griffrat Commander
 3506 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 9:20 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by Runelord151 I wish I didn't have to wait two more days until my next two week vacation starts!
Granted, your vacation starts right now and is extended for two more months beyond the time you have alloted...but when you return to work you find out that your job has changed to planning other people's vacations. Never to take another vacation again.........
I wish I had more time to paint and make game terrain.... | | Ambassador of FUN!!! | |
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wolfsbane114 Warrior
 327 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 9:24 AM |
| quote: I wish I had more time to paint and make game terrain....
Granted. Your new job is to paint and make game terrain for WoTC, unfortunatly Runelord has decided its your turn to take a vacation, during which your not allowed to paint or make game terrain.
I wish I had a two week vacation. | | Champion of Flint Fireforge Knight of The DarkMantle KoK: The Easily Swayed "I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11102 Posts



 In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
 | | 04/25/2006 10:58 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish I had a two week vacation.
Granted! Enjoy your vacation in Hartford CT. [:D]
I wish I my next vacation was a trip to Hartford CT. | |

Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Sulaco Underboss
 1605 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 11:50 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by Ghendar
I wish I my next vacation was a trip to Hartford CT.
Granted. That is punishment enough, there is no need to twist it.
I wish I they hand't raised the price of the Colossal Red Dragon. | | Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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wolfsbane114 Warrior
 327 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 1:13 PM |
| quote: I wish I they hand't raised the price of the Colossal Red Dragon.
Granted. They only made one CRD sold it for a low price to some creep who turned around and auctioned it off on ebay with a starting price of 10x the amount their asking now.
I wish the pizza guy would hurry up and get here.I'm starvin'. | | Champion of Flint Fireforge Knight of The DarkMantle KoK: The Easily Swayed "I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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The Beer Baron Underboss
 1551 Posts



 "Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
 | | 04/25/2006 2:08 PM |
| quote:
I wish the pizza guy would hurry up and get here.I'm starvin'.
Granted. Ooops, he's there, but your pizza ended up in Hartford CT. Shouldn't have ordered from Little Caesers.
I wish the entire first run of WotDQ minis would be sent to my shop by mistake! | | "GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!" www.gameknight.ca | |
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LazierThanYou Skirmisher
 32 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 2:12 PM |
| quote: Granted. Ooops, he's there, but your pizza ended up in Hartford CT. Shouldn't have ordered from Little Caesers.
I wish the entire first run of WotDQ minis would be sent to my shop by mistake!
Granted but MJ and I break in and get to them before you have a chance to even see them.
I wish i won't go to jail for robbing the beer baron's store [:o)] | | | |
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Sulaco Underboss
 1605 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 2:28 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by LazierThanYou
I wish i won't go to jail for robbing the beer baron's store [:o)]
Granted. Moments aftyer leaving the store with your stolen goods you are killed and relieved of you stolen goods by me.
I wish I had a beer. | | Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11102 Posts



 In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
 | | 04/25/2006 3:28 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Sulaco
I wish I had a beer.
Granted! Here's a can of Schlitz circa 1976.
I wish I had a can of Black Label | |

Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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The Beer Baron Underboss
 1551 Posts



 "Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
 | | 04/25/2006 3:34 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Sulaco
quote: Originally posted by LazierThanYou
I wish i won't go to jail for robbing the beer baron's store [:o)]
Granted. Moments aftyer leaving the store with your stolen goods you are killed and relieved of you stolen goods by me.
I wish I had a beer.
Granted. You took the wrong box. The box you took was full of beer. The bad news is those were the sour mash lambic beers that didn't turn out.
I wish I had a Slurpee, half Pepsi and half Dr. Pepper. | | "GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!" www.gameknight.ca | |
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Sulaco Underboss
 1605 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 4:13 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by The Beer Baron
I wish I had a Slurpee, half Pepsi and half Dr. Pepper.
Granted. Too bad you forgot to ask for a cup.
I wish that everyone would just be nice to each other for a change.
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quote: Here's a can of Schlitz circa 1976.
Like being 30 years old could make that pisswater any worse. | | Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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Runelord151 Underboss
 1203 Posts



 | | 04/25/2006 4:22 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Sulaco Granted. Too bad you forgot to ask for a cup.
I wish that everyone would just be nice to each other for a change.
Granted - now we don't want to express our own opinions and all run the same warbands forever due to fear that you might offend someone else with our choices (and we all move to Massachusetts where this type of behavior is condoned)[:p].
I'm probably going to wish I haden't posted that!
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K Rich Sneak
 69 Posts




 | | 04/25/2006 6:02 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Runelord151 [br
I'm probably going to wish I haden't posted that!
Granted. But the mass amounts off liberals in Massachusetts don't condone violence, so you should be safe for your comment.
I wish that comment doesn't make somebody mad. | | For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4788 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 04/25/2006 6:40 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by K Rich I wish that comment doesn't make somebody mad.
Granted. It doesn't make somebody mad. It makes everybody mad.
I wish for more wishes. | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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The Beer Baron Underboss
 1551 Posts



