Pedro
Commander
3926 Posts
    
Czech Republic
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| Hi,
I wonder what's with all the hate towards this man. It all started a while ago, but I don't know why.
Things like:
It is believed that Chuck Norris' tears can cure the cancer. A pity he has never cried.
or:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
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Diomedes
Commander
3185 Posts
| | 06/26/2007 8:18 AM |
| That's not quite chuck norris hate. It was an internet fad a few years ago to depict Chuck Norris as the ultimate tough guy. Hence you would think of the biggest most boastful statement you could and toss it out there as a joke.
My favorite was always, "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
Anyhow, now there's more Chuck Norris hate just because so many folks got sick of hearing the jokes 24/7. | |
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Ghendar
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13099 Posts
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| Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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gss_000
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| | Check out his TV show and it will become clear. | |
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vanrulzz
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| | its not chuck norris hate, its chuck norris LOVE. | | | |
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Wolfgang
Warlord
6637 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 06/26/2007 3:30 PM |
| its not chuck norris hate, its chuck norris LOVE.
no no it's not i hate him
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Edmonton, Alberta
| | 06/26/2007 10:18 PM |
| | I like: "Chuck NOrris doesn't get wet when he jumps into a lake, the lake gets Chuck Norris." | |
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Teflon Jeff
Warlord
7908 Posts
Sector 2814
| | 06/26/2007 10:19 PM |
| It's hilarious is what it is.
My favorite was always:
A thief takes everyting that is nailed down.
A master thief takes everything that is nailed down.
Chuck Norris takes the nails. | |
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nyjastul69
Commander
2731 Posts
Rhode Island
| | 06/27/2007 6:38 AM |
| Posted By Vrecknidj on 06/27/2007 6:01 AM
Chuck Norris v. Drizzt
Anyone, anyone?
Dave
It depends on the setting. In FR it's Drizzt all day. A hollywood movie? Chuck takes the cake. | |
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Diomedes
Commander
3185 Posts
| | 06/27/2007 7:06 AM |
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It depends on the setting. In FR it's Drizzt all day. A hollywood movie? Chuck takes the cake.
I think you're _vastly_ underestimating Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. | |
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Ghendar
Warlord
13099 Posts
Mud Lick, Kentucky
| | 06/27/2007 7:20 AM |
| Drizzt Vs Chuck?
Drizzt can wield two weapons at once, Unfortunately for Drizzt, Chuck Norris is four weapons at once. | |
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I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM
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Teflon Jeff
Warlord
7908 Posts
Sector 2814
| | 06/27/2007 7:29 AM |
| Do'urden Vs. Norris?
Drizzt hides in darkness and strikes with light. Chuck Norris round house kicked the universe to CREATE shadow and light. | |
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Ghendar
Warlord
13099 Posts
Mud Lick, Kentucky
| | 06/27/2007 7:42 AM |
| | Drizzt swung both swords at Chuck. Chuck caught both blades in his teeth, bit them in two and spit the broken blades back into Drizzt's eyes, killing him. | |
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I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM
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Wraithborne
Warlord
5309 Posts
The Red Light District
| | 06/27/2007 8:05 AM |
| My favorite was
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. | |
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gss_000
Commander
3204 Posts
Baltimore, MD
| | 06/27/2007 11:36 AM |
| | Didn't Chuck Norris train Drizzt? | |
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WakeXX
Warlord
10152 Posts
Edinboro PA
| | 06/27/2007 4:01 PM |
| Posted By Wraithborne on 06/27/2007 8:05 AM My favorite was
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear them because there's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris... | | | |
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WakeXX
Warlord
10152 Posts
Edinboro PA
| | 06/27/2007 4:02 PM |
| | If wonder if Chuck Norris could throw a punch so fast that even Chuck Norris couldn't dodge it? | | | |
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zenthrus
Warlord
5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 06/27/2007 8:30 PM |
| Posted By WakeXX on 06/27/2007 4:01 PM
 there's no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris... Bruce Lee needs no protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris takes double damage from Bruce Lee 
There is no evolution. There is only a list of creatures which Chuck Norris decided to let live.
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The Fortress of Solitude
| | 06/27/2007 9:01 PM |
| | That's some pretty good stuff guys. Thanks for making me laugh. | |
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Sirohk
Commander
3938 Posts
USA
| | 06/28/2007 3:20 AM |
| Posted By Vrecknidj on 06/27/2007 6:01 AM
Chuck Norris v. Drizzt
Anyone, anyone?
