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 | | 04/25/2008 9:10 AM |
| | Two antennas have a wedding, the ceremony was boring, but the reception was great! | | | |
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Pedro Commander
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 Czech Republic
 | | 04/25/2008 9:32 AM |
| | Nice one, Dio! | | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
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Pedro Commander
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 Czech Republic
 | | 04/25/2008 12:41 PM |
| | Reality.sys Corrupted. Reboot Universe? (Y/N/Q) | | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
2.0 Champion of Necromancers! (preferably not Evil:-)) Next Icon Called Shot: Baldur's Gate pack - Khalid, Jaheira, Minsc (and BOO!), Imoen, Xan, Sarevok... Against the Giants Called Shot: Phoenix (/no luck) Demonweb Called Shot: Yagnoloth (I like demons!) Feywild Called Shot: Starter 2009 Called Shot: | |
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 Avatar of the Irrelevant Diomedes Commander
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 | | 04/25/2008 12:51 PM |
| What's brown and sticky?
A STICK! | | | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
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 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 04/26/2008 3:19 AM |
| Posted By Diomedes on 04/25/2008 9:10 AM Two antennas have a wedding, the ceremony was boring, but the reception was great!
(groan) It was actually pretty good. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
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 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 04/26/2008 3:21 AM |
| Posted By Diomedes on 04/25/2008 12:51 PM What's brown and sticky?
A STICK! I don't know what everyone else was thinking, but I thought this thread was in trouble when I first saw this.
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Pedro Commander
 3922 Posts



 Czech Republic
 | | 04/26/2008 12:45 PM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 04/26/2008 3:21 AM Posted By Diomedes on 04/25/2008 12:51 PM What's brown and sticky?
A STICK! I don't know what everyone else was thinking, but I thought this thread was in trouble when I first saw this.
:laughing: | | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
2.0 Champion of Necromancers! (preferably not Evil:-)) Next Icon Called Shot: Baldur's Gate pack - Khalid, Jaheira, Minsc (and BOO!), Imoen, Xan, Sarevok... Against the Giants Called Shot: Phoenix (/no luck) Demonweb Called Shot: Yagnoloth (I like demons!) Feywild Called Shot: Starter 2009 Called Shot: | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 04/28/2008 7:37 AM |
| | In the 1820s, the Archbishop of Paris
sought far and wide for a new bellringer,
to replace the previous one, who had died suddenly without leaving a
suitably trained apprentice. For two years he was unsuccessful in
finding
a quialified applicant. One day, a strange man came to his office, to
apply for the job. The man had terrible disfigurements, but claimed to
have
years of experience ringing bells. The bishop decided to give him a
chance and instructed him to demonstrate. The stranger climbed the bell ropes and gave a rousing
demonstration of his ringing skills, sounding the bells such as they
had not been heard at
Notre Dame in the past two years. Preparing to bring the round of
ringing to a fitting finale, the stranger swung on a secondary bell
rope and leapt
for the rope of the main, 13-tonne bell. Unfortunately his grasp
missed, and he fell, landing head first on another of the great bells,
which knocked him
senseless. As the bell sounded with the impact, the man plummeted to
the floor of the cathedral, where he gasped his last breath in front of
the
horrified archbishop. The deacon of the cathedral rushed over to
assist, asking the archbishop who the strange man was.
The archbishop replied, "I don't know, but his face rings a bell." Another two years passed, in which the bells of Notre Dame
remained silent once more. Until the day when another man showed up at
the archbishop's office.
He too was horribly disfigured, but claimed to be an experienced
bellringer, like his brother before him, who had died so tragically two
years earlier.
The archbishop, by now desperate for someone to resume the ringing
duties for the great cathedral, asked him to show his skill. The stranger climbed the bell ropes and rang the bells so
beautifully that it brought the archbishop to tears. For miles around
Notre Dame, the
people of Paris, hearing the bells, knew joy as they had not known for
years. Bringing his triumphant round of ringing to a finish, the
stranger
jumped from one bell rope to another, but he too misjudged and lost his
grip, falling head first on to a secondary bell and then falling the
height of
the tower to his doom. He died on the spot, again before the distraught
figure of the archbishop. The deacon raced to the scene, and asked
the archbishop who this new man was.
The archbishop solemnly intoned, "I don't know, but he's a dead ringer for his brother." | | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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 Avatar of the Irrelevant Diomedes Commander
 3173 Posts




 | | 04/28/2008 8:25 AM |
| | Haha! Long but worth it. | | | |
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stephengroy Underboss
 1362 Posts



 Tempe AZ Beeyotch
 | | 04/28/2008 1:15 PM |
| Posted By Ghendar on 04/10/2008 4:34 AM Biggest Joke ever?
Nick Cage's acting ability. Or as I like to call it, "Thanks Uncle Francis"(Ford Coppola)
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stephengroy Underboss
 1362 Posts



