The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
12333 Posts
    
The G Spot
 | | 07/30/2008 3:55 AM |
| from another thread
First order of busness is kill 4e.
Second is make thekidxii listen to Rush until his ears bleed.
Third is construct a harem.
thenameless suggested that the harem should be first and I now agree.
1 - Construct a harem
2 - Kill 4e and build my own dream team to make the next version of D&D
3 - Make thekidxii listen to Rush until his ears bleed.
4 - Lower gas prices to fitty cent a gallon
5 - Cancel the following TV shows and forbid the creation of any such crap in the future.
Dancing with the Stars
Big Brother
So You Think You Can Dance
Wife Swap
America's Got Talent
American Idol
6 - Capture Greyhaze, give him plastic surgery to make him look like Geddy, brainwash him to believe he is Geddy, and then teach him to sing like Geddy.
More to come...
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WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 07/30/2008 4:41 AM |
| | mmmmm what to do what to do | |
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
6650 Posts
| | 07/30/2008 11:24 AM |
| 1. Kill off 4e, bridge 3.5 the way it shoulda been done, no more numbers just call it by year D&D 2008.
2. Take over the minis line personally.
3. Kill off Geddy Lee, and burn all of his music.
4. Create a better Survivor! and by better I mean make it "real" and to include people that annoy us, like Dubbya Junior.
5. Make Fox take on Firefly to continue the series.
6. Wait patiently for Heroes and Battlestar Galactica to return.
7. Yeh, ok, construct a harem, but really you rule the world, do you need to? Won't it just flock to you... money/power makes you attractive...
8. AVP, Transformers, GI Joe & HeMan as minis! (Just because)
9. Make better fantasy and sci-fi movies.
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Shottglazz
Underboss
1101 Posts
Quinte West, Ontario, Canada
| | 07/30/2008 11:34 AM |
| ...added to Grey's list...
10. Make it illegal to line up the opening on a cup of super-nuclear-hot Tim Hortons coffee with the seam in the cup.
11. Ban and burn the two D&D movies and force remakes with good CGI, a decent script and good actors (Dark Knight quality).
12 Introduce Roleplaying 101, 201, 301 and 401 into High School Curriculums. | |
Shottglazz
"Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand;
I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me."
Completed trades ( 51 ): Pikel, Darrell x2, JeffDHarvey, BiggPappa001, Ghendar, Valinrook X2, Wolfgang x4, Wraithborne x6, Mr Ruffles, Anothermullen, CKissee x3, Browns_Scoundrel, Kyrin, GuJiaXian x2, Tyngfumv, Basic_Aim, Mickey Mouse, Berus316, Crisisman, Zoons, Rockfrd, Sterling40 x2, Brucemc, 2007 Magical Mystery Trade, Redskullz x2, Stephengroy, Lyus_Sleyden, Foolforthought, 2008 Magical Mystery Trade, Kilsek x4, Generic Fighter, Auric, Relientkitten
Pending trades ( 3 ): relientKitten x2, Redskullz
WotC trades ( 1 ): Red_Deceiver
Bad trades ( 2 ): LeftEyeofGruumsh, Yotebeth | |
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
6650 Posts
| | 07/30/2008 11:38 AM |
| | lol, your number 12 was going to my number 10... but I was gonna make it mandatory... | |
Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers
Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60,
Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger.
Called Shots: Frost Giant in Dangerous Delves. | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
12333 Posts
The G Spot
| | 07/30/2008 11:39 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 07/30/2008 11:24 AM
3. Kill off Geddy Lee, and burn all of his music.
 see above
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WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
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Shottglazz
Underboss
1101 Posts
Quinte West, Ontario, Canada
| | 07/30/2008 11:51 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 07/30/2008 11:38 AM
lol, your number 12 was going to my number 10... but I was gonna make it mandatory...
Did I not say compulsory? I meant to... | |
Shottglazz
"Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand;
I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me."
Completed trades ( 51 ): Pikel, Darrell x2, JeffDHarvey, BiggPappa001, Ghendar, Valinrook X2, Wolfgang x4, Wraithborne x6, Mr Ruffles, Anothermullen, CKissee x3, Browns_Scoundrel, Kyrin, GuJiaXian x2, Tyngfumv, Basic_Aim, Mickey Mouse, Berus316, Crisisman, Zoons, Rockfrd, Sterling40 x2, Brucemc, 2007 Magical Mystery Trade, Redskullz x2, Stephengroy, Lyus_Sleyden, Foolforthought, 2008 Magical Mystery Trade, Kilsek x4, Generic Fighter, Auric, Relientkitten
Pending trades ( 3 ): relientKitten x2, Redskullz
WotC trades ( 1 ): Red_Deceiver
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freedeath
Sneak
91 Posts
Great White North
| | 07/30/2008 12:28 PM |
| 3. Kill off Geddy Lee, and burn all of his music.
