Mrs. Rune
Warrior
230 Posts
    
 | | 04/20/2006 7:19 PM |
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I wish I had a flying carpet, so I can ride it to work.
Granted, but then the goverment found out and decided they could charge you twice as much to fly your carpet in than what you would spend in gas to drive in.
I wish I would stop getting posion ivy. | |
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/20/2006 7:42 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish I would stop getting posion ivy.[/green]
Granted. You stop getting poison ivy and instead get syphillus.
I wish the weather would make up its mind (76 followed by blizzard followed by 70 in four days). | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Mrs. Rune
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/20/2006 7:45 PM |
| quote:
I wish the weather would make up its mind (76 followed by blizzard followed by 70 in four days).
Granted, the weather will now stay at blizzard conditions.
I wish animals would stay out of my flower beds. | |
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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Wrackspawn
ChristopherGroves
Warlord
6093 Posts
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/20/2006 8:17 PM |
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Originally posted by ChristopherGroves
I wish I could skate on quads as well as I can on inlines.
Granted. Unfortunately you ruin all of your Orc Champions and Ogre Ravagers in the process (bad pun, I know...).
I wish I could decide on what to eat for dinner. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Wrackspawn
ChristopherGroves
Warlord
6093 Posts
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/20/2006 11:28 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by ChristopherGroves
Granted. You shall eat all of YOUR Orc Champions and Ogre Ravagers for dinner.
I wish I still had my Orc Champs and Ravagers instead of skating over them.
OUCH! Most of my Orc Champs are made of metal.... [:o]
Your wish is granted. Instead of skating over them Labmonkey's cat eats them.
I wish someone had bought my Umber Hulk off ebay [:(] | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Janos M.
Underboss
1015 Posts
Hamburg / GErmany
| | 04/21/2006 2:59 AM |
| Granted! Now a creep sells it to you for double the price.
I wish I could win against GAZE-ALL-DAY. | |
My Haves and wants:
http://www.maxminis.com/hw_list.asp?user=Janos_M.
Champion of Elan Psions
Proud Owner of the "Aura of cursed dice" | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/21/2006 7:01 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Janos M.
I wish I could win against GAZE-ALL-DAY.
Granted! Unfortunately, you can't win against any other band.
I wish the HGB wasn't holding his club in such a way as to make it look like he's holding his huge member. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/21/2006 11:34 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish the HGB wasn't holding his club in such a way as to make it look like he's holding his huge member.
Granted. Now he's holding his actual member.
I wish I could paint as well as Temperance, Rune and Zanaroth. | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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The Beer Baron
Underboss
1551 Posts
"Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
| | 04/21/2006 12:21 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sulaco
quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish the HGB wasn't holding his club in such a way as to make it look like he's holding his huge member.
Granted. Now he's holding his actual member.
I wish I could paint as well as Temperance, Rune and Zanaroth.
Granted! Your first masterpiece is the HGB holding a resculpted club that really looks like his member.
I wish I had a "Hewards Handy Haversack" to hold all my minis. | |
"GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff
Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!"
www.gameknight.ca | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/21/2006 1:10 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by The Beer Baron
I wish I had a "Hewards Handy Haversack" to hold all my minis.
Granted! Unfortunately what you thought was a Hewards Handy Haversack was really a Haversack of Devouring.
I wish I had an electrum piece. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Sulaco
Underboss
1605 Posts
| | 04/21/2006 1:47 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish I had an electrum piece.
Granted. However all electurm pieces were retconned out of existence with the switch to 3e.
I wish I worked for WotC. [)] | |
Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/21/2006 2:01 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Sulaco
I wish I worked for WotC. [)]
Granted! They hire you to clean their toilets.
I wish I cleaned toilets for WoTC. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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The Beer Baron
Underboss
1551 Posts
"Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
| | 04/21/2006 2:44 PM |
| Granted. Now you have an unlimited supply of Large Earth Elementals without bases.
I wish my aching headache would go away. | |
"GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff
Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!"
www.gameknight.ca | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/21/2006 3:02 PM |
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I wish my aching headache would go away.
Granted. Now you have a sore throated and no voice.
I wish I had a new car. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/21/2006 5:16 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish I had a new car.
