Baleful Whispers

(Apologies to G. Michael)

 

I feel so unsure as I take your card

And put you in the war band

I still hear the cries about your unpainted eyes

I’ve heard of your virtues, but I’ll give you a try

 

I'll never fight on Frostfell again stupid dice have got no twenties

Twenty-two points better spent

Next time I will use a Swiftscale

I should have known better than to put you in

And waste map init that I've been given

So I'll never fight on Frostfell again well…not with you.

 

Fodder can never dodge the Baleful Whispers of an old hag

You only do +9 for 10 with a staff

You gotta watch your back and I just have to laugh

 

I'll never fight on King’s Road again stupid dice have got no twenties

Twenty-two points better spent

Next time I will use a Swiftscale

I should have known better than to put you in

And waste map init that I've been given

So I'll never fight on King’s Road again well…not with you.

 

Your RECHARGE wording is confusing; I’m getting really sick of losing

Shriek of Pain can be mismanaged; it works much better after you’ve been damaged

I thought you kinda looked like Blair Witch; turns out you were just an old bitch

But now who's gonna give me tech?ÂArtillery?

 

I'll never fight on Peregrin again stupid dice have got no twenties

Twenty-two points better spent

I will use a Swiftscale too

I should have known better than to put you in

And waste map init that I've been given

So I'll never fight on Peregrin again well…not with you.

 

I will use a Swiftscale too, oh

I will use a Swiftscale too