The Defenestrator AesophDarkfable Warlord
 5628 Posts




 | | 03/17/2006 1:45 PM |
| http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
scan down a bit and watch the trailer. this is going to be the BEST bad movie ever made. Evidently Sam took the part on the title alone without reading the script. The synopsis of the movie is :
quote: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
Genius. Samuel L. snake whips a mofo. I laughed, I cried, I slit my own wrists. Gold I say! | | Im out- find me on Hordelings if you want to chat. | |
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Felagund Sergeant
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 | | 03/17/2006 2:03 PM |
| | Hm, I can't seem to find the trailer link. But wow, that is...interesting. And now I understand Lurch's avatar from the Triking Boards. At least I think I do. | | Champion of Gnomes | |
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Count Dooku Commander
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 | | 03/18/2006 7:05 AM |
| I cant believe this movie is real. At first I thought it was a joke...but the trailer looks legit.
I think its hysterical :) | | Champion of the Skulk Vindicated Champion of the Twig Blight | |
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The Defenestrator AesophDarkfable Warlord
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 | | 03/18/2006 2:11 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Count Dooku
I cant believe this movie is real. At first I thought it was a joke...but the trailer looks legit.
I think its hysterical :)
Other great titles coming soon [)] from Sam L. Rats on a Bus Wasps in a Olive Garden
I actually, no joke had a dream last night that I met Sam L and asked him about this movie. | | Im out- find me on Hordelings if you want to chat. | |
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Janos M. Underboss
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 | | 03/18/2006 2:43 PM |
| and don't forget:
Frogs in a Swamp!
The most scariest of them all... | | My Haves and wants: http://www.maxminis.com/hw_list.asp?user=Janos_M.
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 Most Edumacated zenthrus Warlord
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 SLC, UT
 | | 03/18/2006 2:45 PM |
| Brought to you by New Line:
"We made so much money on Lord of the Rings we don't even bother reading scripts anymore" [:p] | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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lurch_E_bean Underboss
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 | | 03/18/2006 10:15 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Felagund And now I understand Lurch's avatar from the Triking Boards. At least I think I do.
Yep, that's what it's all about. I'd been meaning to start a thread here about this, but I was just too lazy I guess. I put up the avatar in question here. I found it on http://www.snakesonablog.com. I think this movie will be great, not for the actual movie, but for the hilarious jokes and parodies that are sure to pop up. Those are going to be comedy gold. | | Successful Trades (31) | Trades Pending (0) 12th Place in the 2005 Nationals, and I owe it all to the Minis Training Montage. Champion of Celestial Giant Stag Beetles | |
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The Defenestrator AesophDarkfable Warlord
 5628 Posts




 | | 03/18/2006 10:44 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by lurch_E_bean
quote: Originally posted by Felagund And now I understand Lurch's avatar from the Triking Boards. At least I think I do.
Yep, that's what it's all about. I'd been meaning to start a thread here about this, but I was just too lazy I guess. I put up the avatar in question here. I found it on http://www.snakesonablog.com. I think this movie will be great, not for the actual movie, but for the hilarious jokes and parodies that are sure to pop up. Those are going to be comedy gold.
I decided I must join you. | | Im out- find me on Hordelings if you want to chat. | |
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Temperance Sergeant
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 | | 03/23/2006 5:53 PM |
| oh. my. god.
What about the new Eberon movie "Purple Worm on an Airship"? | | Champion of the common Flying Monkey (Fez optional) Peter Lee on the WotC board BAD WOLF
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johnny.quest Underboss
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 | | 03/23/2006 7:57 PM |
| | Sam Jackson AND Kenan Thompson? I'm there. | | | |
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Stabmastaarson Sergeant
 442 Posts




 | | 03/23/2006 9:41 PM |
| This looks like it'll give Deep Blue Sea a run for its money. Watching Sam get eaten by a shark was pretty neat....rest of the movie...ca ca poo.
Nice avatar Aesoph...what was your other one, the "I am Baytor" one from? | | Better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you're not My Have/Want list Trades pending with: Competed trades (11) ares71,pagansexy,bradu,Unearthed Arcana, Garate,Arbados dobblegog, blackthorne,aussie_jim, spikegif, Lady Bast | |
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The Defenestrator AesophDarkfable Warlord
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 | | 03/23/2006 9:53 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Stabmastaarson
This looks like it'll give Deep Blue Sea a run for its money. Watching Sam get eaten by a shark was pretty neat....rest of the movie...ca ca poo.
Nice avatar Aesoph...what was your other one, the "I am Baytor" one from?
Baytor is a character from the comic book Hitman, he was a crown prince of hell (taking the crown from Etrigan) who after losing the crown came to earth in a big event thing. He ended up bartending and making dinosaur sandwhichs.. and shouting "I am Baytor" which is the only thing he said. | | Im out- find me on Hordelings if you want to chat. | |
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The Defenestrator AesophDarkfable Warlord
 5628 Posts




 | | 03/23/2006 10:02 PM |
| NPR did a story on it *laugh* http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5298003 | | Im out- find me on Hordelings if you want to chat. | |
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lurch_E_bean Underboss
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 | | 03/23/2006 11:21 PM |
| Good news, SoaP fans! New Line decided to spice up the movie a bit by shooting some extra scenes. Including a line added in just for the internet fans, from good ol' Sam Jackson: "I want these mother******* snakes off the mother******* plane!"
See here. Stupid way too long URL... | | Successful Trades (31) | Trades Pending (0) 12th Place in the 2005 Nationals, and I owe it all to the Minis Training Montage. Champion of Celestial Giant Stag Beetles | |
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The Defenestrator AesophDarkfable Warlord
 5628 Posts




 | | 03/24/2006 12:03 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by lurch_E_bean
Good news, SoaP fans! New Line decided to spice up the movie a bit by shooting some extra scenes. Including a line added in just for the internet fans, from good ol' Sam Jackson: "I want these mother******* snakes off the mother******* plane!"
See here. Stupid way too long URL...
In addition they added 5 min of gore, violence, nudity, and Samuel L cussing to get an R rating :P | | Im out- find me on Hordelings if you want to chat. | |
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striderlotr Commander
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 | | 03/24/2006 10:01 AM |
| | That looks about as bad as bad can be... are we sure someone did not hit there head in the bath tub when they were thinking of new movie ideas. | | Sean Banks Champion of Elementals Official Organizer Gen Con 05 maxminis Event | Winterfantasy 06 maxminis Event | Gen Con 06 maxminis Event | Winterfantasy 07 Community Event | |
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Zozo Warrior
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 | | 03/27/2006 9:34 PM |
| | Wow! This movie is going to ROCK! It's going to be like that movie "Pinata survival island" except that instead of a killer pinata, there are snakes, and instead of an island it's on a plane. [:D] | | Champion of the Ixitxachitl | |
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