Granted. Sadly, it's one of the Matchbox variety....
I wish it was warm enought to open the pool for the season. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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The Beer Baron
Underboss
1551 Posts
"Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
| | 04/21/2006 5:31 PM |
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Granted. Sadly, it's one of the Matchbox variety....
I wish it was warm enought to open the pool for the season.
Granted. It is warm enough for the Polar Bear club. You know, those crazies that jump into a hole carved in the ice dressed in only their undies. See, thats the thing with wishes, you must be specific!
I wish Count Dooku would let me Champion more than one mini at the same time, specifically the ones in my maxminis in my signature - the Gnoll Druid, and the Uncommon Centaur. | |
"GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff
Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!"
www.gameknight.ca | |
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad
Sergeant
470 Posts
| | 04/21/2006 6:30 PM |
| quote:
[i]Originally posted by The Beer Baron
I wish Count Dooku would let me Champion more than one mini at the same time, specifically the ones in my maxminis in my signature - the Gnoll Druid, and the Uncommon Centaur.
Granted! However, in a recent statement WotC said they would only release said miniatures over The Beer Baron's grave.
I wish Pokemon would go away! | |
Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column
Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote
Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar
Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/22/2006 7:40 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Lachlarlan_the_Mad
I wish Pokemon would go away!
Granted. It's replaced by excessive amounts of Yu-gi-oh.
I wish I could get to sleep at a decent hour (it's 5:30am and I'm still awake [:o]). | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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The Beer Baron
Underboss
1551 Posts
"Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
| | 04/24/2006 2:00 PM |
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I wish I could get to sleep at a decent hour (it's 5:30am and I'm still awake [:o]).
Granted. It's only 9 pm in Afganistan. Too bad the shelling is keeping you awake all night (and the commute's a b***h!)
I wish WOTC would give me job designing minis! | |
"GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff
Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!"
www.gameknight.ca | |
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad
Sergeant
470 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 2:08 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by The Beer Baron
I wish WOTC would give me job designing minis!
Granted! They've got you designing miniatures for My Little Pony the RPG.
I wish you were a monkey's uncle! | |
Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column
Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote
Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar
Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/24/2006 2:10 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Lachlarlan_the_Mad
I wish you were a monkey's uncle!
Granted. The Beer Baron is now a monkey's uncle. Through some twist of fate you happen to end up as his nephew [:D]
I wish for world piece (a little piece of Poland and a little piece of France...) | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/24/2006 2:17 PM |
| wnquote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish for world piece (a little piece of Poland and a little piece of France...)
granted!
You now own 1" x 1" plots in both Poland Maine and Paris Tennessee.
I wish I owned a 1" x 1" plot on Uranus. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/24/2006 2:22 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish I owned a 1" x 1" plot on Uranus.
Granted. It's dark, cold, and smells funny and you're not entirely certain how you'll reach it.
I wish my Chinese written finals were over (one more day [XX(]). | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/24/2006 3:10 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish my Chinese written finals were over (one more day [XX(]).
Granted! Your Chinese Oral finals begin.
I wish I could think of a funny and witty wish involving the words "Oral" and "Uranus" | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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wolfsbane114
Warrior
327 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 3:31 PM |
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I wish I could think of a funny and witty wish involving the words "Oral" and "Uranus"
Granted. Unfortunatly it was censored by the mods.
I wish Jinx.com would send me free t-shirts from their D and D line, So I wouldnt have to spend money on them. | |
Champion of Flint Fireforge
Knight of The DarkMantle
KoK: The Easily Swayed
"I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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Mrs. Rune
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 4:27 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish I owned a 1" x 1" plot on Uranus.
Is that quote good enough to earn a spot in your sig line? | |
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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The Beer Baron
Underboss
1551 Posts
"Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
| | 04/24/2006 4:45 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114
quote:
I wish I could think of a funny and witty wish involving the words "Oral" and "Uranus"
Granted. Unfortunatly it was censored by the mods.
I wish Jinx would send me free t-shirts from their D and D line, So I wouldnt have to spend money on them.
Granted. Jinx will send you free t-shirts after you send them a pile of free money (they got a wish too).
