In my eberron campaign on a rather wild night out in Sharn the party encountered a trio of drunken ogre poets who wished to have a poetry contest and grabbed the heroes for judges. Not being poetically inclined I cheated and used this lovely site to create some random rhymes....

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

Amongst some of the talented verses the ogres had were...

Ogre Poetry

crying dogs and dying hogs undigested
I made time to see you you said so what
transported to the dreams of the unaffected,
Is there any truth to that?

flowers and handmaids and other tasty dishes
Let's ride on down to old Ikea
And whatever it is, I think 'tis she!
Mashed potatoes, where's the gravy baby?

tavern brawls and sinister malts
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow
leaving us below the salt
through all this pain my roots will surely grow

love is like a axe through the bladder
Whistles gently through the turgid bones of the world
Knock the head off my darling sweet sloped shoulders
And the butlers have traveled the world

griffin steaks and half elf maids dancing
And I think this is all very tiring
Angered by moronic putting.
Then again, what is time when you're in infinity?