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02/14/2006 8:45 PM  
Never thought it would happen but it has. Getting a warband together this morning for league play, I left them alone for mere moments and when I returned some were gone.
Okay maybe the dog knocked them onto to the floor.
Nope, nadda.
No need to panic a zeph warrior or 2 and a elf pyro. "I'll find 'em", I told myself.
Well time passes and I go do my "duty" of picking up after the dog later in the backyard.
Hence I have found what happened to my Elf Pyro, eeewwww! I feel Lab's pain of his cat eating his storm giant but geez I never expected this.

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02/14/2006 8:51 PM  
An elf pyro? Geez, that's gotta hurt. It probably would've been better if it was something not of such value or rarity.

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02/14/2006 8:57 PM  
ROFLMAO!

Kill the Dog! It must be sacrificed for this sacrilege! [}:)]





Soooooo, did you clean it off and keep it? [:P] [:0]

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02/14/2006 9:06 PM  
quote:
Originally posted by Monsoon28

ROFLMAO!

Kill the Dog! It must be sacrificed for this sacrilege! [}:)]





Soooooo, did you clean it off and keep it? [:P] [:0]



Um, no krusty man.

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02/14/2006 9:22 PM  
Thats sucks dude, sry for u man. Still kind of funny thinking about it...

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02/14/2006 9:37 PM  
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Originally posted by TruNutral88

Thats sucks dude, sry for u man. Still kind of funny thinking about it...



Kinda funny!?

Sorry Krush, maybe the pain is still too fresh. Trust me, If that happened to me I'm sure I wouldn't find it too funny either. But reading it...the images do make me laugh.

Just one of the many reason why I don't own pets...Just think if I ever did get a Ferret, which I love so much! It'd be dead within a week! [)]

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02/14/2006 10:07 PM  
Get even...eat the dog [:D]

I can't even imagine contemplating cleaning it off and keeping it....yick!

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02/14/2006 10:16 PM  
I can only imagine the amount of suck you must be enduring. I have tried very hard to get an Elf Pyro with my limited budget. (its probably my most wanted figure from past sets)

If I lost one to a dog, it would be a bad day to be a dog. Not really, but man that would suck.

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02/14/2006 10:20 PM  
At least it wasn't a Chainmail Gray Elf Wizard. I imagine that could cause serious internal injury to the pet in question.

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02/14/2006 11:11 PM  
I am smarting quite a bit about it. Since I just checked the going rate for one on Ebay. Groan. [:0]

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02/14/2006 11:35 PM  
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I am smarting quite a bit about it. Since I just checked the going rate for one on Ebay. Groan. [:0]



Aw man, a little fecal matter should have cleaned right up....no reason to dump the dump so to speak... (now had he munched a Wrackspawn you would probably have never even noticed it...would blend in in more ways than one.)

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02/14/2006 11:36 PM  
I vote for the payback option, eat the dog...

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02/15/2006 12:07 AM  
Wait until the dog goes to poo!
In three or four times you´ll get your mini with a nice smell.
Worry about if the dog don´t throw it away, could be dangerous to him. Take him to the vet.

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02/15/2006 12:09 AM  
Wow.

I'm cheap enough that I think I would have cleaned it off and kept it--assuming the mini was otherwise in "OK" shape. Soaking the Elf Pyro in bleach for a few weeks probably wouldn't hurt the mini any...

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02/15/2006 12:19 AM  
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Originally posted by A Can of the Cave Beer

Wow.

I'm cheap enough that I think I would have cleaned it off and kept it--assuming the mini was otherwise in "OK" shape. Soaking the Elf Pyro in bleach for a few weeks probably wouldn't hurt the mini any...




Well I never even considered toying with the idea of cleaning it. I would have never felt right using it in skirmmish. Nope sorry better left untouch. Ugh......

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02/15/2006 12:46 AM  
Naw.

You don't skirmish with it--you trade it. [}:)] After having thoroughly cleaned it--I'm not a complete *******.

One man's dog-poo is another man's prized Elf Pyro...

Yeah, I know: There is a special place in Hell waiting for me right next to virus-writers, copyright-pirates et al.

Seriously, though. A little bleach to kill any nasties and followed up with a good high-powered rinsing from the garden hose and then some quality time with a good anti-bacterial soap and warm water. And then your Elf Pryo would be good as new--Almost.

Who knows--You could have just passed on the opportunity to discover the "missing link" for stripping PVC minis! Dog Poo! [)]

Yes, yes. We're back to the "you're going to Hell" part, aren't we?

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02/15/2006 1:08 AM  
Would you like to cut in line?

Chainmail counterpart anyone? I'd like to still play the fricken thing!

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02/15/2006 1:20 AM  
http://cgi.ebay.com/D-D-MINIATURES-CHAINMAIL-RAVILLA-FACTION-BOX-ELVES_W0QQitemZ8765586175QQcategoryZ2545QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Try that link. Takes you straight to the Chainmail equiv (for only 6.95 + shipping). If you're diligent in searching there are several Ravilla faction boxes floating around online for less than $10. You can even order them brand new for $22 (gotta love Amazon). That's better than the $80 buy it now on ebay for the plastic pyro [:o]

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02/15/2006 7:46 AM  
At least you didn't use pics of it as your avatar...[B)]

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02/15/2006 8:49 AM  
That sounds like a VERY bad PC experience.

