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zenthrus
Warlord
5091 Posts
    
SLC, UT
 | | 06/12/2006 9:48 PM |
| http://cgi.ebay.com/Norse-Tickler-Chainmail-Condom_W0QQitemZ6064454665QQihZ009QQcategoryZ11733QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Oh, dear [XX(][:o] | |
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Cthulhufnord
Warlord
10987 Posts
Umass Amherst Baby!
| | 06/12/2006 10:41 PM |
| Ug... [xx(]
I started making some chainmail gloves back in high school. Everyone in the games club kept commenting that they looked like condoms... | |
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Felagund
Sergeant
922 Posts
| | 06/13/2006 12:03 AM |
| Perhaps safe sex is even safer when you raise the AC of your member?
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Can of the Cave Beer
Commander
2838 Posts
| | 06/13/2006 12:46 AM |
| Well, isn't that...rustic?
Bizarre. Truly bizarre. | |
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Zozo
Warrior
218 Posts
| | 06/13/2006 1:39 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhufnord
Ug... [xx(]
I started making some chainmail gloves back in high school. Everyone in the games club kept commenting that they looked like condoms...
People in high school used to say my unfinished chainmail shirt looked like a bra. If you ever want to see something funny, have someone who dosen't know how to wear armor put on a chainmail shirt. Most people I tried this on didn't know how to take it off.[:P] | |
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Most Edumacated
zenthrus
Warlord
5091 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 06/13/2006 1:53 AM |
| quote:
Originally posted by Zozo
If you ever want to see something funny, have someone who dosen't know how to wear armor put on a chainmail shirt. Most people I tried this on didn't know how to take it off.[:P]
Just don't use the Norse Tickler as the armor in the demonstration [:o][XX(] | |
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jgsugden
Commander
4320 Posts
Walnut Creek, CA
| | 06/13/2006 8:49 PM |
| | Now, I may be wrong, but I'm not sure that thing is going to work properly... | |
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zenthrus
Warlord
5091 Posts
SLC, UT
| | 06/13/2006 9:35 PM |
| | That's why it has a disclaimer at the bottom. | |
Knight Warlord a.k.a. Commander (#32) in only 6 months. Where's my pie?
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Can of the Cave Beer
Commander
2838 Posts
| | 06/13/2006 10:53 PM |
| I dunno. If I pulled that monstrosity out, I think the odds of me successfully creating offspring would be nil! Or, rather, the odds of me successfully getting a chance to procreate would be nil.
I wouldn't imagine that chainmail would be very comfortable. | |
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striderlotr
Commander
3370 Posts
| | 06/14/2006 10:24 AM |
| | I'm not sure it would do a hell of a lot for the wearer... talk about not feeling anything... | |
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Monsoon28
Underboss
2313 Posts
Toronto
| | 06/14/2006 12:21 PM |
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Uhhhhhhh, no thanks!
Gee, I've done some Chainmail, but nothing like that! [:0] | |
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Felagund
Sergeant
922 Posts
| | 06/14/2006 12:37 PM |
| quote:
Originally posted by striderlotr
talk about not feeling anything...
If that's the case, I'd say the user is pretty lucky. I imagine that thing would chafe something fierce. | |
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yack
Commander
3261 Posts
Gatineau Canada
| | 06/14/2006 9:25 PM |
| Wow that thing is just nasty...I showed it too the gf and all she had too say was sweet G@D!
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