FREEDEATH ANGRY!
Seriously, though, everything after "Moving Pictures" should be destroyed, as well as their first album.
From "Signals" on, Rush was a joke, unfortunately.
Regardless, as World Ruler, I would:
1) Abolish Religion.
2) Exterminate everyone who tests below average intelligence on a mandatory IQ test.
3) Repeal #1.
oh, and Uma Thurman would be my Queen.
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
6650 Posts
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 07/30/2008 1:35 PM |
| well here are some for me
1. fredom of speach would be gone
2. fredom of movement gone
3. Healthcare for every one
4. All cash gone we work for the greater good of each other
5. All efforts go into cleaning up our planet | |
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zenthrus
Warlord
5082 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 07/30/2008 2:35 PM |
| | 1. I'd commit suicide. No one person should ever have absolute power over the world. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
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Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
6650 Posts
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 07/30/2008 3:55 PM |
| Tell that to Oprah
LMAO
yea your right about her | |
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zenthrus
Warlord
5082 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 07/30/2008 4:59 PM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 07/30/2008 3:18 PM
Tell that to Oprah. If Oprah controls you, then you are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity 
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Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers
Knight of the Large Dire Chicken
Have/Want List
Trade References | |
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
6650 Posts
| | 07/30/2008 5:21 PM |
| | Dude, we play with little plastic dolls... I need not your pity. ;) | |
Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers
Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60,
Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger.
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 07/30/2008 5:42 PM |
| Dude, we play with little plastic dolls... I need not your pity. ;)
you have mine thats for sure | |
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
12333 Posts
The G Spot
| | 07/30/2008 5:50 PM |
| Posted By zenthrus on 07/30/2008 2:35 PM
1. I'd commit suicide. No one person should ever have absolute power over the world.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
At least that's what i'm hoping.
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WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 07/30/2008 6:02 PM |
| Posted By zenthrus on 07/30/2008 2:35 PM
1. I'd commit suicide. No one person should ever have absolute power over the world.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
At least that's what i'm hoping.
nasty nasty nasty
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Knight of the
Round Table
Thenameless
Warlord
11444 Posts
The Fortress of Solitude
| | 07/30/2008 7:23 PM |
| Posted By Shottglazz on 07/30/2008 11:34 AM
...added to Grey's list...
10. Make it illegal to line up the opening on a cup of super-nuclear-hot Tim Hortons coffee with the seam in the cup.
11. Ban and burn the two D&D movies and force remakes with good CGI, a decent script and good actors (Dark Knight quality).
12 Introduce Roleplaying 101, 201, 301 and 401 into High School Curriculums.
11. But, keep that cute girl from the first one. She could be in the warlord's harem or something. | |
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Dordledum
Commander
3390 Posts
Netherlands
| | 08/01/2008 6:47 AM |
| 1. make everything in life free for the dictator
2. appoint someone else to do the dictator's actual work
3. perform all the 7 sins to my liking
D. | |
Member of the Bearded Devils
Champion of the Huge Spider (WotDQ 46/60), A New Umber Hulk (DoDe 57/60), and the Orog Fighter! | |
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Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Cthulhufnord
Warlord
10983 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 08/01/2008 1:11 PM |
| Posted By Ghendar on 07/30/2008 5:50 PM Posted By zenthrus on 07/30/2008 2:35 PM
1. I'd commit suicide. No one person should ever have absolute power over the world. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. At least that's what i'm hoping.
I thought it went:
"Power Corrupts. Absolute Power is pretty neat." 
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Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void - without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe - anything at all - you would have hidden from it in terror. | |
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 08/01/2008 2:21 PM |
| | lol | |
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Knight of the
Round Table
Thenameless
Warlord
11444 Posts
The Fortress of Solitude
| | 08/01/2008 7:57 PM |
| | Get rid of frivolous lawsuits. (if someone slips at the supermarket, or spills coffee on themself, and tries to sue, I'd have them executed publicly to end that crap really fast) | |
Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Fun Guy from Yuggoth
Cthulhufnord
Warlord
10983 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 08/02/2008 12:40 AM |
| Life would continue normally. There would just be odd events that happen worldwide. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. Most of the time it would seem that each incident was part of a greater plan. My Plan.
I would totally go for a Harem. Although in my case it would be a surplus of Friendly and skilled employees. 
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Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void - without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe - anything at all - you would have hidden from it in terror. | |
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Knight of the
Round Table
Thenameless
Warlord
11444 Posts
The Fortress of Solitude
| | 08/02/2008 5:55 PM |
| | I would have an assortment of different exotic sports cars delivered to a race-track, and I would have an expert driver teach me how to get the most out of them. | |
Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Vrecknidj
Warlord
10425 Posts
United States
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thekidxii
Sergeant
451 Posts
No Yack. I said.. we need a DM not BM!
| | 08/06/2008 5:36 AM |
| best thread ever.