 Tempe AZ Beeyotch
 | | 04/28/2008 1:23 PM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 04/10/2008 9:12 AM He was good in Matchstick Men, that was about it. Leaving Las Vegas, where he drunk hisself ta Death was cool.
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 04/28/2008 1:26 PM |
| Posted By stephengroy on 04/28/2008 1:23 PM Posted By greyhaze on 04/10/2008 9:12 AM He was good in Matchstick Men, that was about it. Leaving Las Vegas, where he drunk hisself ta Death was cool.
Bah, that's like saying Robert Downey Jr. does a good Tony Stark. Of course he does, he's already a drunken Playboy. That's not acting, it's existing!
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 04/28/2008 6:14 PM |
| | Teflon, that bell-ringer one was pretty good. Thanks. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 04/28/2008 9:48 PM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 04/28/2008 6:14 PM Teflon, that bell-ringer one was pretty good. Thanks.
I aim to please...
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Pedro Commander
 3922 Posts



 Czech Republic
 | | 05/02/2008 10:00 AM |
| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 04/28/2008 9:48 PM Posted By Thenameless on 04/28/2008 6:14 PM Teflon, that bell-ringer one was pretty good. Thanks. I aim to please... You wanna please him? *goes away*
| | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
2.0 Champion of Necromancers! (preferably not Evil:-)) Next Icon Called Shot: Baldur's Gate pack - Khalid, Jaheira, Minsc (and BOO!), Imoen, Xan, Sarevok... Against the Giants Called Shot: Phoenix (/no luck) Demonweb Called Shot: Yagnoloth (I like demons!) Feywild Called Shot: Starter 2009 Called Shot: | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 05/02/2008 11:36 AM |
| Pedro has turned to the Pr0n side.
Wraithborne, he's all yours. I can teach him no more.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5841 Posts




 | | 05/02/2008 11:40 AM |
| So all hope is lost?
No, there is another... | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Frost Giant in Demon Web, Darkenbeast in Feywild. | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 05/05/2008 12:48 AM |
| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 05/02/2008 11:36 AM Pedro has turned to the Pr0n side.
Wraithborne, he's all yours. I can teach him no more.
Wraithborne can accept only one apprentice at a time. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 05/05/2008 12:49 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 05/02/2008 11:40 AM So all hope is lost?
No, there is another...
In our world, there are many others. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Pedro Commander
 3922 Posts



 Czech Republic
 | | 05/05/2008 1:49 AM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 05/05/2008 12:48 AM Posted By Teflon Jeff on 05/02/2008 11:36 AM Pedro has turned to the Pr0n side.
Wraithborne, he's all yours. I can teach him no more.
Wraithborne can accept only one apprentice at a time. Depends if he abides the rule of two.
| | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
2.0 Champion of Necromancers! (preferably not Evil:-)) Next Icon Called Shot: Baldur's Gate pack - Khalid, Jaheira, Minsc (and BOO!), Imoen, Xan, Sarevok... Against the Giants Called Shot: Phoenix (/no luck) Demonweb Called Shot: Yagnoloth (I like demons!) Feywild Called Shot: Starter 2009 Called Shot: | |
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Pedro Commander
 3922 Posts



 Czech Republic
 | | 05/05/2008 1:52 AM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 05/05/2008 12:49 AM Posted By greyhaze on 05/02/2008 11:40 AM So all hope is lost?
No, there is another... In our world, there are many others. I am the only One.
| | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
2.0 Champion of Necromancers! (preferably not Evil:-)) Next Icon Called Shot: Baldur's Gate pack - Khalid, Jaheira, Minsc (and BOO!), Imoen, Xan, Sarevok... Against the Giants Called Shot: Phoenix (/no luck) Demonweb Called Shot: Yagnoloth (I like demons!) Feywild Called Shot: Starter 2009 Called Shot: | |
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Wolfgang Commander
 3005 Posts



 Milton, Ontario Canada
 | | 05/05/2008 1:53 AM |
| | i like that last one teflon | | Proud member since March 26 2005 Champion of the SIVAK DRACONIAN Joke champion of the epic sage! Demonweb called shot - Sivak Draconian Feywild called shot - Sivak Draconian Number of sets with Sivak Draconian as my called shot - 9 Completed trades: (78) Bad traders(2) DJchuckles, sardal Trade References Email Me | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 05/05/2008 9:02 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 05/02/2008 11:40 AM So all hope is lost?
No, there is another...
Perhaps balance will be brought to the forums yet.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5841 Posts




 | | 05/05/2008 9:55 AM |
| | I'm curious which balance? on topic vs off topic or pr0n vs... ? | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of a Medium Dog & then a Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Frost Giant in Demon Web, Darkenbeast in Feywild. | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 05/06/2008 1:20 AM |
| | The latter. On topic can never match our collective efforts. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Wraithborne Commander
 3546 Posts



