The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
    
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
 | | 04/12/2006 2:24 PM |
| Because Diomedes requested it, I now present to you the return of the Stupid Wish thread
quote:
Originally posted by Diomedes
Speaking of which, I really miss the stupid wish thread. Sadly, when it got moved to this forum, only about 5-8 people still posted on it. It was a ton more fun with 30+ people posting. The remaining few sort of got burned out on it and it died away (or at least, I know I got burned out on it).
-Diomedes
Okay, the rules, you answer the previous wish and then post your own. That's it have fun. Wishes do not have to be minis, or gaming related.
Okay, I'll start us off.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad
Sergeant
470 Posts
| | 04/12/2006 2:32 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
Okay, I'll start us off.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
You didn't kill that fish. He killed himself through his drug addiction and alcohol dependency.
I wish I hadn't eaten that cold spaghetti. | |
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Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote
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Diomedes
Commander
3173 Posts
| | 04/12/2006 2:35 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
Okay, I'll start us off.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
Off-topic: I think there was some mention that we're limited in terms of our data-base memory consumption. If this is true, this thread may or may not be abruptly closed. :(
Granted, you didn't kill that fish, but that fish was a large shark that bites off your right leg. Ouch! Maybe you /should/ have killed it!
I wish they had vanilla yogurt in my breakfast cafeteria. I tire of these fruit on the bottom deals.
-Diomedes
Bah, got beaten to the punch ;) | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/12/2006 2:55 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Diomedes
quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
Okay, I'll start us off.
I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
Off-topic: I think there was some mention that we're limited in terms of our data-base memory consumption. If this is true, this thread may or may not be abruptly closed. :(
Granted, you didn't kill that fish, but that fish was a large shark that bites off your right leg. Ouch! Maybe you /should/ have killed it!
I wish they had vanilla yogurt in my breakfast cafeteria. I tire of these fruit on the bottom deals.
-Diomedes
Bah, got beaten to the punch ;)
Hmm, you might be right. Forgot about that. Oh well, if it happens, it happens. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Diomedes
Commander
3173 Posts
| | 04/12/2006 5:40 PM |
| quote:
You didn't kill that fish. He killed himself through his drug addiction and alcohol dependency.
I wish I hadn't eaten that cold spaghetti.
Granted, you microwaved it, but YOU DIDN'T COVER IT!! Bits of spaghetti sauce now cling to every interior surface and will take hours to scrub off! (and my wife tells me I'm not a domestic).
I wish I could walk into a CD store without buying something.
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Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Cthulhufnord
Warlord
10787 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 04/12/2006 7:18 PM |
| Granted, unfortunatly the CD store is in the Negative Zone. Now you will spend the rest of your days working at Zod's nega-world of Music.
I wish the raspberry beer I'm drinking tasted better. | |
Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void - without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe - anything at all - you would have hidden from it in terror. | |
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glumag
Warlord
5968 Posts
| | 04/13/2006 8:47 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhufnord
I wish the raspberry beer I'm drinking tasted better.
Granted. You bite your tongue and the beer alone tastes better than your blood mixed with the beer.
I wish it was time to go home already. | |
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ShadowLord XT
Commander
2626 Posts
Plane of Shadow
| | 04/13/2006 9:12 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by glumag
quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhufnord
I wish the raspberry beer I'm drinking tasted better.
Granted. You bite your tongue and the beer alone tastes better than your blood mixed with the beer.
I wish it was time to go home already.
Granted. Sadly you get home to find your wife has sold all of your minis.
I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much. | |
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Knight of Golems
"This world is made for love and peace" - Trigun
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/13/2006 11:17 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by ShadowLord XT
I wish it was time to go home already.
Granted. Sadly you get home to find your wife has sold all of your minis.
I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much.
[/quote]
Until your dog stops barking because its eating your miniatures.
I wish there were more hours in a day. | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/13/2006 11:56 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish there were more hours in a day.
Granted. The day will be July 19th, 3075.
