griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
    
 | | 04/14/2006 3:03 PM |
| Granted: After the Ghendar escapes from the easter bunny's lair on the way out you discover a truck hijacked from the first and less well known D.B. Cooper raid. Where D.B had hijacked a Billy Beer truck. Unfortunately, you only get one can of the nectar from the rabbit's lair before the rending plant has a huge explosion. It seems that the Billy Beer you had found was also the secret ingredient in the rending process.......
I wish my fridge was already at the house instead of getting delivered tomorrow..... | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4806 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/14/2006 3:42 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
I wish my fridge was already at the house instead of getting delivered tomorrow.....
Granted. Unfortunately it doesn't work and the company you purchased it from refuses to fix it.
I wish the weather was better so I could hop in my pool. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad
Sergeant
470 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 4:22 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish the weather was better so I could hop in my pool.
Granted.
It is the most pleasant spring day of all time. However, your pool water has been replaced with hydrochloric acid.
I wish I young again. | |
Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column
Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote
Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar
Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 5:25 PM |
| Granted....but you are a baby. Since the you everyone knows is gone they have memorial service for you and all you get is full diapers.....
I wish that I had some good food to eat when I get home from class.... | |
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad
Sergeant
470 Posts
| | 04/14/2006 5:45 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by griffrat
I wish that I had some good food to eat when I get home from class....
Granted!
However, "good" being a subjective term, you receive a vile delicacy from somewhere abroad.
I wish I had my own sitcom! | |
Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column
Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote
Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar
Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4806 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/15/2006 2:58 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Lachlarlan_the_Mad
I wish I had my own sitcom!
Granted. It's only shown on UPN after 2am Eastern Time.
I wish my recliner was more comfortable. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 7:33 AM |
| Granted: While lying on your recliner you have the epiphany of the super genetically altered memory foam. This foam becomes the gold standard of the reclining world and is grown in secret places around the world. However, during one of the cultivations of the foam a disgruntled sheep (the ones with the numbers for Serta) creates a super mutant strain of the "gold foam". This mutant strain the sheep has created has but one purpose to kill by comfort. People all around the world die and the family members all file class action law suits. You and all your holdings from the profits of the gold foam are stripped from you and you are forced to by a bed of nails and return to work at the rending plant....naked.
I wish had a real plant in the office | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 9:49 AM |
| quote:
I wish had a real plant in the office
Granted. But unfortunatly you failed to mention what type of plant, so you now have a miniature version of the famous rending plant, complete with smell.
I wish I was off today so I could go play d and d earlier instead of haveing to wait til 6 and missing out on the first part of the game. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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Queen of Lurkers
lurkinglidda
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 2:02 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish I was off today so I could go play d and d earlier instead of haveing to wait til 6 and missing out on the first part of the game.
Granted. Your DM got his hands on the CRD. You show up just in time for total party kill.
I wish we'd make a mini for my character. | |
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D&D Minis
Wizards of the Coast | |
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The Defenestrator
AesophDarkfable
Warlord
5628 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 2:20 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by lurkinglidda
quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish I was off today so I could go play d and d earlier instead of haveing to wait til 6 and missing out on the first part of the game.
Granted. Your DM got his hands on the CRD. You show up just in time for total party kill.
I wish we'd make a mini for my character.
Granted, your current character dies and you make up a character based around the Frenzied Berserker.
I wish my qualifier was this weekend. | |
Im out- find me on Hordelings if you want to chat. | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4806 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/15/2006 2:26 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by AesophDarkfable
I wish my qualifier was this weekend.
Granted. Unfortunately it's held in a rending plant and you're unable to go because LabMonkey's cat ate all of your minis.
I wish I could think of better wishes [:D] | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 2:30 PM |
| quote:
I wish I could think of better wishes
Granted. But you thought of so many better wishes you couldn't decided which one to choose, therefore you losing your ability to wish.
I wish telemarketers would quite calling the office. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4806 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/15/2006 2:38 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish telemarketers would quite calling the office.
Granted. Rather than calling they drop by in person to hawk their wares.
I wish people in my neighborhood would make less noise early in the morning. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 4:08 PM |
| quote:
I wish people in my neighborhood would make less noise early in the morning.
Granted. Now they make loud noises all night stopping just before early morning.
I wish I had a million dollars. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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orcmonk220
Underboss
1608 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 4:33 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
quote:
I wish people in my neighborhood would make less noise early in the morning.
Granted. Now they make loud noises all night stopping just before early morning.