Dave
Chuck takes out Drizzt in all instances. He has been trained in the Octagon.Â
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10493 Posts
United States
| | 06/28/2007 4:27 AM |
| Posted By WakeXX on 06/27/2007 4:02 PM
If wonder if Chuck Norris could throw a punch so fast that even Chuck Norris couldn't dodge it? Of course. Then again, only Chuck Norris is fast enough so that he could dodge the fastest punch thrown by Chuck Norris.
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Ghendar
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13099 Posts
Mud Lick, Kentucky
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| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 06/27/2007 7:29 AM
Chuck Norris round house kicked the universe to CREATE shadow and light.
And before that he round house kicked oblivion which caused the Big Bang.
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I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
I dont mind butting heads every once in a while. It makes thing interesting. Thats why I'd be heartbroken if Ghendar ever left - Posted By Count Dooku on 04/03/2006 11:58 AM
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| | 06/28/2007 9:11 AM |
| Posted By Vrecknidj on 06/27/2007 6:01 AM
Chuck Norris v. Drizzt
Anyone, anyone?
Dave
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gss_000
Commander
3204 Posts
Baltimore, MD
| | 06/28/2007 11:30 AM |
| No way. Drizzt, because while Chuck Norris slowed down the film to make it look like he could do martial arts, Drizzt would just eviscerate him.  | |
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zenthrus
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5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 06/28/2007 11:42 AM |
| Posted By gss_000 on 06/28/2007 11:30 AM Drizzt would just eviscerate him.
Otherwise Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Twinkle and Icingdeath so that they flew up in the air and landed in Drizzt's eyes.
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Warlord
7908 Posts
Sector 2814
| | 06/28/2007 2:17 PM |
| Every four years, Chuck Norris beats another 24 hours into February.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
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Pedro
Commander
3926 Posts
Czech Republic
| | 06/28/2007 2:45 PM |
| But do you know his actual response to all of this? He sure can't be much pleased | |
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Diomedes
Commander
3185 Posts
| | 06/28/2007 3:51 PM |
| But do you know his actual response to all of this? He sure can't be much pleased [Sad] [Sad]
He's amused by it, he's picked his favorite "facts" and has tried to spin the whole thing into selling copies of his autobiography.
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Wolfgang
Warlord
6637 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 06/28/2007 4:10 PM |
| But do you know his actual response to all of this? He sure can't be much pleased
who cares it's chuck norris | |
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5132 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 06/28/2007 4:10 PM |
| Posted By Pedro on 06/28/2007 2:45 PM But do you know his actual response to all of this? He sure can't be much pleased
Chuck Norris is always pleased. He's Chuck Norris.
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gss_000
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3204 Posts
Baltimore, MD
| | 06/28/2007 6:14 PM |
| Posted By Pedro on 06/28/2007 2:45 PM But do you know his actual response to all of this? He sure can't be much pleased
I'd be psyched, it means people stillknow who he is and he isn't relegated to pop culture obscurity. Without those jokes, I bet he would have less of a career and you'd only see him on late night informercials.
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WakeXX
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10152 Posts
Edinboro PA
| | 06/29/2007 11:49 PM |
| Posted By gss_000 on 06/28/2007 6:14 PM Posted By Pedro on 06/28/2007 2:45 PM But do you know his actual response to all of this? He sure can't be much pleased I'd be psyched, it means people stillknow who he is and he isn't relegated to pop culture obscurity. Without those jokes, I bet he would have less of a career and you'd only see him on late night informercials.
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Wraithborne
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5309 Posts
The Red Light District
| | 06/30/2007 5:40 AM |
| | Love the new Avatar WakeXX!! | |
Eye dun no why youse guys think im not relly a person im jimgang from canada but im moving to cali as soon as i get a master card
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Teflon Jeff
Warlord
7908 Posts
Sector 2814
| | 06/30/2007 7:40 AM |
| Okay, wakeXX, that is freakin awesome!
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gss_000
Commander
3204 Posts
Baltimore, MD
| | 06/30/2007 11:03 AM |
| Well,hear it from the horse's mouth:
Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris | |
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gss_000
Commander
3204 Posts
Baltimore, MD
| | 06/30/2007 10:30 PM |
| | I was wondering what people were talking about because until now I only saw the old avatar. All I can say is, it's sacrilicious. | |
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10152 Posts
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| | 06/30/2007 11:40 PM |
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