I would keep the status quo. Only rendering judgements when something was really loopy or pissed me off.
After I got people in line I think we would all get along just fine! ...or else you'd get it in the neck
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Champion of the dire hippo.
Audi Vide Tace
"Nothing matters but the weekend, From a Tuesday point of view" -Diamond & Zero | |
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Wraithborne
Commander
4195 Posts
West Virginia
| | 08/06/2008 7:48 AM |
| First, I'd outlaw plastic surgery, especially breast implants.
I'd cancel nearly everything on TV and bring back good shows like Brisco County Jr.
Compile a massive list for executions.
Cancel 4e, release press statement stating that the past few sets of DDM were so sub par that folks get their money back, reinstate 1.0 minis rules and only allow people to work on the line that listen to what people (and by people, I mean me) want. I would force Des Henley to design all the minis for me.
Abolish the prison system as we know it. Criminals would now be forced into labor to do all the jobs that regular folk don't want to do, unless their crime was sufficient to warrant death, in which case they would die. Horribly.
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Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies.
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The Great
Choco Monster
Ghendar
Warlord
12333 Posts
The G Spot
| | 08/06/2008 8:09 AM |
| Posted By Vrecknidj on 08/05/2008 7:34 PM
I am dictator of the whole world?
First task: Funnel a billion dollars to a swiss bank account
Second task: quit.
Dave
Fixed that for ya Dave. | |
WotC - making me wish more and more every day for a return to the TSR days. :(
I fought the snark and the snark won. I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!
Some of my favorite Maxminis quotes
I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM
Could somebody explain Snatch to me? I understand the basics, but not how to enter/use it. - Posted by orcmonk220
G's the man. - Posted By greyhaze on 11/11/2008 8:58 AM
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Zoons
Underboss
1066 Posts
| | 08/06/2008 9:18 AM |
| I'd shout out each order.... I think we're out of this, man, get me some.... Boy, don't make me wanna change my tone... Myyyyyy tone.... Yea.... Actually, If I was someone else, it WOULD all just fall apart. | |
Never teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time and it annoys the pig.
Champion of the Blink Dog. | |
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kyrin
Commander
3168 Posts
| | 08/06/2008 12:40 PM |
| I'm a married man. What else would I do?
Hand it all over to my wife.
After all, the conquering was the FUN part...
JIM
aka kyrin | |
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Pronounce "Drow" like "crow"! Viva la Revolution! We Shall Overcome!
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Duke of Spoils
greyhaze
Warlord
6650 Posts
| | 08/06/2008 1:44 PM |
| I'd get some proper sauce on my subway sandwich.
(I also like wraithborne's list) | |
Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers
Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60,
Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger.
Called Shots: Frost Giant in Dangerous Delves. | |
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Vrecknidj
Warlord
10425 Posts
United States
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 08/06/2008 4:17 PM |
| Maybe I'd get an avatar...
Dave
lol | |
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vanrulzz
Commander
2523 Posts
¯\(°_o)/¯
| | 08/06/2008 9:53 PM |
| | i dont know what i would do... i guerss i agree with a lot of the stuff on here. | | | |
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Knight of the
Round Table
Thenameless
Warlord
11444 Posts
The Fortress of Solitude
| | 08/07/2008 1:15 AM |
| Posted By Ghendar on 08/06/2008 8:09 AM Posted By Vrecknidj on 08/05/2008 7:34 PM
I am dictator of the whole world?
First task: Funnel a billion dollars to a swiss bank account
Second task: quit.
Dave Fixed that for ya Dave.
You wouldn't need an anonymous Swiss account. All the money's already yours. | |
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Wolfgang
Warlord
5395 Posts
Milton, Ontario Canada
| | 08/07/2008 6:18 AM |
| | get rid of ALL money and work for the greater good of mankind | |
Proud member since March 26 2005
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Wraithborne
Commander
4195 Posts
West Virginia
| | 08/07/2008 9:06 AM |
| Posted By Wolfgang on 08/07/2008 6:18 AM
get rid of ALL money and work for the greater good of Wraithborne
Fixed  | |
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies.
-Roger the Shrubber | |
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Knight of the
Round Table
Thenameless
Warlord
11444 Posts
The Fortress of Solitude
| | 08/07/2008 9:59 AM |
| Posted By Wolfgang on 08/07/2008 6:18 AM
get rid of ALL money and work for the greater good of mankind
It sounds good, but it's tough to make this type of thing work. | |
Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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vanrulzz
Commander
2523 Posts
¯\(°_o)/¯
| | 08/07/2008 10:12 AM |
| Posted By Wraithborne on 08/07/2008 9:06 AM Posted By Wolfgang on 08/07/2008 6:18 AM
get rid of ALL money and give it to vanrulzz
Fixed 
fixed again
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