 "Champion of the Centaur Commander. Knight of the Gnoll Druid. Vindicated Champion of the Dragon Wrought Kobold!
 | | 04/25/2006 6:56 PM |
| Granted. Keep on posting!
I wish I'd see these leaked pictures everyone is talking about, with WOTC approval of course! | | "GameKnight Games and Cool Stuff Winnipeg's source for RPGs and minis!" www.gameknight.ca | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4788 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 04/25/2006 7:05 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by The Beer Baron I wish I'd see these leaked pictures everyone is talking about, with WOTC approval of course!
Granted. Sort of. You can see one today, one tomorrow, and one every day for 16 days. Then there are no more. Aren't I just a benevolent genie Glabrezu?
http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/mi/20060425d
I wish it was Friday and WotC included the name of the leaked mini (assuming they reveal them in left-to-right, descending order). | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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Runelord151 Underboss
 1203 Posts



 | | 04/26/2006 8:01 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by zenthrus
I wish it was Friday and WotC included the name of the leaked mini (assuming they reveal them in left-to-right, descending order).
Granted - it's Friday and the first mini's name is Bernie.
I wish someone would leak the Bloodwars pictures (DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!). | | | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11102 Posts



 In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
 | | 04/26/2006 8:31 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by Runelord151
Granted - it's Friday and the first mini's name is Bernie.
I wish someone would leak the Bloodwars pictures (DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!).
I thought its name was Fred?
Anyway, granted! The Bloodwars pics are released by an unnamed baatezu photographer. Unfortunately all you can see is blood in the photos. Duh, Blood war, hello? [:p]
I wish I could answer wishes more creatively. | |

Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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wolfsbane114 Warrior
 327 Posts




 | | 04/26/2006 9:29 AM |
| quote: I wish I could answer wishes more creatively.
Granted but unfortunatly by the time you type them someone else beats you to the punch everytime.
I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house. | | Champion of Flint Fireforge Knight of The DarkMantle KoK: The Easily Swayed "I use to have a working probelm, until it got in the way of my gaming." | |
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Mrs. Rune Warrior
 230 Posts




 | | 04/26/2006 9:50 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house.
Granted. They finish early snd leave. However after they leave, you find they finished quickly because they neglected to use any nails, screws or bolts. Your house quickly falls apart and it starts to rain.
I wish it was quiet. | | "Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad Sergeant
 470 Posts




 | | 04/26/2006 10:00 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Rune I wish it was quiet.
Granted! You are now deaf.
I wish I worked closer to home. | | Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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ShadowLord XT Commander
 2626 Posts



 Plane of Shadow
 | | 04/26/2006 10:02 AM |
| quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
quote: Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house.
Granted. They finish early and leave. However after they leave, you find they finished quickly because they neglected to use any nails, screws or bolts. Your house quickly falls apart and it starts to rain.
I wish it was quiet.
Granted. You awake and it is quite. Sadly, you missed the memo about the one day only, greatest day of givaways ever at the mall. Everyone is there.
I wish I didn't have to work so late. | | Disipline is the only way to overcome chaos. Champion of Half-Golems Knight of Golems "This world is made for love and peace" - Trigun "anyway..shadow..you've figured women out. KUDOS." - raye_kino16 | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11102 Posts



 In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
 | | 04/26/2006 2:41 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by ShadowLord XT
quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
quote: Originally posted by wolfsbane114
I wish they would hurry up and get done renovating my house.
Granted. They finish early and leave. However after they leave, you find they finished quickly because they neglected to use any nails, screws or bolts. Your house quickly falls apart and it starts to rain.
I wish it was quiet.
Granted. You awake and it is quite. Sadly, you missed the memo about the one day only, greatest day of givaways ever at the mall. Everyone is there.
I wish I didn't have to work so late.
Granted! They fire you.
quote: Originally posted by Lachlarlan_the_Mad
quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Rune I wish it was quiet.
Granted! You are now deaf.
I wish I worked closer to home.
Granted! Your workplace relocates into your living room.
I wish I knew what it was all about. | |

Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Runelord151 Underboss
 1203 Posts



 | | 04/26/2006 3:38 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Ghendar I wish I knew what it was all about.
Granted, It or Ginger is all about gyroscopes, moviestars, and trying to revolutionizing the way we all get to work. Unfortunately It was a big flop and now we are relegated with the term Segway being used as corporate buzzword lingo from now until armageddon.[)]
I wish I had a segway..... | | | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4788 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 04/26/2006 4:31 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Runelord151 I wish I had a segway.....
Granted. Since segway isn't a word you can have as many as you like. You also receive a segue from Beethoven's Fifth (symphony, not vodka) and move right along to the next movement.
I wish I had a Dire Chicken mini [:P] | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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Mrs. Rune Warrior
 230 Posts




 | | 04/26/2006 5:09 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by zenthrus I wish I had a Dire Chicken mini [:P]
Granted, however you wake up during the night and step in a pile of dire chicken poo.
I wish I had taco bell for supper | | "Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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bigbadjon Sergeant
 546 Posts




 | | 04/26/2006 5:45 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Rune I wish I had taco bell for supper
Granted. Zenako's dire chicken was ground up and put in your chalupa.
I wish me neighbor would turn the music down. | | Evil triumphs when good men fail their morale saves. | |
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Mrs. Rune Warrior
 230 Posts




 | | 04/26/2006 5:57 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by bigbadjon I wish me neighbor would turn the music down.
Granted, intead, they start shooting off firewoeks.
I wish I could think of something to wish for. | | "Today is gone. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. Every day, from here to there, funny things are everywhere." Dr. Seuss | |
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bigbadjon Sergeant
 546 Posts




 | | 04/26/2006 6:02 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Rune
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Granted. A genie recommends the special.
I wish my lawn was greener. | | Evil triumphs when good men fail their morale saves. | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11102 Posts



