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03/22/2006 11:46 PM  
Because who doesnt want to see the crap people sell
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/daily/


Who wouldnt want to wear that to put off your foe next game.



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The steering wheeel book holder.
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I still need 4312.00 Dollars for my Breast Implants so Bid and Bid High on My Rottwieler's Tank and Sasha Slobber or Hair Your Choice and help me get my Implants that i need.

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The Crap throwing Monkey Toy. How could I not include it!



And to end this selection of atrocties with the snuff mull.


Quote from DA Final Bid: bidding reached usd 760.00, but did not meet reserve price


This is truly one of the most wonderfully awful Disturbing Auctions of all time.
It is a snuff mull (don't ask me, I don't know either) made out of an actual ram's head. It is encrusted with silver and citrines. It is one of the most horrible things I've ever seen in my life.

And, as if it wasn't amazing enough -- YES -- it's ON WHEELS... which gives me the thought, which I should probably ignore, that it would be fun to hook it up to a radio control car engine and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.





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03/23/2006 3:58 AM  
I believe the box that monkey comes in is labelled "I SHOOT CRAP" in large letters. Yay for engrish.

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03/23/2006 5:06 AM  
ROFL! What will people think of to auction next...their soul? Oh wait, that was done already too.

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03/23/2006 11:41 PM  
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Originally posted by Zeb

ROFL! What will people think of to auction next...their soul? Oh wait, that was done already too.


Next up will be auctioning off body parts...no, that's also been done.

How about selling off people that irritate you into bondage? [:P]
How about selling people who auction encrusted ram's heads into bondage? [:P][:P]

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11/02/2006 4:18 AM  
Potentially interesting thread that deserves a bump.

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I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM

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11/02/2006 2:35 PM  
If anyone cares, there at least used to be (and still may be) a segment on G4's Attack of the Show (something I haven't seen in awhile) called It Came From Ebay. It's products like this every week.

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11/02/2006 4:56 PM  
Absolutely wild / disturbing / and mezmorizing!Â

Did somebaody actually pay cash for any of those items.  If they did, they should have their head examined.Â



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11/03/2006 3:38 AM  
I always wanted a snuff mull like that!
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11/03/2006 3:48 AM  
Posted By gss_000 on 11/02/2006 2:35 PM
If anyone cares, there at least used to be (and still may be) a segment on G4's Attack of the Show (something I haven't seen in awhile) called It Came From Ebay. It's products like this every week.

Yeah, but then I'd have to actually watch Attack of the Show. Ugh! Might help if they got new hosts.

WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
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I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM

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11/03/2006 9:18 AM  
Uh-oh. I hope this doen't become a bring back Sarah Lane, Kevin Rose, and Brendan Moran Thread or a We want Screen Savers Back Thread! Didn't mean to open that can of worms.

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Mud Lick, Kentucky

11/03/2006 9:51 AM  
Nope, didn't even watch it then so I have no idea about those guys. However, the current hosts don't do very much for me. Maybe I'm just too old and not hip enough.

WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

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I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM
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11/03/2006 9:56 AM  
I can honestly say that i will never be the same again

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11/03/2006 10:42 AM  
Posted By Ghendar on 11/03/2006 9:51 AM
Nope, didn't even watch it then so I have no idea about those guys. However, the current hosts don't do very much for me. Maybe I'm just too old and not hip enough.


Like Abe.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.



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11/03/2006 12:13 PM  
If I were to offer to "sell" my DCI points would anyone be interested?


Oh yeah I guess I'd need a higher rating for most of y'all to benefit.

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11/04/2006 4:02 AM  
Ah, I see, so this is where Ghendar has been padding his count in his massive assault on my position.

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11/04/2006 7:44 AM  
Posted By Vrecknidj on 11/04/2006 4:02 AM
Ah, I see, so this is where Ghendar has been padding his count in his massive assault on my position.

Dave


Ok, I'm padding my count with this, but it matters little as I'm miles and miles behind you crazy posters.Â



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Mud Lick, Kentucky

11/04/2006 8:15 AM  
Here ya go

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160047711137&fromMakeTrack=true

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160047711137&fromMakeTrack=true

http://cgi.ebay.com/DO-IT-YOURSELF-KNEE-SURGERY_W0QQitemZ260048909631QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1468QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem



WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM

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11/04/2006 8:21 AM  
All of this makes me hear this little voice in my head...

If you sell it, they will come.

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11/06/2006 1:27 AM  
I want that chicken-hat.

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