Oryan77 Sergeant
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 | | 03/25/2008 6:28 PM |
| I heard about this today and thought "awesome", especially when I heard Ray Park (Darth Maul) was playing Snake Eyes...then as I read the cast I noticed the one feature that will make this movie tank....freakin Marlon Wayans is a Joe! This is the same impression I had when I found out he was in the D&D movie.....ohhhh no...
G.I. Joe the movie
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
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 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 03/25/2008 8:05 PM |
| Marlon Wayans, yeah he's on my List. Too bad to hear that about the movie, I'll be avoiding it now...
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realmaster Underboss
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 | | 03/25/2008 8:59 PM |
| | I have not heard this before but I did read about an A-team movie. | | Thanks, realmaster. Let's split up!!!!!
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless
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| | I'm okay on the poor cast. Was never big on G.I. Joe. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Wraithborne Commander
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 | | 03/25/2008 10:31 PM |
| | I'll see it anyway, but Marlon Wayans?!? C'monLet's go ahead and cast Dustin Diamond as Duke and Rosie O'Donnell as Scarlett while we're at it.... | | This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -King Arthur Life is pain and we have to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get. -Rod Kimble | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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 | | 03/25/2008 10:35 PM |
| | Oh come on, Marlon Wayans didn't kill D&D, that's like blaming one particular bullet from a gatlin gun that smeared a bunny... there was just too much wrong with it. So what if it's a little airborne it's still good it's still good... | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Frost Giant in Demon Web, Darkenbeast in Feywild. | |
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Wraithborne Commander
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 | | 03/25/2008 10:48 PM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 03/25/2008 10:35 PM Oh come on, Marlon Wayans didn't kill D&D, that's like blaming one particular bullet from a gatlin gun that smeared a bunny... there was just too much wrong with it. So what if it's a little airborne it's still good it's still good...
He didn't kill it, he was just the worst of a group of suck egg mules.
Except Jeremy Irons.....he rocked!! | | This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -King Arthur Life is pain and we have to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get. -Rod Kimble | |
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maijstral Underboss
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 | | 03/25/2008 11:25 PM |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
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 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 03/25/2008 11:38 PM |
| Well it's like this. I don't find him funny, at all. He's in the same catagory as carrot-top as far as I'm concerned. Something trying desperatly to be funny, yet falls oh so short.
Posted By greyhaze on 03/25/2008 10:35 PM Oh come on, Marlon Wayans didn't kill D&D, that's like blaming one particular bullet from a gatlin gun that smeared a bunny... there was just too much wrong with it. So what if it's a little airborne it's still good it's still good... There were plenty of wrong things with the movie. Having Wayans in there is just one of the more obvious issues. Would the movie be better without him? Certainly, but not that much better. Much in the same way the Phantom Menace would benifit from no Jar-Jar, but still fall short of my expectations.
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless
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 | | 03/26/2008 12:01 AM |
| | maijstral, those are some pretty cool looking pictures. Is that supposed to be Snake Eyes? | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
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 | | 03/26/2008 4:42 AM |
| | Why do people keep giving Marlon Wayans work? | | Ghendar - Now snark free!
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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 | | 03/26/2008 8:06 AM |
| Posted By Wraithborne on 03/25/2008 10:48 PM Except Jeremy Irons.....he rocked!! *mouth puke* | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Frost Giant in Demon Web, Darkenbeast in Feywild. | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
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 | | 03/26/2008 8:16 AM |
| Man, seriously, Marlon Wayans as Joe? You have to be kidding? this is a joke, right? a Hoax? Someone, please?
Geez, this movie is gonna suck. I didn't know G.I. stood for Gone Inhalin.
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
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 | | 03/26/2008 8:17 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 03/25/2008 10:35 PM ...So what if it's a little airborne it's still good it's still good...
It's gone Homer...
