zenthrus
Commander
4836 Posts
    
SLC, UT
 | | 06/13/2008 9:01 AM |
| Which animals are the most popular on a farm?
Brown chicken, brown cow.
(punchline has to be said fairly quickly and out loud)  | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
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vanrulzz
Underboss
2468 Posts
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| | 06/13/2008 9:34 AM |
| | i dont get it. | | | |
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Pedro
Commander
3922 Posts
Czech Republic
| | 06/13/2008 10:32 AM |
| | It sounds like bow-chicka-wow-wow or how is it. Some old pr0n reference. | |
2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion
2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
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Teflon Jeff
Warlord
7146 Posts
Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
| | 06/13/2008 10:47 AM |
| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 05/10/2008 9:12 PM
What are th two sexiest animals on the farm?
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
(said in the Pr0n way of Bow chicka wow-wow)
Zenthrus, you've been beaten to the punchline.
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Jarrett
Sneak
51 Posts
Langley British Columbia
| | 06/14/2008 7:41 PM |
| A quicky sicky from Canada to you.
What do you get after a forest Fire ??????
Crispy critters :P
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vanrulzz
Underboss
2468 Posts
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| | 06/14/2008 9:19 PM |
| omg! thats cruel!
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends." | | | |
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vanrulzz
Underboss
2468 Posts
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| | 06/14/2008 9:21 PM |
| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:
YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!! | | | |
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vanrulzz
Underboss
2468 Posts
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| | 06/14/2008 9:29 PM |
| The Similarities Between Blondes and Footballs
6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them. | | | |
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vanrulzz
Underboss
2468 Posts
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| | 06/14/2008 9:36 PM |
| An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?" | | | |
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