I wish my nephew Lachlarlan would stop eating all my bananas. | |
"GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff
Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!"
www.gameknight.ca | |
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Mrs. Rune
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 6:11 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by The Beer Baron
I wish my nephew Lachlarlan would stop eating all my bananas.[/blue]
Granted. Now he just squishes all your minis inside the bananas.
I wish the flood control would let me post! | |
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/24/2006 6:19 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish I owned a 1" x 1" plot on Uranus.
Is that quote good enough to earn a spot in your sig line?
Nah, I can't quote myself in my sig. [:D]
quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish the flood control would let me post![/purple]
Granted! The flood control lets you post. Unfortunately it's not the only flood control to fail and now your living room is under water.
I wish I could quote myself in my own sig. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/24/2006 6:54 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish I could quote myself in my own sig
Granted. Oddly, for some reason despite the fact that you quote yourself in your own sig it only appears in my sig....strange, that.
I wish it was Friday [:D] | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Mrs. Rune
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 8:12 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish it was Friday [:D]
Granted. Friday and Monday have now reversed positions in the week. You now have to wait until Monday...
I wish I wasn't so bored. | |
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/24/2006 8:15 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish I wasn't so bored.[/purple]
Granted. An IRS auditor shows up at your door holding a package from a rending plant [XX(]
I wish I had a date (although I'm rather nervous about that one being granted here...) | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Mrs. Rune
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 8:32 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish I had a date (although I'm rather nervous about that one being granted here...)
Granted. Although when you go to take her hand, your hand goes right through her. It seems like she was just a hologram.
I wish Rune was home. | |
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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zenthrus
Commander
4811 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 04/24/2006 8:44 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish Rune was home
Granted. Although when you go to take his hand, your hand goes right through him....(sorry, couldn't resist). Your actual wish is granted. He's home. Of course he ignores you and hides somewhere painting minis....
I wish someone's wish (anyone's wish) would be granted in the manner which they intended it to be granted. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Mrs. Rune
Warrior
230 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 8:48 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish Rune was home
Granted. Although when you go to take his hand, your hand goes right through him....(sorry, couldn't resist). Your actual wish is granted. He's home. Of course he ignores you and hides somewhere painting minis....
I wish someone's wish (anyone's wish) would be granted in the manner which they intended it to be granted.
Ugh, I set myself up for that without realizing what I was saying [:)]
Granted, although since there's no one around, you can't prove it.
I wish it was my birthday. | |
"Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.
Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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PatEllis15
Commander
4462 Posts
| | 04/24/2006 9:38 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
wnquote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish for world piece (a little piece of Poland and a little piece of France...)
granted!
You now own 1" x 1" plots in both Poland Maine and Paris Tennessee.
I wish I owned a 1" x 1" plot on Uranus.
Come on! Why Maine AND Tennessee. If your going to own great property, just keep it ALL in Maine. Property in Poland, Paris, Mexico, Detroit, Naples, it's all right there!
Pat E | |
"Games evolve. Otherwise we'd still be pushing rocks around the dirt. What do you think the cavemen said when some dude showed up with sticks?" - Chairman7w | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
11197 Posts
The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
| | 04/25/2006 7:36 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish it was my birthday.[/purple]
Granted! Happy birthday!
I wish it was my 28th birthday.
quote:
Originally posted by PatEllis15
Come on! Why Maine AND Tennessee. If your going to own great property, just keep it ALL in Maine. Property in Poland, Paris, Mexico, Detroit, Naples, it's all right there!
Pat E
I had no idea there was a Paris Maine. | |
Ghendar - Bringin' the snark!
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider.
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Runelord151
Underboss
1203 Posts
| | 04/25/2006 8:08 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by zenthrus
Your actual wish is granted. He's home. Of course he ignores you and hides somewhere painting minis....
Ha ha ha , I like this one.....[}:)]
quote:
Originally posted by Ghendar
quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish it was my birthday.[/purple]
Granted! Happy birthday!
I wish it was my 28th birthday.
Granted. Of course everyone else remembers where your old birthdate fell, and doesn't celebrate today anyway.
I wish I didn't have to wait two more days until my next two week vacation starts! | | | |
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