I wish that there was no Nightwanker in GoL. | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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nyjastul69
Commander
2710 Posts
Rhode Island
| | 04/13/2006 12:56 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sulaco
quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish there were more hours in a day.
I wish that there was no Nightwanker in GoL.
Granted, but dairy Queen has 4 Nightwalker variants.
I wish for more wishes. | |
You know, I keep thinking that after the new design team gets done with D&D 4e, D&D won't stand for Dungeons and Dragons anymore, because well, that's just not fun. It's old and stuffy. - Originally Posted by BabWryter on Kenzerco.com | |
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Dordledum
Commander
3183 Posts
Netherlands
| | 04/13/2006 1:38 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by nyjastul69
[quote]Originally posted by Sulaco
Granted, but dairy Queen has 4 Nightwalker variants.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, just reply to me.
I wish my company would pay me twice a month,
D. | |
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Champion of the Huge Spider (WotDQ 46/60), A New Umber Hulk (DoDe 57/60), and Hardcopy Printed DDM 2.0 Stat-Cards for all Minis! | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/13/2006 2:35 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Dordledum
I wish my company would pay me twice a month,
Granted, they split your one check into two checks. It's still the same money, just in two checks.
I wish I could figure out this Dragon Snatch.
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Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Vash
Underboss
1995 Posts
| | 04/13/2006 3:24 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish I could figure out this Dragon Snatch.
Granted. Unfortunately the censors indicte that I am not allowed to divulge the information to you.
I wish I could get paid to do nothing. | |
Champion of the Alhoon and my called shot for Unhallowed
Blood War Called Shot: Phoenix
Trade withe me! | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/13/2006 3:59 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Vash
I wish I could get paid to do nothing.
Granted, but you are paid on commission.
I wish I were rich. | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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Dordledum
Commander
3183 Posts
Netherlands
| | 04/13/2006 4:31 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sulaco
quote:
Originally posted by Vash
I wish I could get paid to do nothing.
Granted, but you are paid on commission.
I wish I were rich.
granted, start using sand as currency.
I wish more WotDQ and Bloodwar spoilers would be posted on maxminis. | |
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Champion of the Huge Spider (WotDQ 46/60), A New Umber Hulk (DoDe 57/60), and Hardcopy Printed DDM 2.0 Stat-Cards for all Minis! | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/13/2006 5:53 PM |
| quote:
granted, start using sand as currency.
I wish more WotDQ and Bloodwar spoilers would be posted on maxminis.
Granted but unfortunatly the room needed for spoilers was taken up by a stupid wish thread.
I wish I had more time to game. |
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Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/14/2006 7:02 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish I had more time to game.
Granted! You have been given a lifetime government grant which pays all your expenses. You now have unlimited time to game.
But you can only play Candyland. Enjoy!
I wish life was not like a box of chocolates. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 7:31 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish life was not like a box of chocolates.
Granted, but you are locked into a small room where you can only eat boxes of chocolates. The only pleasure is from finding out that the more chocolates you eat the more rush you are alowwed to hear. Being deprived from all human contact you eat more chocolates to gain the enjoyment from listening to rush. Then when the transformation of your old self into the great ghendar Choco monster is complete you are released from your cell in Hershy Pa to the sounds of silence. Your head explodes in a cascade of chocolate blood and candied brains......[:D]
guess you can tell I am bored at work
I wish my finals were over.... | |
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Queen of Lurkers
lurkinglidda
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 9:55 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
I wish my finals were over....
Granted. Next semester all of your finals will be oral presentations.
I wish they would make new Firefly episodes. | |
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D&D Minis
Wizards of the Coast | |
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Vash
Underboss
1995 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 10:00 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by lurkinglidda
I wish they would make new Firefly episodes.
Granted. Next week; "Firefly: The mating habits of North American Lightning Bugs" starts on the Discovery Channel.
I wish to live forever! | |
Champion of the Alhoon and my called shot for Unhallowed
Blood War Called Shot: Phoenix
Trade withe me! | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 10:14 AM |
| Granted.....you are the only one left and you have no one to trade/game with.....
