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04/25/2006 9:20 AM  
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I wish I didn't have to wait two more days until my next two week vacation starts!



Granted, your vacation starts right now and is extended for two more months beyond the time you have alloted...but when you return to work you find out that your job has changed to planning other people's vacations. Never to take another vacation again.........

I wish I had more time to paint and make game terrain....

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04/25/2006 9:24 AM  
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I wish I had more time to paint and make game terrain....

Granted. Your new job is to paint and make game terrain for WoTC, unfortunatly Runelord has decided its your turn to take a vacation, during which your not allowed to paint or make game terrain.

I wish I had a two week vacation.

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04/25/2006 10:58 AM  
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I wish I had a two week vacation.



Granted! Enjoy your vacation in Hartford CT. [:D]

I wish I my next vacation was a trip to Hartford CT.



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04/25/2006 11:50 AM  
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I wish I my next vacation was a trip to Hartford CT.


Granted. That is punishment enough, there is no need to twist it.

I wish I they hand't raised the price of the Colossal Red Dragon.

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04/25/2006 1:13 PM  
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I wish I they hand't raised the price of the Colossal Red Dragon.

Granted. They only made one CRD sold it for a low price to some creep who turned around and auctioned it off on ebay with a starting price of 10x the amount their asking now.

I wish the pizza guy would hurry up and get here.I'm starvin'.

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04/25/2006 2:08 PM  
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I wish the pizza guy would hurry up and get here.I'm starvin'.



Granted. Ooops, he's there, but your pizza ended up in Hartford CT. Shouldn't have ordered from Little Caesers.

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04/25/2006 2:12 PM  
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Granted. Ooops, he's there, but your pizza ended up in Hartford CT. Shouldn't have ordered from Little Caesers.

I wish the entire first run of WotDQ minis would be sent to my shop by mistake!



Granted but MJ and I break in and get to them before you have a chance to even see them.

I wish i won't go to jail for robbing the beer baron's store [:o)]


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04/25/2006 2:28 PM  
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I wish i won't go to jail for robbing the beer baron's store [:o)]



Granted. Moments aftyer leaving the store with your stolen goods you are killed and relieved of you stolen goods by me.

I wish I had a beer.

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04/25/2006 3:28 PM  
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Originally posted by Sulaco



I wish I had a beer.



Granted! Here's a can of Schlitz circa 1976.

I wish I had a can of Black Label



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04/25/2006 3:34 PM  
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quote:
Originally posted by LazierThanYou

I wish i won't go to jail for robbing the beer baron's store [:o)]



Granted. Moments aftyer leaving the store with your stolen goods you are killed and relieved of you stolen goods by me.

I wish I had a beer.



Granted. You took the wrong box. The box you took was full of beer. The bad news is those were the sour mash lambic beers that didn't turn out.

I wish I had a Slurpee, half Pepsi and half Dr. Pepper.

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04/25/2006 4:13 PM  
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I wish I had a Slurpee, half Pepsi and half Dr. Pepper.


Granted. Too bad you forgot to ask for a cup.

I wish that everyone would just be nice to each other for a change.

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quote:
Here's a can of Schlitz circa 1976.


Like being 30 years old could make that pisswater any worse.

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04/25/2006 4:22 PM  
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Granted. Too bad you forgot to ask for a cup.

I wish that everyone would just be nice to each other for a change.




Granted - now we don't want to express our own opinions and all run the same warbands forever due to fear that you might offend someone else with our choices (and we all move to Massachusetts where this type of behavior is condoned)[:p].


I'm probably going to wish I haden't posted that!

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04/25/2006 6:02 PM  
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I'm probably going to wish I haden't posted that!



Granted. But the mass amounts off liberals in Massachusetts don't condone violence, so you should be safe for your comment.

I wish that comment doesn't make somebody mad.

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04/25/2006 6:40 PM  
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Originally posted by K Rich
I wish that comment doesn't make somebody mad.


Granted. It doesn't make somebody mad. It makes everybody mad.

I wish for more wishes.

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04/25/2006 6:56 PM  
Granted. Keep on posting!

I wish I'd see these leaked pictures everyone is talking about, with WOTC approval of course!

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04/25/2006 7:05 PM  
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Originally posted by The Beer Baron
I wish I'd see these leaked pictures everyone is talking about, with WOTC approval of course!


Granted. Sort of. You can see one today, one tomorrow, and one every day for 16 days. Then there are no more. Aren't I just a benevolent genie Glabrezu?

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/mi/20060425d

I wish it was Friday and WotC included the name of the leaked mini (assuming they reveal them in left-to-right, descending order).

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04/26/2006 8:01 AM  
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I wish it was Friday and WotC included the name of the leaked mini (assuming they reveal them in left-to-right, descending order).



Granted - it's Friday and the first mini's name is Bernie.

I wish someone would leak the Bloodwars pictures (DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!).
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04/26/2006 8:31 AM  
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Originally posted by Runelord151

Granted - it's Friday and the first mini's name is Bernie.

I wish someone would leak the Bloodwars pictures (DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!).



I thought its name was Fred?

Anyway, granted!
The Bloodwars pics are released by an unnamed baatezu photographer. Unfortunately all you can see is blood in the photos. Duh, Blood war, hello? [:p]

I wish I could answer wishes more creatively.



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04/26/2006 9:29 AM  
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I wish I could answer wishes more creatively.

Granted but unfortunatly by the time you type them someone else beats you to the punch everytime.

I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house.

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04/26/2006 9:50 AM  
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I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house.