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02/15/2006 10:37 AM  
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At least you didn't use pics of it as your avatar...[B)]

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02/15/2006 10:43 AM  
Krush, I feel your pain. That really stinks.[)]

A local trader might have an extra elf pyro. Let me look into it and get back to you.

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02/15/2006 11:32 AM  
Chalk me up as a member of the cheap recycling team. I would have cleaned it. Then used it in skirmish...

Opponent: "What happened to your Elf Pyro, man? It looks like it's been through Hell..."
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02/15/2006 12:29 PM  
This could add a whole new dynamic to skirmish...

Player 1: Are you sure you want your FB to base my Elf Pyro?
Player 2: Ummm....yeah, why?
Player 1: I didn't really clean it off all that well after "the incident." That's why I wear gloves when I play.
Player 2: I just thought you had a cleanliness fetish....
Player 1: Nope. My dog routinely eats and poops my minis.....

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02/15/2006 1:13 PM  
As someone who has picked up thousands of pounds of dog poop in the yard...had one of them as a puppy vomit on my pillow at 3:00 am...and any # of other disgusting experiences, I can truthfully say that I would have cleaned it off and kept using it. It's just poo.

My dogs are just a destructive as any, and you have to really watch labs...they are notoriously destructive...the white one is part lab. They know to leave 'daddies' minis alone, but I never leave them out in the open unattended...not even for 30 seconds. Dogs like people always want what they can't or shouldn't have.

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02/15/2006 1:18 PM  
I can see this as a poll: Bladesinger-No, Hill Giant-Yes, Nightwalker-[:0] [:D]


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02/15/2006 4:26 PM  
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I can see this as a poll: Bladesinger-No, Hill Giant-Yes, Nightwalker-[:0] [:D]


You'd have to have one hefty dog to tackle a nightwalker. [:D]

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02/15/2006 4:34 PM  
I was thinking Clifford. [)]


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02/15/2006 8:35 PM  
lmfao. The worst I had was spending an hour or two tracking down some abyssal maws my cat had gotten ahold of. Those little buggers can move far. I no longer leave minis untended.


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02/15/2006 10:11 PM  
For those concerned about the dog's health. She is doing fine just not allowed in the computer/game room anymore.
Still lookin for a elf pyro though. Ζ)]

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02/16/2006 11:55 AM  
Thing of the ice breaker at a tournament though. Just move it around with salad tongs or pliers. Then when someone kills it you can say well "he truly has had worse days than this"

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02/16/2006 12:35 PM  
quote:
Originally posted by Krush

quote:
Originally posted by Monsoon28

ROFLMAO!

Kill the Dog! It must be sacrificed for this sacrilege! [}:)]





Soooooo, did you clean it off and keep it? [:P] [:0]



Um, no krusty man.

Did the stomach acid strip off the paint without harming the mini's detail? Some of us at the crafter's corner still looking for a safe way to strip off paint [:p]

I don't mean to make fun of your calamity, it is somewhat funny and you should get even with the dog somehow...

Oh yeah, and my question has a serious legit interest.

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02/16/2006 12:50 PM  
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quote:
Originally posted by Krush

quote:
Originally posted by Monsoon28

ROFLMAO!

Kill the Dog! It must be sacrificed for this sacrilege! [}:)]





Soooooo, did you clean it off and keep it? [:P] [:0]



Um, no krusty man.

Did the stomach acid strip off the paint without harming the mini's detail? Some of us at the crafter's corner still looking for a safe way to strip off paint [:p]

I don't mean to make fun of your calamity, it is somewhat funny and you should get even with the dog somehow...

Oh yeah, and my question has a serious legit interest.




I never did a detailed inspection. Hence the stench and the substance involved...chewed a tad and covered in a fine sheen, nevermind.

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02/16/2006 12:55 PM  
nice... oh well, it was worth asking just in case...most likely the acid ruined the detail. Dog is lucky that it didn't break its intestines.

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03/10/2006 3:36 AM  
Does he now get the "Stench" special ability for skirmish? [)]

Seriously, I grew up on farm, I'd have washed it off and kept right on playing.

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03/10/2006 9:07 AM  
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I can't even imagine contemplating cleaning it off and keeping it....yick!



It's only dog poo, for crying out loud. Sheesh. I swear, too many people have never had to do manual or farm labor. [)]

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03/10/2006 9:08 AM  
Clean it and trade it for another old rare, then try to trade again for a pyro ;-)

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03/10/2006 9:09 AM  
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quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I can't even imagine contemplating cleaning it off and keeping it....yick!


It's only dog poo, for crying out loud. Sheesh. I swear, too many people have never had to do manual or farm labor. [)]


Or have kids. Yeah, dog mess is kinda gross ... but kids ... man ...

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