vanrulzz
Commander
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| I just accidentally stapled my finger. It hurts and its bleeding a lot.
So dont staple your finger. | | | |
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jacksonm
Warlord
5560 Posts
River City
| | 06/22/2007 12:27 PM |
| | Sage advice indeed. | | | |
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vanrulzz
Commander
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| Posted By jacksonm on 06/22/2007 12:27 PM
Sage advice indeed.
yep it is. | | | |
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Wraithborne
Commander
4195 Posts
West Virginia
| | 06/22/2007 3:40 PM |
| A buddy of mine that worked in a pallet yard stapled his hand to a pallet with a powered staple gun, so it could be worse.
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Wolfgang
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Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 06/22/2007 3:46 PM |
| | that's nasty | |
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Vrecknidj
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United States
| | 06/22/2007 4:01 PM |
| That belongs in the Memorable Injuries Thread.
I saw a kid put a staple through his finger in 1st grade. We were all in line to use the stapler. He was in front of me. After he stapled his finger, he told the teacher that I told him to do it. Only, of course, I didn't. Didn't matter--I got in trouble anyway. That's okay, the teacher was fired at the end of the school year. She was awful.
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Ghendar
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The G Spot
| | 06/22/2007 4:03 PM |
| | You ever grab a hot soldering iron? Don't, trust me. See the memorable injuries thread for details. | |
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| | 06/22/2007 5:04 PM |
| | Touching a hot glue gun is a great way to wake in the morning. | |
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Faragdar the Wise
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| | 06/22/2007 5:10 PM |
| Posted By Cthulhufnord on 06/22/2007 5:04 PM
Touching a hot glue gun is a great way to wake in the morning. I don't doubt it's effective. "Great", I seriously doubt.  | |
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vanrulzz
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| | 06/22/2007 8:49 PM |
| Posted By Vrecknidj on 06/22/2007 4:01 PM That belongs in the Memorable Injuries Thread. I saw a kid put a staple through his finger in 1st grade. We were all in line to use the stapler. He was in front of me. After he stapled his finger, he told the teacher that I told him to do it. Only, of course, I didn't. Didn't matter--I got in trouble anyway. That's okay, the teacher was fired at the end of the school year. She was awful. Dave
did he do it on purpose? | | | |
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Thenameless
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11426 Posts
The Fortress of Solitude
| | 06/22/2007 10:47 PM |
| Posted By Ghendar on 06/22/2007 4:03 PM
You ever grab a hot soldering iron? Don't, trust me. See the memorable injuries thread for details.
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Cthulhufnord
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10983 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 06/22/2007 11:07 PM |
| During my brief stint with Starbucks my body became so de-sensitized to coffee (a cup every 10-15minutes) that I started grabbing the milk steamers "by accident" in orer to wake myself. | |
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ShadowLord XT
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Plane of Shadow
| | 06/23/2007 5:13 AM |
| Posted By Cthulhufnord on 06/22/2007 11:07 PM During my brief stint with Starbucks my body became so de-sensitized to coffee (a cup every 10-15minutes) that I started grabbing the milk steamers "by accident" in orer to wake myself.
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Wolfgang
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Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 06/23/2007 6:33 AM |
| Posted By Cthulhufnord on 06/22/2007 11:07 PM
During my brief stint with Starbucks my body became so de-sensitized to coffee (a cup every 10-15minutes) that I started grabbing the milk steamers "by accident" in orer to wake myself.
That was you? I remember that thread.
Hey, do you still have that picture you drew without knowing?
lets see lets see
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bigbadjon
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546 Posts
| | 06/23/2007 6:40 AM |
| | I stapled my finger once and I still feel stupid to this day. I was just staplin' the paper train, not payin' attention, and bam! Got bit by a Swingline. | |
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vanrulzz
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| | 06/23/2007 8:26 AM |
| | iguess im not the only one | | | |
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Pedro
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| | 06/23/2007 11:24 AM |
| That must hurt a lot. | |
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Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 06/23/2007 2:51 PM |
| Posted By ShadowLord XT on 06/23/2007 5:13 AM Posted By Cthulhufnord on 06/22/2007 11:07 PM During my brief stint with Starbucks my body became so de-sensitized to coffee (a cup every 10-15minutes) that I started grabbing the milk steamers "by accident" in orer to wake myself. That was you? I remember that thread. Hey, do you still have that picture you drew without knowing?
I'm not sure if it's still around. I barely remember doing that. | |
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WakeXX
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10147 Posts
Edinboro PA
| | 06/23/2007 11:05 PM |
| Posted By vanrulzz on 06/22/2007 12:09 PM
I just accidentally stapled my finger. It hurts and its bleeding a lot.
So dont staple your finger.
You should try and avoid doing that. | | | |
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Teflon Jeff
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Sector 2814
| | 06/23/2007 11:17 PM |
| right, no finger stapling.
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Wraithborne
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4195 Posts
West Virginia
| | 06/24/2007 6:51 PM |
| | And seeing as you're still in school, if some guy (like me) is standing there talking to you while you're cutting the form for your CO2 powered car on the band saw in shop class, don't look at him and keep cutting. That was a lot of blood. | |
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Ryoga
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1124 Posts
Coquimbo - Chile / Italia
| | 06/24/2007 9:41 PM |
| Posted By Vrecknidj on 06/22/2007 4:01 PM
I saw a kid put a staple through his finger in 1st grade. We were all in line to use the stapler. He was in front of me. After he stapled his finger, he told the teacher that I told him to do it. Only, of course, I didn't. Didn't matter--I got in trouble anyway. That's okay, the teacher was fired at the end of the school year. She was awful.
Dave
Please dave tell us the truth.... you tell that guy to staple his finger... dont be shame...
Hehe 
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Vrecknidj
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10425 Posts
United States
| | 06/25/2007 4:43 AM |
| Posted By vanrulzz on 06/22/2007 8:49 PM Posted By Vrecknidj on 06/22/2007 4:01 PM That belongs in the Memorable Injuries Thread. I saw a kid put a staple through his finger in 1st grade. We were all in line to use the stapler. He was in front of me. After he stapled his finger, he told the teacher that I told him to do it. Only, of course, I didn't. Didn't matter--I got in trouble anyway. That's okay, the teacher was fired at the end of the school year. She was awful. Dave did he do it on purpose?
Dave
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gss_000
Commander
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| | 06/25/2007 10:19 AM |
| What's surprising about this thread, is that he stapled his finger, and then decided to type to us about the injury, probably using said finger. That's dedication. | |
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vanrulzz
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| | 06/25/2007 10:34 AM |
| Posted By gss_000 on 06/25/2007 10:19 AM What's surprising about this thread, is that he stapled his finger, and then decided to type to us about the injury, probably using said finger. That's dedication. 
seeing as it was my right index, even clicking is hard. i just used my fingernails for a couple of days but now its better. | | | |
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gss_000
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Baltimore, MD
| | 06/25/2007 1:48 PM |
| | Good to hear. | |
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Teflon Jeff
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| | 06/25/2007 1:57 PM |
| | Catastophe averted! | |
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vanrulzz
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| | 06/26/2007 11:50 AM |
| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 06/25/2007 1:57 PM
Catastophe averted!
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