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Wolfgang Commander
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 Milton, Ontario Canada
 | | 03/26/2008 8:37 AM |
| | i can't imagine a G I JOE movie not sucking | | Proud member since March 26 2005 Champion of the SIVAK DRACONIAN Joke champion of the epic sage! Demonweb called shot - Sivak Draconian Feywild called shot - Sivak Draconian Number of sets with Sivak Draconian as my called shot - 9 Completed trades: (80) Bad traders(2) DJchuckles, sardal Trade References Email Me | |
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Oryan77 Sergeant
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 | | 03/26/2008 10:11 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 03/25/2008 10:35 PM Oh come on, Marlon Wayans didn't kill D&D, that's like blaming one particular bullet from a gatlin gun that smeared a bunny... there was just too much wrong with it. So what if it's a little airborne it's still good it's still good... I never said Marlon Wayans was the only reason the D&D movie sucked. He was but a fraction of the reasons that movie sucked. I said I knew it was going to suck when I heard he was in it 
It's sorta like predicting the future when it comes to Marlon Wayans. When you want to make a movie for fans and you want to make sure it tanks, the first thing you do is cast Marlon Wayans in it.
....the guy played a man-baby & a white girl for crying out loud. Maybe Hollywood plans to keep doing the whole, "the black guy is the first to die" thing in the G.I. Joe movie and that's why they cast him. Maybe it won't be so bad afterall, but then again, they killed him that way in the D&D movie and it still bombed. 
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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 | | 03/26/2008 10:32 AM |
| Ok, he's only being cast as Ripcord, which means he'll have a small part, that will probably have some humour in it. No worries. There's some odd casting though... like Dennis Quaid (who is hit and miss) and the guy playing cobra commander (Joseph Gordon-Levitt, tv kid all grown up) shouldn't cobra commander be... well... old?
... will there be a Zartan and Storm Shadow? | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Frost Giant in Demon Web, Darkenbeast in Feywild. | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
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 | | 03/26/2008 10:36 AM |
| Posted By Oryan77 on 03/26/2008 10:11 AM Posted By greyhaze on 03/25/2008 10:35 PM Oh come on, Marlon Wayans didn't kill D&D, that's like blaming one particular bullet from a gatlin gun that smeared a bunny... there was just too much wrong with it. So what if it's a little airborne it's still good it's still good... I never said Marlon Wayans was the only reason the D&D movie sucked. He was but a fraction of the reasons that movie sucked. I said I knew it was going to suck when I heard he was in it  It's sorta like predicting the future when it comes to Marlon Wayans. When you want to make a movie for fans and you want to make sure it tanks, the first thing you do is cast Marlon Wayans in it. ....the guy played a man-baby & a white girl for crying out loud. Maybe Hollywood plans to keep doing the whole, "the black guy is the first to die" thing in the G.I. Joe movie and that's why they cast him. Maybe it won't be so bad afterall, but then again, they killed him that way in the D&D movie and it still bombed. 
His death was the best part of the movie. It meant one less painful actor to watch.
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Username Warlord
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 | | 03/26/2008 11:36 AM |
| ... will there be a Zartan and Storm Shadow?
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Shottglazz Underboss
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 | | 03/26/2008 1:44 PM |
| | What I want to know is who's going to play Shipwreck? Or Alpine? Or Lift Ticket? Or Wild Bill? | | Shottglazz "Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand; I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me."
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vanrulzz Commander
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 | | 03/26/2008 4:25 PM |
| | AGH NOT A WAYANS GUY HE RUINS EVERYTHING AND KILLS BABIES WHILE CLUBBING SLAVE PROSTITUTE SEALS!!! | | | |
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maijstral Underboss
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 | | 03/26/2008 5:53 PM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 03/26/2008 12:01 AM maijstral, those are some pretty cool looking pictures. Is that supposed to be Snake Eyes? Yes those are still shots from the movie,of snake eyes, released to the press along with cast.
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Wraithborne Commander
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 West Virginia
 | | 03/26/2008 8:13 PM |
| Posted By vanrulzz on 03/26/2008 4:25 PM AGH NOT A WAYANS GUY HE RUINS EVERYTHING AND KILLS BABIES WHILE CLUBBING SLAVE PROSTITUTE SEALS WITH 4E BOOKS!!!
Fixed that for ya'.
 | | This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -King Arthur Life is pain and we have to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get. -Rod Kimble | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
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 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 03/26/2008 10:53 PM |
| Ha! 
Posted By Wraithborne on 03/26/2008 8:13 PM Posted By vanrulzz on 03/26/2008 4:25 PM AGH NOT A WAYANS GUY HE RUINS EVERYTHING AND KILLS BABIES WHILE CLUBBING SLAVE PROSTITUTE SEALS WITH 4E BOOKS!!! Fixed that for ya'. 
