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Bert the Troll
Commander

3905 Posts

Adelaide

03/13/2006 5:18 PM
The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference "Write better emails. Make more moneys." I am Mr. Laurent Mpeti Kabila, a senior assistant leader of the Revolutionary United Front of Sierra Leone. I present to you an urgent and confidential request: I request your attendance at The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference. This is an excellent opportunity to meet your distinguished colleagues, learn new marketing techniques, and spend your hard-earned money. Attending this conference demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us. quote: I AM DR. ABOLO EMMANUEL THE CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER OF A BANK. THE FINANCIAL STATEMENT OF OUR BANK IS OVER US$130,000,000.00 (ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND THE CURRENT ASSETS OF OUR BANK IS RELATIVELY LIQUID RESOURCES. I HAVE ATTENDED THE FAMOUS NIGERIAN EMAIL CONFERENCE WITH ZEAL, AND I HEREBY SUBMIT A DETAILED SUMMARY OF THIS MOST WORTHWHILE ANNUAL EVENT. WHAT I REPORT IS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL AND REQUIRES UTMOST URGENCY. * I AM A VERY RESPONSIBLE AND RELIABLE MAN. ~ Well I found it funny: http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm

"Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer." Bert the Troll - The Hobbit Semi-Secret sig business: "In the age of the internet attaching a famous name to your personal opinion to give more weight to it is a very valid strategy." - Benjamin Franklin Champion of Epic ~~Lolth~~, Orcus, & Demogorgon and bring us Asmodeus!

maijstral
Underboss

2105 Posts

03/13/2006 6:52 PM
Is there anyone who still falls for Nigerian email banking scams. I would have thought by now that it has entered the worlds colective conciousness. Oh well to paraphrase an old saying "you can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but someone will always fall for a get rich quick scheme."

Zozo
Warrior
Warrior

218 Posts

03/14/2006 10:12 AM
Want to get rich quick?! Send me all your money and I'll tell you how! [:D]

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zenthrus
Commander

4909 Posts

SLC, UT

03/14/2006 3:41 PM
It's nice to know that they take their marketing strategies seriously enough to get together at a conference [:D] If they were in the Sudan perhaps they'd be celebrating one of their member's marriage to a goat? [:P]

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sage_raistlin
Sergeant

377 Posts

03/15/2006 8:55 AM
quote: If they were in the Sudan perhaps they'd be celebrating one of their member's marriage to a goat Just wanted you to know I'm sending you my medical bill for making me choke from my laughter.....

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ShadowLord XT
Commander

2631 Posts

Plane of Shadow

03/15/2006 9:40 AM
quote: Originally posted by sage_raistlin quote: If they were in the Sudan perhaps they'd be celebrating one of their member's marriage to a goat Just wanted you to know I'm sending you my medical bill for making me choke from my laughter..... Silly Americans and your non-health care.

Disipline is the only way to overcome chaos. Champion of Half-Golems Knight of Golems "This world is made for love and peace" - Trigun "anyway..shadow..you've figured women out. KUDOS." - raye_kino16