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04/20/2008 6:02 PM  
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04/20/2008 7:44 PM  

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's BACON!!!

Wraith, do they sell bacon-flavored lubricants at your shop?

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04/20/2008 7:44 PM  
That's just great. Is it for real? I gotta get some o' that.

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04/20/2008 8:26 PM  
I bet it'll sell well. Wonder if it's available in Canada.

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04/20/2008 10:02 PM  
Posted By Thenameless on 04/20/2008 8:26 PM
I bet it'll sell well. Wonder if it's available in Canada.


Oh, sorry, the ad doesn't say BACKBACON

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04/21/2008 12:59 AM  
Good one! I like both types by the way.

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04/21/2008 5:33 AM  
Posted By stephengroy on 04/20/2008 10:02 PM
Posted By Thenameless on 04/20/2008 8:26 PM
I bet it'll sell well. Wonder if it's available in Canada.


Oh, sorry, the ad doesn't say BACKBACON

You forgot to add to that......

"you hoser"


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04/21/2008 6:09 AM  
Posted By stephengroy on 04/20/2008 10:02 PM

Posted By Thenameless on 04/20/2008 8:26 PM
I bet it'll sell well. Wonder if it's available in Canada.


Oh, sorry, the ad doesn't say BACKBACON


You forgot to add to that......

"you hoser"


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04/21/2008 6:15 AM  
Take off eh...

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04/21/2008 7:13 AM  
lol

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04/21/2008 10:54 AM  
Yes, the Canuck has his own dialect.

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04/21/2008 6:54 PM  
I sense things flying right over my head, but they're moving too fast for me to catch.

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04/21/2008 7:06 PM  
Ask your cousin/wife for clarification.

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G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM

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04/21/2008 7:59 PM  
Posted By Ghendar on 04/21/2008 7:06 PM
Ask your cousin/wife for clarification.


My wife is my aunt, not my cousin...get your facts straight.

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04/22/2008 12:00 AM  
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/21/2008 6:54 PM
I sense things flying right over my head, but they're moving too fast for me to catch.


Use the force or the matrix.

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04/22/2008 12:02 AM  
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/21/2008 7:59 PM
Posted By Ghendar on 04/21/2008 7:06 PM
Ask your cousin/wife for clarification.


My wife is my aunt, not my cousin...get your facts straight.


Yeah G, the cousin's his mistress.


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04/22/2008 4:13 PM  
My goodness Joe, you're going to get to 10,000 posts before I do.

Oh yeah, "bacon."

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04/22/2008 4:45 PM  
I'd be happy getting there a few months behind you Dave. I've decided to step up my game for a bit - who knows how long it'll last.

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04/22/2008 6:12 PM  
Posted By Thenameless on 04/22/2008 12:02 AM
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/21/2008 7:59 PM
Posted By Ghendar on 04/21/2008 7:06 PM
Ask your cousin/wife for clarification.


My wife is my aunt, not my cousin...get your facts straight.


Yeah G, the cousin's his mistress.


A good old boy in the grandest tradition.  With all that in-breeding, how do you still produce girls as hot as Daisy Duke?


It seems our inbreeding only affects the brain.

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04/22/2008 7:33 PM  
So which Daisy Duke do you like better. Catherine Bach or Jessica Simpson?

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04/22/2008 7:56 PM  
Tough choice. I usually prefer darker hair, and Catherine Bach was the first poster I ever had. I'm not much for Simpson's singing, but the way she sings in the song "With You" is....uhh...inspiring.

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04/22/2008 8:13 PM  
Posted By Thenameless on 04/22/2008 7:33 PM
So which Daisy Duke do you like better. Catherine Bach or Jessica Simpson?
whichever ones show more cheek, really.

I'm just funny like that.


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04/22/2008 10:43 PM  
Veering back to the topic for a moment, Why would you want your food to taste like cops?

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04/23/2008 1:58 AM  
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/22/2008 7:56 PM
Tough choice. I usually prefer darker hair, and Catherine Bach was the first poster I ever had. I'm not much for Simpson's singing, but the way she sings in the song "With You" is....uhh...inspiring.