 In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
 | | 04/26/2006 8:26 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by bigbadjon
I wish my lawn was greener.
Granted! Some hooligans invade your yard and spray paint your grass a nice neon green.
I wish I was a hooligan. | |

Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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nyjastul69 Commander
 2710 Posts



 Rhode Island
 | | 04/27/2006 2:56 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by zenthrus
quote: Originally posted by Runelord151 I wish I had a segway.....
Granted. Since segway isn't a word you can have as many as you like. You also receive a segue from Beethoven's Fifth (symphony, not vodka) and move right along to the next movement.
I wish I had a Dire Chicken mini [:P]
He meant this kind of segway. This invention was gonna change the world, then didn't.
http://www.segway.com/
| | You know, I keep thinking that after the new design team gets done with D&D 4e, D&D won't stand for Dungeons and Dragons anymore, because well, that's just not fun. It's old and stuffy. - Originally Posted by BabWryter on Kenzerco.com | |
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Username Warlord
 5557 Posts




 | | 04/27/2006 3:18 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Ghendar I wish I was a hooligan.
Granted! Instantly you are addicted to soccer and rugby and do this: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1338445/posts
I wish my dog's lips weren't so slimy (she's a mastiff). | | Originally posted by Schooly_D Username - he deals in minis Champion of Lhesh Haruuc Shaarat'kor | |
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Sulaco Underboss
 1605 Posts




 | | 04/27/2006 4:44 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Username
I wish my dog's lips weren't so slimy (she's a mastiff).
Uggh! Me too! Slimy dogs are disgusting.
I wish I could grant Username's wish. | | Champion of the Gelatinous Cube. Nemesis of Gnomes and Dinosaurs.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. ~ Terry Pratchett | |
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Lachlarlan_the_Mad Sergeant
 470 Posts




 | | 04/27/2006 6:16 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Sulaco
quote: Originally posted by Username
I wish my dog's lips weren't so slimy (she's a mastiff).
Uggh! Me too! Slimy dogs are disgusting.
I wish I could grant Username's wish.
Granted! You grant Username's wish by removing his dog's lips.
I wish I wasn't balding...
| | Champion of the Mimic; Knight of the Caryatid Column Called Shots: Unhallowed - Tomb Mote Vindicated Called Shots: Blood Wars - Solar Aberrations 60/60, Deathknell 60/60, Angelfire 60/60, Underdark 60/60, Wardrums 60/60, WotDQ 60/60 | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4788 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 04/27/2006 6:52 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by Lachlarlan_the_Mad I wish I wasn't balding...
Granted. You're now completely bald.
I wish segways weren't overpriced and underwhelming. | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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Eliminator53 Sergeant
 628 Posts




 | | 04/27/2006 8:04 PM |
| Granted, they become extremely cheap and over-whelming but for some odd reason cause cancer. I wish I new what was going on in my design fundamentals class. | | Champion of Tavern Stripper Knight of Knights Squire of Death Giants Somethin-or-another of Big Arse Swords | |
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 Wrackspawn ChristopherGroves Warlord
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Runelord151 Underboss
 1203 Posts



 | | 04/27/2006 8:39 PM |
| quote: Originally posted by ChristopherGroves I wish people would stop talking about talking about the leaked pictures and would just discuss minis. Or the perfect crime. Or toasters.
Granted - now people are discussing the new leaked pictures of GE's newest line of toasters.
I wish that wotc would just finnish making all the MM1 monsters into minis and get it over with.... | | | |
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Amurayi Underboss
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Amurayi Underboss
 1471 Posts




 | | 04/27/2006 8:44 PM |
| Geeee... Rune beat me! :) And we even cam eup with the same idea. *chuckles*
Ok answering Runelords wish then.
>I wish that wotc would just finnish making all the MM1 monsters into minis and get it over with....
Granted. But now 80% of the minibuyers feel they don`t need any more minis and they stop the mini line alltogether due to dropping sales.
I wish they didn`t do the Bluespawn Godslayer and waste a huge slot. (hypocritic here)
| | Upcoming Set Spoilers & Terrain tiles: www.lemonbutter.com/dd/ My Have/Want List | References | Complete Trade History Postal fee from US to Germany is only $4.50 or $8.40! Fee from Germany to US is $32.20. So please stop complaining about high shipping costs. Doin' it all for the plastics, right? | |
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