I wish I had a coffee pot in the office.... | |
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Diomedes
Commander
3173 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 10:16 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Vash
I wish to live forever!
Granted, you spend your life in subservience to an oddly named fellow in New Jersey, Mr Ever.
I wish that neither my pot, nor my kettle were black.
-Diomedes
Bah, beaten to the punch again! :)
quote:
Granted.....you are the only one left and you have no one to trade/game with.....
I wish I had a coffee pot in the office....
Granted, but sadly one of your co-workers is psychotic and adds a little "special something" to each and every brewed pot.
I wish that neither my pot, nor my kettle were black.
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 10:24 AM |
| granted....all of your cooking wares are made out of a toxic blue material. But the toxins need time to accumulate. During this accumulation period you are haunted by the sounds of Rush and demented visons of a huge Choco Monster....
I wish I had a window in my office.... | |
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nyjastul69
Commander
2710 Posts
Rhode Island
| | 04/14/2006 11:04 AM |
| Granted. But the rending plant next door means you can't open your window, or even stand to look out it.
I wish my office had better ventilation.
BTW, I think it's quite cool that lurkinglidda not only takes time out of her day to answer our endless questions, she's also slummin' it down here in OT with us. [:)] | |
You know, I keep thinking that after the new design team gets done with D&D 4e, D&D won't stand for Dungeons and Dragons anymore, because well, that's just not fun. It's old and stuffy. - Originally Posted by BabWryter on Kenzerco.com | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 11:12 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by nyjastul69
Granted. But the rending plant next door means you can't open your window, or even stand to look out it.
I wish my office had better ventilation.
BTW, I think it's quite cool that lurkinglidda not only takes time out of her day to answer our endless questions, she's also slummin' it down here in OT with us. [:)]
Granted...the vents are from the showers and rest room from the locker rooms of the same rending plant I have to look at.....
to the BTW above, very true. and as a side not to her granting my wish about finals that is one of the classes. It is a single oral presentation.....45 minutes to an hour long in front of the entire dept and students.... | |
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nyjastul69
Commander
2710 Posts
Rhode Island
| | 04/14/2006 11:24 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
quote:
Originally posted by nyjastul69
Granted. But the rending plant next door means you can't open your window, or even stand to look out it.
I wish my office had better ventilation.
BTW, I think it's quite cool that lurkinglidda not only takes time out of her day to answer our endless questions, she's also slummin' it down here in OT with us. [:)]
Granted...the vents are from the showers and rest room from the locker rooms of the same rending plant I have to look at.....
to the BTW above, very true. and as a side not to her granting my wish about finals that is one of the classes. It is a single oral presentation.....45 minutes to an hour long in front of the entire dept and students....
Good luck with your finals. What's ummmm... your wish? [)] | |
You know, I keep thinking that after the new design team gets done with D&D 4e, D&D won't stand for Dungeons and Dragons anymore, because well, that's just not fun. It's old and stuffy. - Originally Posted by BabWryter on Kenzerco.com | |
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Diomedes
Commander
3173 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 11:28 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by nyjastul69
Good luck with your finals. What's ummmm... your wish? [)]
He wishes for nothing, and he shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 11:32 AM |
| oooops.....
I wish for some good snacks in the office..... | |
Ambassador of FUN!!! | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 12:11 PM |
| quote:
I wish for some good snacks in the office.....
Granted but the snacks are provide by the rending plant next to your office.
I wish I had complete collections of every set of D and D minis. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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Queen of Lurkers
lurkinglidda
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 12:18 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish I had complete collections of every set of D and D minis.
Granted. Now your SO puts them in the rafters in the garage. Wait, that's what happens in my house. wish I wasn't so short.
I wish cookies weren't so addictive.
Re: the BTW, goes to show I not only love my job but the community as well. Y'all rock. | |
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D&D Minis
Wizards of the Coast | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 12:19 PM |
| Edit: beatin by seconds....
GRANTED!!!