Both do look fantastic don't they?  This is one instance where I wouldn't mind ending up with the second pick.

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04/23/2008 8:38 AM  
Jessica Simpson.

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04/23/2008 4:22 PM  
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/22/2008 7:56 PM
Tough choice. I usually prefer darker hair, and Catherine Bach was the first poster I ever had. I'm not much for Simpson's singing, but the way she sings in the song "With You" is....uhh...inspiring.

I prefer darker hair, too.

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04/23/2008 4:23 PM  
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/22/2008 10:43 PM
Veering back to the topic for a moment, Why would you want your food to taste like cops?


Well...no idea. Let's trash it.

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04/23/2008 10:56 PM  
Cops leave a bad taste in the mouth.

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04/23/2008 11:24 PM  
Posted By Thenameless on 04/23/2008 10:56 PM
Cops leave a bad taste in the mouth.


That's what she said.


...wait a minute...how would you know?....they didn't get you with the "breathalyzer" gag did they?

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04/24/2008 12:29 AM  
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/23/2008 11:24 PM
Posted By Thenameless on 04/23/2008 10:56 PM
Cops leave a bad taste in the mouth.


That's what she said.


...wait a minute...how would you know?....they didn't get you with the "breathalyzer" gag did they?


Seriously true.  I was once interviewing (don't ask me why) a local pro, and she said that bad cops are among the worst customers.  They're demanding, and they don't pay.  I wasn't shocked to hear it, but for some reason, it still made me sad for the girl.

Edit:  To be specific, she said that it had only happened to her once, but she had also known it to happen to other girls.

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04/24/2008 12:30 AM  
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/23/2008 11:24 PM
Posted By Thenameless on 04/23/2008 10:56 PM
Cops leave a bad taste in the mouth.


That's what she said.


...wait a minute...how would you know?....they didn't get you with the "breathalyzer" gag did they?


I don't drink, so no.  But, see the above post.

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04/24/2008 2:13 AM  
Posted By Thenameless on 04/23/2008 10:56 PM
Cops leave a bad taste in the mouth.

Is that from your personal experience?


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04/24/2008 2:15 AM  
Posted By Thenameless on 04/24/2008 12:30 AM
Posted By Wraithborne on 04/23/2008 11:24 PM
Posted By Thenameless on 04/23/2008 10:56 PM
Cops leave a bad taste in the mouth.


That's what she said.


...wait a minute...how would you know?....they didn't get you with the "breathalyzer" gag did they?


I don't drink, so no.  But, see the above post.


i have never been caught, too.

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04/24/2008 7:29 AM  
Posted By Thenameless on 04/23/2008 10:56 PM
Cops leave a bad taste in the mouth.

I can't believe you actually said that. LOL! That might be sig worthy.

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04/24/2008 7:49 AM  
Not quite as incredible as bacon salt, still amazing >.>

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04/24/2008 9:26 AM  
Garlic salt plus bacon salt. Yes.

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04/24/2008 9:37 AM  
Posted By Teflon Jeff on 04/24/2008 9:26 AM
Garlic salt plus bacon salt. Yes.


whoa! The awesomeness can barely be contained.

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I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM

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04/24/2008 10:09 AM  
Ask your cousin/wife for clarification.


LMAO!!!

It's so funny because it's so true!

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04/24/2008 12:37 PM  
Posted By Diomedes on 04/24/2008 7:49 AM
Not quite as incredible as bacon salt, still amazing >.>

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It's good when you have a GF; then you both can enjoy the joy that is bacon!

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04/24/2008 2:59 PM  
Posted By Ghendar on 04/24/2008 9:37 AM
Posted By Teflon Jeff on 04/24/2008 9:26 AM
Garlic salt plus bacon salt. Yes.


whoa! The awesomeness can barely be contained.


Imagine if it was being served to someone named Jeff. Awesomeness overload.

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