 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 09/14/2007 10:54 AM |
| Hmmm... after checking out the Realms thread...
I've heard Elminister will be trading in his levels of Wizard for levels in Bard in the new edition.  | | Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul | |
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GuJiaXian Sergeant
 636 Posts



 Holladay, Utah
 | | 09/14/2007 1:03 PM |
| | He already had levels in bard in 3rd edition. | | "Clearly a case of too many hunchbacks and not enough mad scientists..." | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4591 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 09/14/2007 2:10 PM |
| He'll be swapping his bard levels for duskblade levels  | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 6234 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 09/15/2007 7:51 AM |
| I heard that 4E will the first collectible RPG, where you buy rule packs, hoping to complete your binder with all the rules...
The Magic chapeters are said to be the rarest of them all... | | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5473 Posts




 | | 09/16/2007 11:55 AM |
| That's called errata. ;)
I heard that you buy source book boosters for $50 and they get sent to you in a black wrapper so you will not know which source book you actually purchased until you open it - then you get pay extra shipping to trade with your online friends! | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Ghast in Against the Giants, Darkenbeast in Demon Web. | |
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hazel monday Warrior
 338 Posts



 Baltimore MD
 | | 09/20/2007 5:05 AM |
| | I heard that WOTC hates it's customers so much, that 1 in 3 of the new player's handbooks will actually be a cleverly disguised bomb. A homeless guy in a tin-foil hat told me that on the way to work this morning. | | Champion of Phanatons. | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5473 Posts




 | | 09/20/2007 7:57 AM |
| | Hey good thing I read this board, I thought they were just gonna lace the pages with contact poison... | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Ghast in Against the Giants, Darkenbeast in Demon Web. | |
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PaSquall Underboss
 1384 Posts




 | | 09/20/2007 11:35 AM |
| LATEST NEWS !!! Due to problems having appeared in the recent playtests, new rules to fix them will have to be added. The PHB will have 1536 pages. | | Vindicated Champion of the PSEUDODRAGON (Unhappy) vindicated champion of the DRYAD Against the giants called shot : huge cloud giant female Demonweb called shot : ghost | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4591 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 09/21/2007 4:36 PM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 09/20/2007 7:57 AM Hey good thing I read this board, I thought they were just gonna lace the pages with contact poison... Not "just" going to. They have far more sinister plans in addition to lacing the pages with contact poison (that trap would barely rate a 2 on Grimtooth's lethality meter).
| | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 6234 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 09/21/2007 5:47 PM |
| Yeah, trapped Core books was a given. Â I also heard that 4E is set to be played with Fanasy sports games, I.E., you draft fantasy characters in DD city leagues,and get points for kills and what not weekly. | | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5473 Posts




 | | 09/21/2007 8:20 PM |
| | You have repeat the following words "nikto, varata... " AAAAGH! | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Ghast in Against the Giants, Darkenbeast in Demon Web. | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 09/21/2007 11:50 PM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 09/21/2007 8:20 PM You have repeat the following words "nikto, varata... " AAAAGH! Hmm... I've got one of those books allready. Are they 4th edition rules in ancient Sumerian then?
| | Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul | |
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Kaya Kenobi Underboss
 1296 Posts



 San Jose, California
 | | 09/27/2007 11:08 AM |
| | I heard that 4e is bringing back 1e initiative rules | | Just a simple traveler from the swamps of Dagobah otherwise known as Florida. Also known as Hurricane Alley! I always try to send through delivery confirmation, and I expect the same. It's only 55 cents extra, so it's just a little more than a pay phone call, so just do it for the Kai. I prefer to trade with people in the US and Canada, sorry everyone else. http://www.maxminis.com/Forums/tabid/104/forumid/53/postid/655406/view/topic/Default.aspx - references | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 09/27/2007 10:04 PM |
| I've heard that 4th Edition proves Jack Chick was right.  | | Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul | |
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The Great Choco Monster Ghendar Warlord
 10836 Posts



 In the constellation of Cygnus, or Central Connecticut
 | | 09/28/2007 3:46 AM |
| Posted By Kaya Kenobi on 09/27/2007 11:08 AM I heard that 4e is bringing back 1e initiative rules To quote Daffy Duck, "Shoot me now."
| | On vacation 6/29 - 7/5
Leaning towards giving 4e the Digitus Impudicus Champion of the Spider Eater with rider. I actually love to be swallowed. - Posted By gss_000 on 09/04/2007 2:32 PM How many times in life do you get to eat your own Ctulhu? - Posted By Pedro on 03/31/2008 2:29 | |
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nyjastul69 Commander
 2710 Posts