I wish I had a million dollars.
You do have a million dollars. They lie in your heart, soul, mind and spirit. You are a million dollars.
I wish I owned a TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space) | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4806 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/15/2006 6:14 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by orcmonk220
I wish I owned a TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimensions In Space)
Granted. Sadly every time you really need to use it someone is standing inside using the phone (or changing into a superhero costume)[:D]
I wish craft sand adhered to DDM bases more evenly. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/15/2006 6:24 PM |
| quote:
I wish craft sand adhered to DDM bases more evenly.
Granted. But due to improvements, the cost has now gone up forceing you to decide to but craft sand or minis.
I wish I could time interdimesion travel and live in a real dungeon and dragons type world. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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Toxic_Rat
Sergeant
745 Posts
Lehi, Utah, USA
| | 04/15/2006 9:40 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
quote:
I wish craft sand adhered to DDM bases more evenly.
Granted. But due to improvements, the cost has now gone up forceing you to decide to but craft sand or minis.
I wish I could time interdimesion travel and live in a real dungeon and dragons type world.
Granted! Unfortunately you roll all 2's and 3's for your ability scores qualifying you for little more than a barkeeper. Plus, the beer isn't that good.
I wish I could find someone with a Chimera to trade. | |
Any time you try to make something idiot-proof, someone always goes out and invents a better idiot.
Champion of Siege Equipment | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4806 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/15/2006 10:28 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Toxic_Rat
I wish I could find someone with a Chimera to trade.
Granted. Unfortunately they demand an Umber Hulk in return.
I wish my paper would write itself. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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orcmonk220
Underboss
1608 Posts
| | 04/16/2006 5:15 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
quote:
Originally posted by Toxic_Rat
I wish I could find someone with a Chimera to trade.
Granted. Unfortunately they demand an Umber Hulk in return.
I wish my paper would write itself.
Granted! It, however, also shreaded itself. | |
My Trading Thread | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/17/2006 7:10 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish my paper would write itself.
Skipping orcmonk because he didn't make a wish.
He must be distracted by the snatch. [)]
Anyway, granted!
Unfortunately, your paper writes itself in Linear A and since Linear A has never been deciphered, you have no idea what it says.
I wish I could decipher Linear A | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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griffrat
Commander
3506 Posts
| | 04/17/2006 7:27 AM |
| Granted. To understand you learn to speak plant. But as soon as you figure out the mystery you are only describe the explinations by talking in plant. Since plants also understand the Linear A quandry. But since you can only talk to the plants about it you slowly go out of your mind....well further than you already are..[:D]
I Wish I was an amphibian (toxic version would be better) | |
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Vash
Underboss
1995 Posts
| | 04/17/2006 9:32 AM |
| Granted. You are now a new type of Frog, whose defense mechanism is to excrete a deadly poison from it's pores. Unfortunately you are susseptable to your own toxins. So the first time you are attacked you secrete the poisons and kill yourself. Go Frog Sepuku Action!
I wish I could speaky Japanese. | |
Champion of the Alhoon and my called shot for Unhallowed
Blood War Called Shot: Phoenix
Trade withe me! | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4806 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/17/2006 11:38 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Vash
I wish I could speaky Japanese.
Granted. Unfortunately the country of Japan declares English its national language and ceases to produce any Japanese speakers or Japanese-language products.
I wish there wasn't a blizzard outside right now (since I have to drive to school in said blizzard). | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/17/2006 11:56 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish there wasn't a blizzard outside right now (since I have to drive to school in said blizzard).
Granted. The passing motorist who was holding one of these has departed:
I wish there is Gelatinous Cube in WotDQ! | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/17/2006 12:26 PM |
| quote:
Granted. The passing motorist who was holding one of these has departed:
I wish there is Gelatinous Cube in WotDQ!
Granted. But unfortunatley due to shipping mishaps every box contains a giant G-cube, with the other minis trapped inside.
I wish I had one of those blizzards. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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Vash
Underboss
1995 Posts
| | 04/17/2006 12:43 PM |
| Granted. Unfortunately you are forced to eat a full serving of DQ Poutine before you get it, so you end up being full before Dessert.
(I don't think many USA'ers will get/understand that ^)
I wish more USA'ers would get/understand that ^ | |
Champion of the Alhoon and my called shot for Unhallowed
Blood War Called Shot: Phoenix
Trade withe me! | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/18/2006 1:15 PM |
| quote:
Granted. Unfortunately you are forced to eat a full serving of DQ Poutine before you get it, so you end up being full before Dessert.