Granted. They finish early snd leave. However after they leave, you find they finished quickly because they neglected to use any nails, screws or bolts. Your house quickly falls apart and it starts to rain.

I wish it was quiet.

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04/26/2006 10:00 AM  
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I wish it was quiet.



Granted! You are now deaf.

I wish I worked closer to home.

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04/26/2006 10:02 AM  
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quote:
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I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house.



Granted. They finish early and leave. However after they leave, you find they finished quickly because they neglected to use any nails, screws or bolts. Your house quickly falls apart and it starts to rain.

I wish it was quiet.



Granted. You awake and it is quite. Sadly, you missed the memo about the one day only, greatest day of givaways ever at the mall. Everyone is there.

I wish I didn't have to work so late.

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04/26/2006 2:41 PM  
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quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune

quote:
Originally posted by wolfsbane114

I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house.



Granted. They finish early and leave. However after they leave, you find they finished quickly because they neglected to use any nails, screws or bolts. Your house quickly falls apart and it starts to rain.

I wish it was quiet.



Granted. You awake and it is quite. Sadly, you missed the memo about the one day only, greatest day of givaways ever at the mall. Everyone is there.

I wish I didn't have to work so late.




Granted! They fire you.




quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish it was quiet.



Granted! You are now deaf.

I wish I worked closer to home.



Granted! Your workplace relocates into your living room.


I wish I knew what it was all about.



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04/26/2006 3:38 PM  
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I wish I knew what it was all about.



Granted, It or Ginger is all about gyroscopes, moviestars, and trying to revolutionizing the way we all get to work. Unfortunately It was a big flop and now we are relegated with the term Segway being used as corporate buzzword lingo from now until armageddon.[)]

I wish I had a segway.....

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04/26/2006 4:31 PM  
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I wish I had a segway.....



Granted. Since segway isn't a word you can have as many as you like. You also receive a segue from Beethoven's Fifth (symphony, not vodka) and move right along to the next movement.

I wish I had a Dire Chicken mini [:P]

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04/26/2006 5:09 PM  
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I wish I had a Dire Chicken mini [:P]



Granted, however you wake up during the night and step in a pile of dire chicken poo.

I wish I had taco bell for supper

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04/26/2006 5:45 PM  
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I wish I had taco bell for supper



Granted. Zenako's dire chicken was ground up and put in your chalupa.

I wish me neighbor would turn the music down.

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04/26/2006 5:57 PM  
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I wish me neighbor would turn the music down.



Granted, intead, they start shooting off firewoeks.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

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04/26/2006 6:02 PM  
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I wish I could think of something to wish for.



Granted. A genie recommends the special.

I wish my lawn was greener.

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04/26/2006 8:26 PM  
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I wish my lawn was greener.



Granted! Some hooligans invade your yard and spray paint your grass a nice neon green.

I wish I was a hooligan.



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04/27/2006 2:56 PM  
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quote:
Originally posted by Runelord151
I wish I had a segway.....



Granted. Since segway isn't a word you can have as many as you like. You also receive a segue from Beethoven's Fifth (symphony, not vodka) and move right along to the next movement.

I wish I had a Dire Chicken mini [:P]



He meant this kind of segway. This invention was gonna change the world, then didn't.

http://www.segway.com/



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04/27/2006 3:18 PM  
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I wish I was a hooligan.



Granted! Instantly you are addicted to soccer and rugby and do this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1338445/posts

I wish my dog's lips weren't so slimy (she's a mastiff).

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04/27/2006 4:44 PM  
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I wish my dog's lips weren't so slimy (she's a mastiff).


Uggh! Me too! Slimy dogs are disgusting.

I wish I could grant Username's wish.

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04/27/2006 6:16 PM  
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quote:
Originally posted by Username

I wish my dog's lips weren't so slimy (she's a mastiff).


Uggh! Me too! Slimy dogs are disgusting.

I wish I could grant Username's wish.



Granted! You grant Username's wish by removing his dog's lips.

I wish I wasn't balding...

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04/27/2006 6:52 PM  
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I wish I wasn't balding...


Granted. You're now completely bald.

I wish segways weren't overpriced and underwhelming.

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04/27/2006 8:04 PM  
Granted, they become extremely cheap and over-whelming but for some odd reason cause cancer.
I wish I new what was going on in my design fundamentals class.

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04/27/2006 8:31 PM  
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I wish I new what was going on in my design fundamentals class.


Granted, but knowing is only half the battle.

I wish people would stop talking about talking about the leaked pictures and would just discuss minis. Or the perfect crime. Or toasters.

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04/27/2006 8:39 PM  
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I wish people would stop talking about talking about the leaked pictures and would just discuss minis. Or the perfect crime. Or toasters.



Granted - now people are discussing the new leaked pictures of GE's newest line of toasters.

I wish that wotc would just finnish making all the MM1 monsters into minis and get it over with....

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04/27/2006 8:39 PM  
Granted. But now the Toaster Production Company comes to these boards and begs the maxmini users not to talk about the latest toaster leaks.

I wish they didn`t do the Bluespawn Godslayer and waste a huge slot.

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04/27/2006 8:44 PM  
Geeee... Rune beat me! :)
And we even cam eup with the same idea. *chuckles*

Ok answering Runelords wish then.

>I wish that wotc would just finnish making all the MM1 monsters into minis and get it over with....

Granted. But now 80% of the minibuyers feel they don`t need any more minis and they stop the mini line alltogether due to dropping sales.


I wish they didn`t do the Bluespawn Godslayer and waste a huge slot. (hypocritic here)

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