 Rhode Island
 | | 09/28/2007 5:22 AM |
| Posted By Cthulhufnord on 09/27/2007 10:04 PM I've heard that 4th Edition proves Jack Chick was right. 
Would it be all that bad to actually have magic powers?Â
Any time I think of chick tracts I'm reminded of this article.
http://www.gamegrene.com/node/169
| | You know, I keep thinking that after the new design team gets done with D&D 4e, D&D won't stand for Dungeons and Dragons anymore, because well, that's just not fun. It's old and stuffy. - Originally Posted by BabWryter on Kenzerco.com | |
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GuJiaXian Sergeant
 636 Posts



 Holladay, Utah
 | | 09/28/2007 8:01 AM |
| | I heard that 4th edition is going to use logarithmic scales (and the Fibonacci sequence) in base 11 to calculate to-hit rolls. And this is the simplified version. | | "Clearly a case of too many hunchbacks and not enough mad scientists..." | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 6234 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 09/29/2007 1:00 PM |
| | Rumor has it 4E will have additional powers available for those using direct IP with IPv6 for DDI login... | | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5473 Posts




 | | 10/01/2007 8:00 AM |
| | I heard that you have to sacrifice a baby in order to play a Tiefling. | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Ghast in Against the Giants, Darkenbeast in Demon Web. | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 10/01/2007 9:27 AM |
| Posted By greyhaze on 10/01/2007 8:00 AM I heard that you have to sacrifice a baby in order to play a Tiefling. I'm intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. 
I've heard there will be no Orcs in 4.0. Instead in an effort to sell D20 modern you will be fighting against time shifted SS batalions.
| | Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
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GuJiaXian Sergeant
 636 Posts



 Holladay, Utah
 | | 10/01/2007 10:06 AM |
| | I heard that the Warduke is going to be a core race. | | "Clearly a case of too many hunchbacks and not enough mad scientists..." | |
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nyjastul69 Commander
 2710 Posts



 Rhode Island
 | | 10/01/2007 11:18 AM |
| Posted By GuJiaXian on 10/01/2007 10:06 AM I heard that the Warduke is going to be a core race.
I thought the race was called the warduck. | | You know, I keep thinking that after the new design team gets done with D&D 4e, D&D won't stand for Dungeons and Dragons anymore, because well, that's just not fun. It's old and stuffy. - Originally Posted by BabWryter on Kenzerco.com | |
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GuJiaXian Sergeant
 636 Posts



 Holladay, Utah
 | | 10/01/2007 11:19 AM |
| | Indeed. The iconic will be Howard the Warduck. | | "Clearly a case of too many hunchbacks and not enough mad scientists..." | |
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Duke of Spoils greyhaze Warlord
 5473 Posts




 | | 10/01/2007 11:47 AM |
| | And he will be mighty! Mighty and blue... with a small bunny (moth) companion... | | Greyhaze's DDM Spoilers Champion of Darkenbeast , Raistlin Majere, Nightmare WDQ25/60, Warduke WD60/60, Anti-Champion of Guns, "Knight of Bugbears", and Joke Champion of Venger. Called Shots: Ghast in Against the Giants, Darkenbeast in Demon Web. | |
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GuJiaXian Sergeant
 636 Posts



 Holladay, Utah
 | | 10/01/2007 11:49 AM |
| | Did we just leap from Howard the Duck to the Tick? Only in a 4e speculation thread... | | "Clearly a case of too many hunchbacks and not enough mad scientists..." | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 10/01/2007 8:34 PM |
| Well if there are Warducks I think Moongoose may have somthing to say about that...   I've heard the most powerfull prestige class in 4.0 is called the Mary Sue. All major NPCs will have at least five levels in this class.  | | Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 6234 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 10/02/2007 5:29 PM |
| I've heard that Venger is the Iconic for the DM... | | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4591 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 10/05/2007 4:24 PM |
| | I heard that in 4.0 the default mount will be the Large Dire Chicken and all player characters automatically have spiky hair and androgynous faces. I also heard that gold will be referred to as gil. Sources say that the boring Wizard/Sorcerer dichotomy will be replaced by the much sexier White Mage/Black Mage/Blue Mage/Red Mage/Chemist/Summoner classes. In other news, gunswords will be replacing the greatsword as the two-handed weapon of choice. One final note, the Staff of Power is being replaced by the Economizer and Gem Box. | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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GuJiaXian Sergeant
 636 Posts



 Holladay, Utah
 | | 10/05/2007 11:09 PM |
| | Dude! Can I take levels in insane clown and laugh like Kefka? | | "Clearly a case of too many hunchbacks and not enough mad scientists..." | |
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Kaya Kenobi Underboss
 1296 Posts