(I don't think many USA'ers will get/understand that ^)
I wish more USA'ers would get/understand that ^
Granted. But unanimously USA'ers decided it wasn't important and promptly forgot about it.
I wish posting in Off-topic increased your post count. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/19/2006 1:37 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish posting in Off-topic increased your post count.
granted! unfortunately, posts no longer count in any of the other forums.
I wish that everyone's stupid wish would come true without some twilight zone type of twist associated with it. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Vash
Underboss
1995 Posts
| | 04/19/2006 2:07 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish that everyone's stupid wish would come true without some twilight zone type of twist associated with it.
Granted. They now come true with a Tales From the Cryptkeeper type of twist associated with it. [:P]
I wish I could go home from work now. | |
Champion of the Alhoon and my called shot for Unhallowed
Blood War Called Shot: Phoenix
Trade withe me! | |
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The Beer Baron
Underboss
1551 Posts
"Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
| | 04/19/2006 2:23 PM |
| Granted. The Overlords on the 4th floor deemed your entire division unnecessary and is laying everyone off.
I wish I had a sandwich, a really good sandwich, with no mayo! | |
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www.gameknight.ca | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/19/2006 2:53 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by The Beer Baron
I wish I had a sandwich, a really good sandwich, with no mayo!
Granted. Unfortunately wihtout mayo the turkey's a little dry.
I wish I was the only person with the winning numbers for tomorrow's lottery. | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/19/2006 3:03 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sulaco
I wish I was the only person with the winning numbers for tomorrow's lottery.
Granted! You're filthy rich!!!!!!!!!!
And then you woke up!
I wish I was filthy rich. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/19/2006 3:29 PM |
| quote:
I wish I was filthy rich.
Granted. Well except for the rich part.
I wish I had the rest of the week off. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/19/2006 3:42 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish I had the rest of the week off.
Granted. You're fired.
I wish I could quit you. | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/20/2006 8:14 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sulaco
I wish I could quit you.
I will let Led Zeppelin grant this one for you. (all except the babe part) [:D]
I can't quit you babe
so I'm gonna put you down for a while.
I said now, I can't quit you babe, so
I guess I got to put you down for a little while.
I said you messed up my happy home,
Made me mistreat my only child.
Yes you did, baby. Oh!
Said you know I love you, babe,
My love for you I could never hide.
You know I love you, babe,
My love for you I could never hide.
When I feel you near me little girl,
I know you are my one desire, yeah.
Woaa-a-a-a-h!
When you hear me moaning and groaning, babe,
you know it hurts me deep down inside.
When you hear me moaning and groaning, babe,
you know it hurts me deep down inside.
Oh! When you hear me holler, babe,
you know you're my one desire, yeah.
I wish I was a 70's rock GOD! complete with open shirt and twirling microphone.
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Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Janos M.
Underboss
1015 Posts
Hamburg / GErmany
| | 04/20/2006 9:28 AM |
| Granted. You're beard grows on until he reaches the ground and you got two tattoes on your left and right arm. One is a Devil holding a guitar the other is your mother.
I wish my work will end today. | |
My Haves and wants:
http://www.maxminis.com/hw_list.asp?user=Janos_M.
Champion of Elan Psions
Proud Owner of the "Aura of cursed dice" | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/20/2006 9:54 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Janos M.
I wish my work will end today.
Granted! Your work ends, and as a result your company lays you off.
I wish that I......
Hankered for a hunk a, a slab or slice or chunk a, I hankered for a hunk a cheese. Yahoo! | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/20/2006 12:26 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish that I......
Hankered for a hunk a, a slab or slice or chunk a, I hankered for a hunk a cheese. Yahoo!
Granted. But then you realize that putting the cheese between two crackers and calling it a wagonwheel was dorky. Oh, and the fat guy downstairs with the chin that looks like balls keeps complaining about the noise.
I wish I were a real boy! | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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The Beer Baron
Underboss
1551 Posts
"Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
| | 04/20/2006 2:37 PM |
| quote:
Granted. But then you realize that putting the cheese between two crackers and calling it a wagonwheel was dorky. Oh, and the fat guy downstairs with the chin that looks like balls keeps complaining about the noise.
I wish I were a real boy!
Granted. Now you'll have to auction your panties, thongs, and bras off on ebay (oh my!)
I wish I had a flying carpet, so I can ride it to work.
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"GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff
Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!"
www.gameknight.ca | |
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