Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 06/24/2008 1:06 PM |
| So, yesterday, I hit 6K in my post count. To commemorate, later tonight, I will be posting, in this very topic, a song parody for you all.
Until then, I'll leave you with this quote:
“It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate
knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false
instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly
gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would
set aside all the intellectual progress of years, and plunge us back into the
darkness of mediaeval disbelief.” H.P. Lovecraft, “In a letter to the Providence Evening
News, September 5 1914”
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4836 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 06/24/2008 11:40 PM |
| It's so much later tonight it's tomorrow and still no song
Richie Cunningham is having a Fonz-less day now. | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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 Krush Commander
 3143 Posts




 | | 06/25/2008 1:11 AM |
| Yeah and I hit 3000 and got zero props from anybody. The community is really going down in the can. -Jim | | Gehenna | |
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Sirohk Commander
 3812 Posts



 USA
 | | 06/25/2008 3:28 AM |
| Congrats to everyone who hit a milestone.
 | | Sirohk, the Bard of Heartstone Knight of the Rahshasa's And Crusader of the Zakya, Ak'chazar, Naztharune, and Naityan Rakshasa's | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11227 Posts



 The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
 | | 06/25/2008 3:49 AM |
| Congrats to Sirohk on hitting 3673
 | | Ghendar - Now with 51% more snark
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 06/25/2008 8:40 AM |
| Okay, so I had some amily come into town last night, so I wasn't home to upload the song lyrics. I'll try again tonight.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Wolfgang Commander
 3005 Posts



 Milton, Ontario Canada
 | | 06/25/2008 8:46 AM |
| | please do i like parody songs | | Proud member since March 26 2005 Champion of the SIVAK DRACONIAN Joke champion of the epic sage! Demonweb called shot - Sivak Draconian Feywild called shot - Sivak Draconian Number of sets with Sivak Draconian as my called shot - 9 Completed trades: (78) Bad traders(2) DJchuckles, sardal Trade References Email Me | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 06/25/2008 2:20 PM |
| | Congratulations on 6000 Teflon. Good on you. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11227 Posts



 The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
 | | 06/25/2008 6:30 PM |
| Posted by Teflon Jeff Subject: 6K (for posterior)
Fixed that for ya
| | Ghendar - Now with 51% more snark
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 06/26/2008 8:42 AM |
| So, apparently this week is visit Jeff week for the family. I had more family come in last night, and I know I have family coming tonight and tomorrow night as well.
No promises on this song parody, But hopefully sometime before Monday.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4836 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 06/26/2008 9:54 PM |
| This thread is turning into a Lisa episode of the Simpsons  | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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vanrulzz Underboss
 2468 Posts



 ¯\(°_o)/¯
 | | 06/26/2008 10:10 PM |
| Posted By Ghendar on 06/25/2008 6:30 PM Posted by Teflon Jeff Subject: 6K (for posterior) Fixed that for ya *facepalm*
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 06/27/2008 10:42 AM |
| I *may* have a minute or two tonight.
I'll try hard.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 11227 Posts



 The Dark and Forbidding Lands of The Necromancer.
 | | 06/27/2008 12:22 PM |
| Posted By vanrulzz on 06/26/2008 10:10 PM Posted By Ghendar on 06/25/2008 6:30 PM Posted by Teflon Jeff Subject: 6K (for posterior) Fixed that for ya *facepalm* I'm old. What does that mean?
I think I know what it means and if it means what i think it means, then it means that it's time to get mean and teach the whippersnapper some respect. If you know what I mean.

| | Ghendar - Now with 51% more snark
Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Cthulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
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 Vrecknidj Warlord
 10301 Posts


 United States
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 06/28/2008 7:30 PM |
| | Van needs a spankin'? | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Wolfgang Commander
 3005 Posts