 San Jose, California
 | | 10/06/2007 7:59 AM |
| | Can we play a grippli now? I would convert if they make grippli a core race! | | Just a simple traveler from the swamps of Dagobah otherwise known as Florida. Also known as Hurricane Alley! I always try to send through delivery confirmation, and I expect the same. It's only 55 cents extra, so it's just a little more than a pay phone call, so just do it for the Kai. I prefer to trade with people in the US and Canada, sorry everyone else. http://www.maxminis.com/Forums/tabid/104/forumid/53/postid/655406/view/topic/Default.aspx - references | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 10/06/2007 10:44 AM |
| Cool, now I can play the "Your HP or your GP" bandit. :) | | Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4591 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 10/06/2007 2:59 PM |
| Rogues will be losing Sneak Attack. Instead, they'll have the "Capture" ability which allows them to steal gold when attacking. Monks will be recast as the more generic "Martial Artist" thus ensuring that no one in their right mind ever plays them again.
In an effort to streamline battles, DMs will no longer have to prep battles ahead of time. Instead, the party will just wander around until they trigger a random battle at which point the DM rolls on a table in the MM to determine the monster type. Watch out for Skull Hunters 
The rulebook clearly states that when the PCs win a battle, the DM must provide a catchy "battle-won" theme song. A sidebar recommends using ringtones.
| | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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Kaya Kenobi Underboss
 1296 Posts



 San Jose, California
 | | 10/09/2007 4:32 AM |
| Finally! My final fantasy 7 music CD will be put to good use!
Boss battles must use corny theme songs.. Or when the monsters win, the imperial march! | | Just a simple traveler from the swamps of Dagobah otherwise known as Florida. Also known as Hurricane Alley! I always try to send through delivery confirmation, and I expect the same. It's only 55 cents extra, so it's just a little more than a pay phone call, so just do it for the Kai. I prefer to trade with people in the US and Canada, sorry everyone else. http://www.maxminis.com/Forums/tabid/104/forumid/53/postid/655406/view/topic/Default.aspx - references | |
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MarioCleanstuff Warrior
 270 Posts



 San Diego, CA
 | | 10/12/2007 10:11 PM |
| | I've heard that Umber She-Hulks will be available as a Paladin's special mount in 4e. | | Completed trades: Brenigin, desiderata, HockeyFan, MikeyChraal, Raland | |
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Kaya Kenobi Underboss
 1296 Posts



 San Jose, California
 | | 10/16/2007 3:32 PM |
| I heard that they're going to incorporate order of the stick into... well actually 3e already does that.. Â Well... I hope I see Arkum tools. ;) And well, the idea of the battle for gobwin knob is kinda cool too! | | Just a simple traveler from the swamps of Dagobah otherwise known as Florida. Also known as Hurricane Alley! I always try to send through delivery confirmation, and I expect the same. It's only 55 cents extra, so it's just a little more than a pay phone call, so just do it for the Kai. I prefer to trade with people in the US and Canada, sorry everyone else. http://www.maxminis.com/Forums/tabid/104/forumid/53/postid/655406/view/topic/Default.aspx - references | |
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Master of the Awesome Sauce Teflon Jeff Warlord
 6234 Posts



 Idaho. Yes, we have Gamers in Idaho.
 | | 10/24/2007 1:56 PM |
| NEWSFLASH!!!
4E will be delayed after a cheesecake-artists strike. Emergency Scabs being used are only capable of drawing scenes from deliverance. Open PHB at your own risk.
| | Official Delegate, Wizards of the Coast Against The Giants Called Shot: Huge Green Dragon Icons Called Shot: Gargantuan Prismatic Dragon
"Rejoice, for bad things are about to happen." | |
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 Fun Guy from Yuggoth Cthulhufnord Warlord
 10556 Posts



 Umass Amherst Baby!
 | | 10/25/2007 6:47 PM |
| Posted By Teflon Jeff on 10/24/2007 1:56 PM NEWSFLASH!!!
4E will be delayed after a cheesecake-artists strike. Emergency Scabs being used are only capable of drawing scenes from deliverance. Open PHB at your own risk.
Aw man, that's so evil. I approve. 
| | Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul | |
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 zenthrus Commander
 4591 Posts



 SLC, UT
 | | 10/25/2007 8:39 PM |
| Gnomes weren't exactly replaced by tieflings, rather they all ran in terror after seeing the caption for the tiefling concept artwork:
"Gnome, you've got a pretty mouth..."  | | Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie? Champion of Dwarven Thunderlashers Knight of the Large Dire Chicken Have/Want List Trade References | |
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