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Wolfgang Commander
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 Milton, Ontario Canada
 | | 03/27/2008 6:39 AM |
| What I want to know is who's going to play Shipwreck? Or Alpine? Or Lift Ticket? Or Wild Bill?
I am not going to lie to you shot your scarring me a little | | Proud member since March 26 2005 Champion of the SIVAK DRACONIAN Joke champion of the epic sage! Demonweb called shot - Sivak Draconian Feywild called shot - Sivak Draconian Number of sets with Sivak Draconian as my called shot - 9 Completed trades: (80) Bad traders(2) DJchuckles, sardal Trade References Email Me | |
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Shottglazz Underboss
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 Quinte West, Ontario, Canada
 | | 03/27/2008 7:25 AM |
| | Hey - had quite the GI Joe collection when I was 12...damn this somewhat-good memory for old, nostalgic toys... | | Shottglazz "Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand; I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me."
Completed trades ( 48 ): Pikel, Darrell, JeffDHarvey, BiggPappa001, Ghendar, Valinrook X2, Wolfgang x3, Wraithborne x5, Mr Ruffles, Anothermullen, CKissee x3, Browns_Scoundrel, Kyrin, GuJiaXian x2, Tyngfumv, Basic_Aim, Mickey Mouse, Berus316, Crisisman, Zoons, Rockfrd, Sterling40 x2, Brucemc, 2007 Magical Mystery Trade, Redskullz x2, Stephengroy, Lyus_Sleyden, Foolforthought, 2008 Magical Mystery Trade, Kilsek x4, Generic Fighter, Auric, Relientkitten Pending trades ( 5 ): relientKitten, Wraithborne, Redskullz, Darrell, Wolfgang WotC trades ( 1 ): Red_Deceiver Bad trades ( 2 ): LeftEyeofGruumsh, Yotebeth | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
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 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 03/27/2008 8:31 AM |
| I had a nice collection too. My favorite thing was to take them apart and switch limbs and toroso and heads. My Cobra Commander got .... ahem Injured in a sensitive area, so I replaced his legs and lower torso with Shipwrecks. He looked pretty much the same, except no he was 70's Cobra Commander with Bellbottoms. 
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7507 Posts



 Sector 2814
 | | 03/27/2008 9:06 AM |
| Cobra Commander Like Disco Music!
'Ey!
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
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 | | 03/27/2008 10:36 AM |
| http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4593&Itemid=99
Duke, I am your father.
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Wraithborne Commander
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 West Virginia
 | | 03/27/2008 11:34 AM |
| | Wonder if they'll have Sgt. Slaughter, or worse, Refrigerator Perry. | | This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -King Arthur Life is pain and we have to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get. -Rod Kimble | |
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maijstral Underboss
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 | | 04/16/2008 7:19 PM |
| Scarlet

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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless
9999 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 04/16/2008 9:56 PM |
| | Now that's hot. Something about a redhead with hot curves. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless
9999 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 04/16/2008 9:59 PM |
| Posted By Wraithborne on 03/25/2008 10:48 PM Posted By greyhaze on 03/25/2008 10:35 PM Oh come on, Marlon Wayans didn't kill D&D, that's like blaming one particular bullet from a gatlin gun that smeared a bunny... there was just too much wrong with it. So what if it's a little airborne it's still good it's still good... He didn't kill it, he was just the worst of a group of suck egg mules. Except Jeremy Irons.....he rocked!!
IIRC, the wizard girl from the D&D movie was actually pretty cute. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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Wraithborne Commander
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 West Virginia
 | | 04/17/2008 10:41 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 04/17/2008 6:27 AM Yep, she was hot.
Full frontal could've salvaged the movie, I believe. | | This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -King Arthur Life is pain and we have to scrape the joy out of it every chance we get. -Rod Kimble | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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 | | 04/17/2008 1:25 PM |
| | Unfortunately, I disagree. Full frontal may have gotten more perves to attend, but that movie needed so much more than that to save it. | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Frost Giant in Demon Web, Darkenbeast in Feywild. | |
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Pedro Commander
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 Czech Republic
 | | 04/17/2008 1:33 PM |
| | No, sorry, didn't see it. | | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
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 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 04/17/2008 2:01 PM |
| Indeed.  Posted By Thenameless on 04/16/2008 9:56 PM Now that's hot. Something about a redhead with hot curves.
| | Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void - without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe - anything at all - you would have hidden from it in terror. | |
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