |
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Luisjoey Underboss
 1704 Posts



 Caracas Venezuela
 | | 02/07/2006 7:22 AM |
| I read the writing about his powers equal to god [:D]
Remembering his movies and tv-selling videos ... i see that him is very powerful!!!!
If a mini of him is ever done there is nothing to do... soon as he gets close to you he works as a hyperboosted githzerai monk with infinite stuning attack and natural true strike, so you always get crits just in your mouth-chin; The attack is called Round Kick!!!
He can even kick back your spells and ranged weapon, as the jedi lightsaber with the blasters. | | Knight of the Quori Champion of King Kaius III of Karrnath
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