 Milton, Ontario Canada
 | | 06/30/2008 10:00 AM |
| | i think he would like that | | Proud member since March 26 2005 Champion of the SIVAK DRACONIAN Joke champion of the epic sage! Demonweb called shot - Sivak Draconian Feywild called shot - Sivak Draconian Number of sets with Sivak Draconian as my called shot - 9 Completed trades: (78) Bad traders(2) DJchuckles, sardal Trade References Email Me | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 06/30/2008 10:49 AM |
| Okay, I should be able to out it up today.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 06/30/2008 11:15 AM |
| “Gold” By “Teflon” Jeff Phillips (to the tune of “Girls” by The Beastie Boys) Gold Yeah all I really want is Gold. In the morning I need Gold. Cuz in the evening I spend Gold. I like the way that it shines. It even glitters in the mines. And I can spend it anywhere, From Calimshan up to Cormyr. Back in the day, There was this dungeon down the way. I grabbed the party and said “Hey, We should loot it with no delay.” We all decided that was okay. So we found rooms where we could stay. A real nice inn down by the bay. And then we set out the next day. I hope today, I get some Gold so I can play. There was a sign that said “This way” The dungeon can’t be far away. They said “Go in.” I said “No way.” I found a door with a back way, It had a beautiful Gold Inlay, I opened it and saw Melee. A group fighting a Dragon to my dismay! Gold: to bribe the Judges Gold: to buy a new sword Gold: to pay the barkeep Gold: to add to my hoard Gold That’s all I really want is Gold Two pouches full I want Gold New from the mint I want Gold I’m gonna spend all my Gold Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold Goooooooollllllld GOLD! | | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Wraithborne Commander
 3546 Posts



 West Virginia
 | | 07/01/2008 8:55 AM |
| ...and that is why you're the Master of the Awesome Sauce!!
Well done indeed!! | | The year: 1994. From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin! Two thousand years later, Earth is reborn... A strange new world rises from the old: a world of savagery, super science, and sorcery. But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice! With his companions Ookla the Mok and Princess Ariel, he pits his strength, his courage, and his fabulous Sunsword against the forces of evil. He is Thundarr, the Barbarian!
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 07/02/2008 8:44 AM |
| Thanks WB, I'm gonna send it off to KODT eventually for the parting shots page.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Wolfgang Commander
 3005 Posts



 Milton, Ontario Canada
 | | 07/09/2008 11:57 AM |
| | AWSOME!!! way to go | | Proud member since March 26 2005 Champion of the SIVAK DRACONIAN Joke champion of the epic sage! Demonweb called shot - Sivak Draconian Feywild called shot - Sivak Draconian Number of sets with Sivak Draconian as my called shot - 9 Completed trades: (78) Bad traders(2) DJchuckles, sardal Trade References Email Me | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 07/09/2008 12:57 PM |
| Thank you very much.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4836 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 07/09/2008 5:31 PM |
| Posted By Wraithborne on 07/01/2008 8:55 AM ...and that is why you're the Master of the Awesome Sauce!!
Well done indeed!! QFT
| | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 07/11/2008 1:31 PM |
| 6K- 06/23/2008 5K- 04/29/2008 4K- 03/27/2008 3K- 11/20/2007 2K- 07/24/2007 1K- 05/04/2007
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 07/15/2008 2:35 AM |
| | Talk about detailed. You should be an accountant. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 07/16/2008 11:27 AM |
| In just over 1 year, I went from 1K to 6K. wowzers.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 07/16/2008 10:30 PM |
| | That's a monstrous rate of posting. If you keep it up, you'll probably be the first to 20,000. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 07/17/2008 10:23 AM |
| I figure, give my recent rate of 1K per 6 weeks, I can get it done by... end of 2009
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 07/18/2008 7:13 PM |
| | More importantly, do you expect to keep up this killer rate of posting, or do you expect some life changes to slow you down somewhere in between? | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 07/20/2008 10:41 AM |
| I expect to keep it up for the foreseeable future. Come January, there may be some life-altering changes that may force me to cut back.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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