 West Virginia
 | | 05/06/2008 8:32 AM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 05/06/2008 1:20 AM The latter. On topic can never match our collective efforts.
Yeah, people that actually have something to say could never post as much as us. | | The year: 1994. From out of space comes a runaway planet, hurtling between the Earth and the Moon, unleashing cosmic destruction! Man's civilization is cast in ruin! Two thousand years later, Earth is reborn... A strange new world rises from the old: a world of savagery, super science, and sorcery. But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice! With his companions Ookla the Mok and Princess Ariel, he pits his strength, his courage, and his fabulous Sunsword against the forces of evil. He is Thundarr, the Barbarian!
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 05/06/2008 2:35 PM |
| It's Clean vs. Pr0n.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 05/06/2008 2:36 PM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 05/06/2008 9:23 AM So pr0n vs what?
The Light Side. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5841 Posts




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stephengroy Underboss
 1362 Posts



 Tempe AZ Beeyotch
 | | 05/06/2008 3:45 PM |
| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 05/06/2008 2:35 PM It's Clean vs. Pr0n.
I thought that'd be 'Clean vs Scat'?
by the way -- investigated Gaped Crusader2, and the main chick looks pretty gross. _I_ wouldn't hit it!!
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 05/06/2008 5:54 PM |
| Posted By stephengroy on 05/06/2008 3:45 PM Posted By Teflon Jeff on 05/06/2008 2:35 PM It's Clean vs. Pr0n.
I thought that'd be 'Clean vs Scat'? by the way -- investigated Gaped Crusader2, and the main chick looks pretty gross. _I_ wouldn't hit it!!
Even the title sounds kind of gross. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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stephengroy Underboss
 1362 Posts



 Tempe AZ Beeyotch
 | | 05/06/2008 6:26 PM |
| | She look like someone lit her face on fire and put it out wif a icepick! | | Waiting for Chainmail Equivalencies since 2005
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Knight of the Round Table Thenameless Warlord
 9043 Posts



 The Fortress of Solitude
 | | 05/06/2008 8:29 PM |
| | That doesn't sound too attractive. | | Over 270 successful online DDM trades. | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 05/07/2008 8:32 AM |
| Posted By stephengroy on 05/06/2008 6:26 PM She look like someone lit her face on fire and put it out wif a icepick!
That's a whole new level of ugly.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
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stephengroy Underboss
 1362 Posts



 Tempe AZ Beeyotch
 | | 05/07/2008 10:25 AM |
| I've gotten more mileage out of "Chicken Sedan" than is normal or healthy. Chicken jokes are just plain funny! | | Waiting for Chainmail Equivalencies since 2005
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Kat_Dawg33 Warrior
 290 Posts



 USA
 | | 05/07/2008 11:26 AM |
| Three farmers always enter the "fattest pig" contest at the county fair. And they always lose.
But this year, one of them has a brilliant idea, "Hey, let's put a cork in his butt and feed him muffins." And they do. And the pig gets big. And they win.
But now they have a problem. The pig is looking very miserable, who's going to give him relief and pull the cork out?
Farmer one, "I ain't doin it." Farmer two, "No way." Farmer three, "Don't look at me."
"I know," says Farmer two, "let's get one of the monkeys from the fair and train him to do it."
So they do, and the monkey learns fast, and it's time for him to do his job...
The next day, all three farmers wake up in the hospital.
Farmer one, "all I could see was poop flying everywhere." Farmer two, "all I could see was poop flying everywhere." Farmer three, "all I could see was that poor monkey trying to put the cork back in." | | Champion of "Ember, Monk Champion"
Vindicated Champion of the "Mounted Dragon Knight" | |
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Pedro Commander
 3922 Posts



 Czech Republic
 | | 05/07/2008 3:15 PM |
| Posted By Thenameless on 05/06/2008 2:36 PM Posted By greyhaze on 05/06/2008 9:23 AM So pr0n vs what? The Light Side.
The Light Core. | | 2007 & 2008 Czech Republic Champion 2008 Czech Republic's Player of the Year
2.0 Champion of Necromancers! (preferably not Evil:-)) Next Icon Called Shot: Baldur's Gate pack - Khalid, Jaheira, Minsc (and BOO!), Imoen, Xan, Sarevok... Against the Giants Called Shot: Phoenix (/no luck) Demonweb Called Shot: Yagnoloth (I like demons!) Feywild Called Shot: Starter 2009 Called Shot: | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 7146 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 05/10/2008 9:12 PM |
| What are th two sexiest animals on the farm?
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
(said in the Pr0n way of Bow chicka wow-wow)
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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