You are the winner of a much sought after prize at the local rending plant. The ticket is every miniature ever made, including all the messed up ones lurking lidda spoke of. However, the minis are all locacted in the bottom of liquid waste of the rending plant we all work in and around. Have a nice swim!![)]
Granted: cookies are no longer addicting but have side effects that allow you to play Rush into the thoughts of other animals. The Ghendar Choco monster hears your thoughts and your are ruthlessly tracked down with no sleep and food to speak of....
I wish for better speakers in the office.... | |
Ambassador of FUN!!! | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/14/2006 12:49 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
The Ghendar Choco monster hears your thoughts and your are ruthlessly tracked down with no sleep and food to speak of....
But....but...didn't my head explode? [)]
quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
The Ghendar Choco monster
Heh, maybe that should be my custom title when I hit 5k. "Choco Monster" [:D]
quote:
I wish for better speakers in the office....
Granted! Martin Luther King, JFK, and Winston Churchill pay you a visit and they all speak for 19 days straight.
I wish I really was the Ghendar Choco Monster. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 12:55 PM |
| Granted!! During the easter season the Choco hunter is hunted for his life giving blood of choco. It is this blessing and curse that Rush makes a new balad Tom Choco. Lidda can't help but think about it during the day and Ghendar the choco monster is lured into a trap by the easter bunny.....
I wish there were less people at work today.... | |
Ambassador of FUN!!! | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/14/2006 1:11 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
Granted!! During the easter season the Choco hunter is hunted for his life giving blood of choco. It is this blessing and curse that Rush makes a new balad Tom Choco. Lidda can't help but think about it during the day and Ghendar the choco monster is lured into a trap by the easter bunny.....
I wish there were less people at work today....
Granted. However, since there are less people at work today you must finish all of their normal workloads in addition to your own...
I wish my Chinese professor was sane [:D] | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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nyjastul69
Commander
2710 Posts
Rhode Island
| | 04/14/2006 1:14 PM |
| Granted. Now all the people that weren't at work are at your house when you get home.
Granted, he's sane, but now you're insane.
I wish the clam chowder I just ate tasted better. | |
You know, I keep thinking that after the new design team gets done with D&D 4e, D&D won't stand for Dungeons and Dragons anymore, because well, that's just not fun. It's old and stuffy. - Originally Posted by BabWryter on Kenzerco.com | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 1:20 PM |
| nyjastul69...granted....
While watching the news of the trap the easter bunny had sprung on the Great Choco Monster the clam chowder the chinese prof. was eating made him sane. In doing so the professor decided to give you the project of translating all the rush songs in to chinese and taking the wonderful tasting clam chowder to the next level bought stock in the rending factory and retired. Due to nyjastul69's complaints a cult of easter bunny ninja's went to find nyjastul69 at home to cut out his tounge so he could no longer talk about the clam chowder nor taste it....
I wish I didn't have class today...
not surprising to see how many of us got huge post counts back in the day.... | |
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Queen of Lurkers
lurkinglidda
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 1:47 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
I wish I didn't have class today...
Granted. Now you have to go to work...at the rendering plant.
Wish WotC made a Colossal Chocco Monster. Of course, I'd eat the entire allocation for the US/CAN. | |
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D&D Minis
Wizards of the Coast | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 2:02 PM |
| Granted WotC, WotC in honoring the request of the GHENDAR (Group of Ethanol Drinking NHL players Destined to Ascend to Rush) coalition as they barter for the release of Ghendar the Choco Monster from the insidious trap the easter bunny had set WotC produces the Ginourmus mini in Chocolate of the Ghendar Choco Monster. Its overnight rage puts a demand for a new rending facility in the northwest. After you consume your meal of limited Ghendarian confections the easter bunny comes looking for you....
I wish I could drink a couple of beers at work.... | |
Ambassador of FUN!!! | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/14/2006 2:52 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
I wish I could drink a couple of beers at work....
Granted! Your boss gives you two cans of 30 year old Billy Beer.
I wish I had a can of 30 year old Billy Beer | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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